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Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
*sets up shop, waits for customers*
 
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
 
I need validation.

I broke my arm a week ago skiing. I have spent the last week 1800m up a mountain watching other people ski.

My 2 year old cousin now skis better than I do.

And my cast is getting really annoying.

Plus, by Hatrack standards, I'm not 'real' yet.

Oh please, please validate me!

::pushes 5 cents across::
 
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
 
Which type of validation ?
 
Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :
 
Is my chosen path in life worthwhile?
 
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
::presents parking garage ticket, waits for punch::

FG
 
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
 
*punches Farmgirl*

(oh, come on, she was ASKING for it! [Wink] )
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
This type of validation, Anna.

*Pulls out rubber stamp, inks it*

*Stamps imogen on the forehead*

There. Go look in a mirror. Now the whole world will know that henceforth you have been validated! [Big Grin]

aka, it depends on what your chosen path is. Not my line of work, anyway. I just validate people.

Sorry, Farmgirl, it costs five cents to validate something. Come back when you have a nickel.
 
Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :
 
Wow, I feel so very not-validated. Can I see your professional validator's license? Do you guys have to take CE credits or anything? I feel cheated! I want my nickle back!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Would you consider a burnination/validation trade straight across?
 
Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :
 
<laughs> Thanks! Now you're talking business!
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
I've got five bucks. I need one hundred validations and I may stop feeling so insecure.
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
You never paid your nickel, aka. If you gimme your nickel I will be glad to validate you!

*Pulls out rubber stamp*

*Inks VERY thoroughly*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead with big red letters reading "VALIDATED"*

*Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again* *Stamps forehead again*

There... one hundred times. Phew. And thank you for your business. Geez, your forehead is a little bit red, though. Must be all that ink.
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
I only feel 40% validated. You ran out of ink arround there, I think. You probably have to re-ink it every twenty or so validations.
 
Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :
 
Ponies up nickle in hopes of proffered validation.
 
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
 
OK for the validation then.
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
*inks up 2 rubber stamps*

*wields them akimbo and simultaniously stamps both aka's and Anna's foreheads very impressively*

HAIYA! [Smile]

Yay! $.10 richer!
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
Well, Anthro, do you want a refund or do you want me to re-stamp you? Your choice.
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
Restamping.
 
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 
*Re-inks stamp*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead*

*Re-inks stamp*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead*

*Re-inks stamp*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead*

*Re-inks stamp*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead*

*Re-inks stamp*

*Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead* *Stamps Anthro's forehead*

There. Happy?

[ January 19, 2004, 04:55 PM: Message edited by: Mr.Funny ]
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*plunks a nickle into the jar*

Here I am, ready for some validation.
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
I am so validated.
 
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
*drops 10 cents in jar*

2 please.
edited for spelling.

Make that 3 validations.

*drops another nickel in jar*

[ January 21, 2004, 09:28 PM: Message edited by: Derrell ]
 


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