Hatrack River Forum: Dear Hot Me,

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

First, let me congratulate you on being hot. As you are most undoubtedly aware, in order to get that name, you have to exaggerate things, and spin a few yarns.

Next, let me express my jealousy at your hotness. When I first realized you existed, I lusted after you in a way I haven't before with any other poster. I want you. I NEED you. It's only fair. I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person.

Hot Nathan, I want to use you. And if the person that controls you, would only release you into my care, it would make my day. Hot Nathan, please find your way into my control.

Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :

Don't make me sic Papa Moose on you, ya self-lovin' orange-tights man.

Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :

That's it? You think you can woo me with mere words? I want chocolates and flowers and a romantic dinner. And it wouldn't kill you to call me once in a while.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Well, if I had a number to call...

Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :

You know, you could ASK for it. That's what real men do.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Yes, but what's the fun in asking?

Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :

Strike one.

Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :

Hmmm, Nathan is having a conversation with himself. [Angst]

I think that interpretive dance in orange tights really pushed him over the edge. [ROFL]

**Ela**

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Hmmm... um.... GIMMEGIMMEGIMME!!!

Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :

This is almost too much fun. . . .

Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :

quote:
I should have realized long ago that you belonged to me, before you went off and became owned by another person.

Yeah, well, I got Sweetcheeks first, so back off, bitch. He's carrying MY baby.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

wow, i think i'm just drunk enough to appreciate hot nathan on t_smith action.

no i didn't type that out on just one try.

Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :

Oh, Lord. Nathan is flirting with himself. [Eek!]

I think he's really lost it this time.

~Jane~

Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :

You know, talking to yourself is not a sign of sanity, T....

Posted by Xaposert (Member # 1612) on :

You tell 'em Tres.

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

[ROFL]

Tresopax/Xaposert

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

Hot Nathan will always be flaming.

Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :

This is, without doubt, the most disturbing thread ever to appear on Hatrack.

[Angst]

I've reported it, and I urge everyone else to do the same.

[Angst]

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

celia you were drunk on the evening of Monday the 19th? so was I! We missed a wonderful evening together...

Instead I got stuck flirting with Eddie. You deserted me darling!

AJ

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

It's not so disturbing if you realize who Hot Nathan was. No, wait—that makes it more disturbing. [Angst]

Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :

Who was Hot Nathan? I'm dying to know!

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

I'll give you three guesses.

Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :

Hmm. Jon Boy?

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I'm actually a little more interested to know who saxonthebeach was.