This is topic Should Bush play Ender in the movie if abortions are illegal with homosexual marriage in forum Books, Films, Food and Culture at Hatrack River Forum.
Man it has reached a point where threads about Bush, whether for or against, are popping up so much and the posts contained therein are all just 'blah' statements "he's a poophead just because" "no he's great just because" that in my mind, theyre going right alongside episode 1 threads and abortion threads and homosexuality threads and 'who should play ender?' threads and the like. It has been discussed and discussed and now i find myself not giving a crap what anyone has to say about it anymore.
On an unrelated note, if you ask for double extra cheese at a good pizzeria, mmm mmm mmm tasty. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Boxers.
And eyebrows and things.
Mmm, pizza.
Oh yeah, and I don't read those threads. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
i tell ya, youre lucky youre a hottie.
and that you know all those blakmailable things about me Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Pizza is good.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
agreed. wholeheartedly.
i like buffalo style chicken strips better lately
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Buffalo chicken strips rock.
Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :
Chilis has the best boneless chicken wings ever. I also like their new shanghai boneless chicken wings, too.
Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :
I think Dean would make a better Ender personally. Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
odouls, when HAVE you given a crap about anything?
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Im gonna have to get back to you on that one Tom Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
I dunno. Ender probably spoke Standard almost perfectly.
Posted by Heather Laurae (Member # 3796) on :
Hooray! This is my favorite thread today.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
I wanna get my hands on a copy of that 'Bush-isms' book
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
You know, at my school they have these really good fake-meat vegetarian buffalo wings. I just have to get a huge pile of them.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
sorry, im a carnivore. I need real meat. Except for those strange partially hydrogynated processed soy product patties from high school cafeterias. little bit of ketchup and those are good to go. Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I don't know where you went to school odouls, but we had a Taco Bell, a Pizza Hut, a Blimpie, and some other stuff in our cafeteria.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Much as I like some of the vegitarian alternatives to meat, I have to wonder what "really good fake-meat vegetarian buffalo wings" consist of....
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
You spoiled big-city kids and your fast food.
We had to eat shepherd's pie on Tuesdays, meatloaf on wednesdays, and sea wonders on Friday. Uphill both ways. In the snow.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
The thread title is almost perfect, it only lacks the name of a female body part. I recommend Mulva or Doris.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Scott, i dont know where YOU went to school but you can kiss my jealous rump.
And pooka, I wanted to get Delores in there somewhere, but i ran out of characters.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
The answer to the thread questions is, "Absolutely positively and with out question quite likely though I doubt it."
I think you just want a thread that lasts forever.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
i dont need a thread that lasts forEVER. But a hundred page thread might be nice. Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
Then claim you are the creator of the last post thread.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
cant do that. originality is just as important to me as thread immortality.
...said the man who quotes more movies than matt pinfield knows bands.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I only eat things with buffalo sauce if I need a colon purge.
Robert should be Ender
Abortions should be legal, but we should have to get a licence to have sex.
Love the thread, BTW. Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I shudder at the thought of a police officer "pulling me over" during sex to check my license!
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
and what would the requirements for a 'humping lisence' be?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
"Pull over Mr, to the side of the bed. You are getting a ticket for speeding, for ignoring a stop sign, and for sniffing her shoes in a tow-away zone." The Sex-Policeman said in his tough policeman voice.
"What about her?" the perp asked.
"Me?" asked the surprised feminane accomplice.
"Yeah you. First you refused to yeild when I had the right of way, then you go by yourself in the car-pool lane."
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
A "driver's" test maybe?
(wow this changes the meaning of 'drive' in my vocabulary)
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
do you really want to have to renew your humping lisence every 4 years? have you SEEN the women that work at the DMV?!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Man, I got a 95 on the written, but I screwed up on the road test. First I didn't buckle up, then I totally froze when it came time for the paralell parking. Hey, at least I didn't go the wrong way down a one way street.
(I don't even know what that means.)
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Aw, come on Dan, you can't throw crap around like that and say you don't know what it means!
What would the proper age be? And what would be the cut-off to "work" at the DMV? Would they call it the DMV (without being too vain)?
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Ahem! The symbolism is becoming a little farfetched here!!
Back to the topic...oh. There wasn't one.
