I shall seek and find you. No matter what you do or where you go, you will think of me. I shall take you to bed and have my way with you... I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you moan and groan. I will make you beg for mercy... beg for me to stop. I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I'm finished with you. And you will be weak for days.
All my love, The Flu
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Good luck. This year's is NASTY.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
*hugs from biosuit haven*
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Why is it unrequited? That flu is a veritable casanova with the number of people it's been "loving"...
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(crosses self against the flu) And I couldn't get my shot, either!! (puts on mask)
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
It's unrequited because ain't nobody lovin' that casanova back. He's the one writing the letter, remember.
And I don't actually have the flu (though I've been sick the past couple of days) -- I just thought this was funny.
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
I had my brush with the flu a few weeks a go and got a few sniffles. Should be good to go for the rest of the year. Thanks, genetics!
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
I couldn't get out of my driveway for a while this morning. Nope, not weather, an ambulance blocking the street. I think it is one of my elderly neighbors across the street. He's already been to the hospital once for the flu. AJ
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
This is dangerously close to an onanism thread.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
I was going to say something about not getting it, but I don't want to jinx anything. *knocks on beige plastic*
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(crosses self against the flu) And I couldn't get my shot, either!! (puts on mask)
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