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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

The following was inspired by Bob's--12 Days of Xmas Math thread and Teshi's great LOTR thread.

On Smeagol's birthday my precious gave to me,
1 Ring to bind and rule them all.

On Smeagol's next birtday my precious gave to me,
2 Gondor Princes
And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me,
3 Giant Eagles
2 Gondor Princes
And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me,
4 Feud'n Orc Factions
3 Eagles Flying
2 Gorgeous Gondorians
And 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me
5 Simarilions
4 Feud'n Orcs
3 Eagles engaged
2 Gondor Hunk-Princes
and 1 Lidless Eye to watch us all.

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me,
6 Wise Wizards
5 Elvish Jewels
4 Feud'n Orcs
3 Eagles
2 GD Princes
and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me,
7 In a Fellowship
6 Wise A@@ Wizies
5 Sim--ar--illlions
4 Feud'n Orcs
3 Soaring birds
2 of Gondors Kids
and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all

On Smeagol's next birthday my precious gave to me,
8 Rangers Ranging
7 Fellowshippers
6 Wise Wizards
5 of Fenor's Follies
4 Orc's a fight'n
3 Eagle's a wing
2 Gondor Princes
and 1 Ring to bind and rule them all.

On Smeagol's next birthday my Precious gave to me,
9 Nasty Nazgul
8 Rangy Rangers
7 Fellowships
6 Wizards Whining
5 Simarillions
4 Haruk Kai
3 Big Birds
2 of Denthor's kids
and 1 All Seeing Eye to track it down.

On Smeagol's next birthday my Precious gave to me
10 Lembras repasts
9 Nasty Nazgul
8 Rangers Ranging
7 in a Fellowship
6 Istar Wizards
5 Elvish Jewels
4 Orcish Corpses
3 Eagles Grande
2 Gordor Princes
and 1 Heir of Isendor

On Smeagols next birthday my Precious gave to me
11 Rohan Riders
10 McLembas Burgers
9 Nasty nazgul
8 Ranger Ranging
7 Fellowship Broken
6 Whiteless Wizards
5 Stolen Jewels
4 Orcish Legions
3 Plucked Eagles
2 Dead Gondor Leaders
and 1 All Seeing Eye to RULE YOU ALL!!!!

On Smeagol's last birthday my precious gave to me
12 Roosters Crowing
11 Rohans Riding
10 Elvish Archers
9 Fingered Frodo
8 Ranger Princes
7 in a Fellowship
6 Sailing West
5 Simarillion
4 Feuding Orcs
3 Eagle Rescues
2 Gondor Weddings
and
1 Crack of Doom to throw it in.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Ah...brilliant!

I want to be Dan_Raven

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

Very nice!

I love it!

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

[Cry]

That was so beautiful...

(was it next Wednesday? It was, wasn't it?)

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

No ents?
__' [Frown]

'
>----|----<
___| =sad Fangorn
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__/_\
_/___\
^____^

[ December 15, 2003, 09:39 AM: Message edited by: Black Mage ]

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

[ROFL]

Nine fingered Frodo [ROFL]

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

I loved how you subly changed the verses throughout!
[Big Grin]

Well done!

AJ