Well, ok then. Carry on.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Dan's profile says he does: "Entertainment Sales"
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Well, if you start lobbying for these road tests, I Will simultaneously begin lobbying for all DMV workers to be replaced with hooters girls.
[ December 16, 2003, 01:12 PM: Message edited by: odouls268 ]
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I guess I had more of a written test in mind, with regular STD screenings.
Seriously, make sure people know how stupid it is to have sex without protection, the real risks, Masters and Johnson studies of the last 30 years... My sister gave me her Human Sexuality textbook (she was going for a Master's in Psychology at the time) when I was 16. It made all the difference. (Sure he's cute, but is he worth THAT?). It really made me take a "What's in it for ME?" stance on having sex. I was a selfish little minx. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Im Mormon
Nuff said.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
But i second olivet.
Sex isnt just a taboo in religious circles anymore. it can get you friggin killed.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
olivet youve gone and made my fluff thread serious. poop. but i guess it needed to be said. and as far as 'protection'...yeah right. HIV can go right through lambskin and latex condoms.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Yeah.
Which is why this little selfish minx has only had sex with her beloved, and no one else, in her whole life.
Religious reasons by themselves may have been enough for a while, but education and a well-developed case of self-interest picked up the slack.
Sorry to de-fluff the thread. Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I send books to my nephew, who likes to read.
I'm sending him a variety, and he says he reads them, and it cheers me to be (sort-of) related to someone who loves books the way I do.
But he's turning 13, and I'm worried about his education in other areas. I want to send him this, but I'm pretty sure his parents would kill me. It isn't that I don't get along with his mother, but she has troubles of her own and is a bit of an idiot, so I guess I need to just stay out.
I want to, though. 13 is NOT too young for facts, the religious element is not strong there, and I'd like him to have some background before facing the world waiting for a smart, gorgeous, gregarious jock.
[ December 16, 2003, 02:07 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Larry Gonick is sooo cool. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
my mom gave me "Generation Sex" on my 14th
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Why do you want him to learn cartoon sex? I mean, I'm sure with a little plastic surgery he'd be ready for humans in a few years.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
well there was that cartoon 'where did i come from?'
i have mixed feelings about that one
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
For the record, I'm Mormon too, and have only had sex with my wife. All jokes herein are sarcastic in nature and should not be taken seriously by anyone.
Why in the heck are we so serious!
I just got back from the dentist. The thing with the military is that you hardly ever see the same doctor. To make a long story short I don't have the prettiest of mouths, even though I brush and brush and brush. Anyways, the dentist came in the room, briefly looked through my records and mummbled something under his breath as he walked out. What the heck does that mean? Should I feel guilty? Nervous? Stupid?
I'm 21 and I still have dentists show me how to brush my teeth! I really do take care of them!
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
THE SHOES SCOTT!! PEE IN THE SHOES!!
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
i keep forgetting, Air Force, right?
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
DAH!!! I should have thought of that!
That's a big ol' honkin' afermative on the Air Force question.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Man, we should be hitting two pages here pretty soon.
EDIT: We did it, we did it!!!
[ December 16, 2003, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: scottneb ]
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
whats your MOS? i might have asked that before, but im a complete idiot so..
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I hope I get this right. I think MOS is Military Occupation Specialty right? I had someone else ask me that and I think that's what it is.
In the AF we have AFSCs or Air Force Specialty Codes, currently mine is 1C151 or Air Traffic Control Journeyman but am in the middle of retraining, hopefully, into 3V0X3 or Videography. That's what I'm currently doing.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
yeah. MOS is actually Army terminology. I think the Marines use it as well. In the navy they have Aschools and Rates.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
So, the obvious question is, have you served? We're still getting too serious so: Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Simple Answer: No. I have not served.
There's more to it than that, but its a long story.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Wow odouls, looks like we cleaned the place out!
We had better start typing if you still want to make that hundred page mark.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I'll keep posting if somebody gets nakey.
(that should be good for at least ten posts )
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
<starts unbuttoning shirt and realizes he left his license at home>
DAH!!! Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:<starts unbuttoning shirt and realizes he left his license at home>
DAH!!!
We need licenses to be naked, now?
