For someone who speaks perfect French, that sure had a lot of errors in it... Posted by Santa Claws (Member # 5906) on :
Hey bub, I'm working this corner.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'd like Mrs. Claus' phone number.
I hear she bakes great cookies!
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
J'ai dit que je PARLE parfaitment, en ecrivant, je ne suis pas tres fort.
It's my pleasure Annie. Would you like anything else? I heard you have your eye on a certain guy....... I could make him, well, you know.. speed things along....
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
**Puts Raia and Bob on 'naughty' list.**
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Oh, he's perfect how he is, thank-you-very-much Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
**Pats Annie on the head, gives her a candy cane and sends her on her way**
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
mmmmm.... candy cane
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Awww, I'm not naughty!
[AUDREY HEPBURN VOICE] I'm a good girl, I am! [/AUDREY HEPBURN VOICE]
*hugs Santa* better?
Your French is parfait! Posted by Traveler (Member # 3615) on :
Can Santa's elves finish my kitchen remodeling?? I have the blueprints and all the options figured out (tile, paint, appliances, cabinetry, etc). My contractor says it will be done by spring but if Santa could do it faster/cheaper I'd be very happy!!!
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Santa, your homepage is very un-Christmassy Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
Ho Ho Ho!
Raia -- Santa was only kidding Ho Ho Ho!!!!!
Tell me little girl, what do you want for Christmas.
LINE: Traveler Leo
Edited to tell Leo to look at web site again.
[ December 15, 2003, 04:20 PM: Message edited by: S. Claus ]
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
**gets bored waiting for Raia to talk, picks her up and dumps her on the slide, a la Christmas Story**
Ho Ho Ho.
Traveler, I've heard your plea. I can't make your kitchen get done any earlier, but my elves can. I'll send 5 of them right over.
**gives traveler a candy cane and a pat on the head**
Next?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Santa, I want Dance Dance Revolution for christmas. And money for books.
<--- Poor college student.
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
What is a 'Dance Dance Revolution?' Can my elves make it?
And how bout I just buy your books? Would that work?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
DDR, or Dance Dance Revolution is a game where you stomp on a mat as directed by the arrows on a rolling videw screen, and in time to the music.
Basically, its Dancing Karaoke.
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
Ho Ho Ho...
That sounds fricking weird, but I'll get my elves on it, so to speak.
Danny? Would you like anything?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<gets on line>
Posted by S. Claus (Member # 6025) on :
Well Hello Robert!
Come on over here and sit on Santa's lap!
Ho Ho Ho!!!
So tell me little boy, what do you want for Christmas?
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Woohoo! Santa rocks!
Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
Can I have one of Santa's mistresses--I mean, elves? Like the ones in peterh's photo?
*plops down in Santa's lap*
AUGH! It's Micheal Jackson!
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
AHHHHHHH!!! Michael Jackson!
*Mass hysteria*
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
<-- Sits on Santa's laps I would like to have no fighting in my family and in my in-laws for Christmas.. Is this possible ? *bambi eyes* Well, if it's not, I guess a lot of books and a few discs will be allright...
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I'll stand over here while I make my requests-- don't want to damage your knees or anything.
I want the Guess the Author game to be revived.
I want Slash's work to be just as prosperous, but ALSO give him enough time to DM our game.
That's it. Everything else I've got a handle on.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
<sits on Santa's lap>
I want whirled peas. Mom says we need whirled peas, so that's what I want.
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
Mr. Santa Claus, sir? May I have a round-trip plane ticket, please? I don't think it's fair that Bernard and I should have to spend Christmas apart. Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I want an adventure. *getting restless*
I'm serious. I need one. And my usual method of adventure is not a good idea anymore, so I need a new source.
What can a good girl who is currently strapped for cash do to get an adventure?
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Hey kat, I know what you could do. Put five bucks of gas in your car and drive until you run out. It's not too bad on your car if you don't do it repeatedly. And if you have good company, you'll have a blast trying to get gas to your car. My wife and I did that unintentionally last month. It was so much fun, we plan on doing it again.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
So, hang out with someone you love. Good idea. Not an option I want to pursue at the moment.
That, frankly, was my old way of getting an adventure. I'm currently on Sabbatical.
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Anyone else?
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
<sits on Santa's lap>
All I want is one hair from your beard!
(and a candy cane)
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Wow. You're easy to please!
Santa seems like he's been on a LONG break, so I'll just cough all over his chair while he's gone, steal a candy cane, and leave.
*is sick and pathetic*
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
*gets in line* *considers throwing shoe at mr. claus a la Austin powers, for haveing dumped Raia down the slide a la A christmas story* *decides to wait and see if this will change gift status or if I am already on the naugty list*
[ December 21, 2003, 11:30 PM: Message edited by: Koga ]
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I just want to be happy this Christmas.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
You all can sit in Santa's lap. I want to sit in the ELF's lap! Or the hobbit's if there are any of those around... Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
<slaps the sad out of Maethoriell>
You're welcome, Who's next!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Thanks..I needed that.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
It's nothing.
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
Grrr another fluff thread. *feeds santa fart pills and viagra* *goes off with Santa's hot elves from webpage*
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:sure looks a lot like that Dan guy...:![[Razz]](tongue.gif)
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Or the hobbit's if there are any of those around...![[Big Grin]](biggrin.gif)