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Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

MUAHAHAHA! Tell me, young children and children at heart! What does thou truly wish for? A plague upon thine enemies? Raining Sulfer on K-Mart?

Tis the season to be evil! Tell me what you want.

Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :

Destroy my final exams, please.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I want my soul back, please.

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Snarky, I can not destroy evil. It's against my nature. I can only cause evil. If you want your instructor to be suddenly ill for the next century, then that's a different story.

Bob, I do apologize (NOT) but I handed your soul over to Celia in exchange for my own. Crafty little devil, aint she?

Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :

Make every vehicle in the world break-down, except Honda Elements, so I can fit in.

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Consider it done. ::wiggles nose in witch-like fashion::

Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :

Oh yeah . . . I forgot about that whole "Satan can't cast out Satan" thing. Hmm. I don't know if I feel vindictive enough to wish for my professors to get sick, though. I'll have to think about it.

Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :

Impostinator!

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

[Eek!]

There's two of them!!!

[Angst]

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Be quiet, Dad! Can't I once just be the prince of darkness without you embarressing me?

Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :

Ungrateful little brat. How dare you come here looking for action in my name!

Go to your room. I'll be up to sing you sweet lullabies in a minute.

(It really does hurt me more than it hurts him.)

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

Can I have a lulllaby? But the sort that would burn the ears off stevedore, OK?

Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :

It will cost you a soul.

Doesn't have to be your own.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Can I have an adventure? I want an adventure. I haven't had one for a long time now. [Smile]

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

I'll give you an adventure!!! AN ADVENTURE IN HELL!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

Please accept this one way ticket to Hell, Michigan, where an adventure of a lifetime awaits you.

[ December 15, 2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Anti-Chris ]

Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :

Yes, you should walk 3 blocks north and knock on the most appealing door. I think the path from there will be obvious.

And thank you for the soul.

Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :

[stern]I thought you were in your room, Chris?[/stern] [somewhat kindly] Now let the grownups handle it, ok? Just scurry along now.[/somewhat kindly]

I have the soul of microsoft. I realize it's your child, but can't you take that?

Posted by Satan (Member # 529) on :

No, I already own that. What kind of gift is that?

*smites the mage's family pets*

Posted by Polemarch (Member # 3293) on :

I'm suprised Jesus hasn't made an appearance yet. Or is it not his job to check on these sort of things?

[ December 15, 2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Polemarch ]

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

I haven't seen him lately for some reason.

Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :

I posted this link last year but I decided to post it again.

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :

Santa, Reaver of Souls?

[ROFL]

Posted by Apocalypse (Member # 4819) on :

I wish for me.