Damn, someone arrest me.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Not until you put that away, you lawbreaker, you!
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Oh, only the police get to have batons these days?
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Ahh! How quickly threads change
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
it only takes a few buttons and somebody wiggling their baton
Posted by Danzig (Member # 4704) on :
This thread is dirty. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
is not. youre dirty.
gutter head. Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
It's sad that this type of thread always seems to degenerate into name-calling.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
::calls people names::
Posted by Chaeron (Member # 744) on :
Oh yeah, well you're nothing but an atavistic curmudgeon.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Riiiiight!
Now, on to our next peice of bussiness: odouls' parking spot. I don't think it neccesary to allow odouls to park a Meat Truck accross four spots. I plan to remedy this by giving odouls a front row parking space big enough to fit his truck. All those in favor...
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I don't think odouls meat requires a truck, much less multiple parking spots.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Well, once i start posting the 'odouls naked on a beach' series of pics, we'll se about that.
Anybody got a feather boa I can borrow?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
There's gonna be a SERIES?
::covers eyes:: Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
of COURSE there's gonna be a series. You dont actually think that the entire dave-ness cant be captured in a single shot do you?!
There must be a wistful pose, a thoughtful pose, a 'looking into the future' pose, and of course, the ever popular 'flirty fairy'
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Wow, it's a good think we've had the centennial of the barf bag. (I know that barf bag centennial was a joke)
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
"Ouch baby. Very Ouch" -Austin Powers, The Spy Who Shagged Me
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Hey, odouls, I'm starving for info about you. Where the heck do you live!
And no, I'm not out to stalk you. You're not on my list yet. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
scott, im an old hairy midget coward originally from NY.
I live in NC now, and have for many years.
I went to military school for high school, so thats how i originally got interested in military history and how i have an ok idea of terminology and such.
i HAVE been stalked before which is part of the reason I avoid putting too much personal info up here.
What else you wanna know about me though? I assure you, im not very interesting. Porce knows. Im like spaghetti with no sauce. Technically Im still there, but who's really fascinated by that? Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
::shameless, shameless bump::
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
quote: i HAVE been stalked before
Now there's a shocking news flash, for the nude on the beach flirty fairy. I'm not blaming the victim, I'm just being shocked. I assume you're a guy. I think I've seen these pictures. Likewise, I would expect to be stoned (be, not get) if I made that barf bag remark to a woman.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Yes pooka I am a guy. Fret not.
I do however love that you have just made one of the most blatant arguments that sexism is alive and well. It's just reversed.
I have noticed that it's ok to make mean but funny remarks about my physical appearance (eyebrows), weight, the size of my genitals, my sexual stamina, my ability to attract a mate, my general intelligence, my hearing, my habits with the television remote, and to make assumptions about my level of liking for sports and my intentions with women JUST because I am a guy. This is old news. I just never knew someone would accidently spell it out like that.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:I guess I had more of a written test in mind
How on Earth did this thread go two whole days without anyone pointing out how much more appropriate an oral exam would be?
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
odouls -- I just suddenly realized that your post thread topic here covered all the major forum points (politics, Ender movie, abortion, homosexuality, etc) except RELIGION!!! How did you possibly miss that?
We think you should add the words "at church" to the end of the thread title.
Farmgirl
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Maxed out the number of allowable characters
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
But in case you were curious, what i was going for was "Should Bush play Ender in the movie if abortions are made illegal while homosexual marriages are made legal everywhere but Utah?"
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
"I have noticed that it's ok to make mean but funny remarks about my physical appearance ... JUST because I am a guy."
Well, it's also because you occasionally act like an arrogant jerk, which paints a big target on your forehead. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
I should qualify that statement: I have noticed that it is more acceptable to make 'playfully' mean remarks about a man's physical appearance than a woman's.
As far as me being an arrogant jerk..well..Im gonna poop in your shoes for that one.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
quote:I have noticed that it is more acceptable to make 'playfully' mean remarks about a man's physical appearance than a woman's.
Yes.
Fair, isn't it. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
I love it. Men like to be playfully insulted by attractive women. Makes us feel loved. If you're paying attention to us at all, we're happy.
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Wait, you like when I hassle you about your eyebrows? Oh, rats.
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