Hatrack River Forum: Jack Sparrow vs. Jack Black

This is topic Jack Sparrow vs. Jack Black in forum Books, Films, Food and Culture at Hatrack River Forum.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=020747

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Honestly, I can't decide who's cooler. But I do know that if I ever want to throw the coolest party ever they'll both have to attend.

Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :

ugh.
jack sparrow is cool. Jack black is obnoxious.

Ni!

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

He invented inward singing! You gotta be kidding me.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Inward singing! The most powerful tool in singing technology since yodeling!

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

I think a staring contest between the two is in order. Sparrow with his mascaraed eyes versus Black's hypnotic stare. It will be the best staring contest since Conan and Andy's final showdown.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Where I come from, the participants in a staring contest are trying to see who will be the first to blink, not the first to look away. That Conan-Andy match was just way too easy.

Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :

Easy you say?

Was it easy when Coanan had to watch his parents and grand parents get naked , make out, exchange partners, and then make out some more with Max? Easy indeed. [No No]

Posted by esl (Member # 3143) on :

That's Captain Jack Sparrow, jehovoid [Wink]

Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :

I vote for Jack Daniels. *hiccup*

Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :

I'd vote for Jack Squat, but I don't think any of you know him!

[Wink]

--Steve

Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :

Jack Sparrow can fight. With a sword!

Plus, he cheats.

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

quote:
Jack Sparrow can fight. With a sword!

Jack Black can rock your socks off. And karate chop you. Not to mention that special push-up that he can do.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Yeah, but he can only do one.

Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :

You're talking about Wonderboy here! With a sidekick who can kill a yak, from two hundred yards away... With MINDBULLETS!!!

That's telekinesis guys...

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Actually, young Nastyman is the archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.

[Edit: And far more impressive, to me anyway, is the power to move you.]

[ January 13, 2004, 05:56 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

quote:
I vote for Jack Daniels. *hiccup*

Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :

quote:
Actually, young Nastyman is the archrival and nemesis of Wonderboy, with powers comparable to Wonderboy.

But they joined forces and created a band of the likes that the world had never seen!

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

*holds lit disposable lighter aloft*

WonderNasty! WooHoo!

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

I just gotta make an appearance in any thread that's got so much D action in't.

(makes an appearance)

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

quote:
Yeah, but he can only do one.

Well, one is all you need.

And if Jack Sparrow loves that "Yo ho" pirate song, imagine how much more he would love the best and greatest song in the world...

tribute.

Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :

Plus, Black would kick Sparrow's ass from here to right over there.