When we last left the Manly Thread a year ago this month, Sandy, Myr, CT, and Leonide were chained and dancing. Kama was making chili dogs, and Kat was composing childish love letters to Bob the Lawyer and me.
We've since unchained them (and they seem to be doing well in the wild.)
Anyway, with Slash being back and me sitting here drinking Coronas and eating beef jerky...and with all the pictures of scantily clad Nicole Kidman from the Golden Globes...well, I thought we guys could use another break.
And this might be a good thread to preen, guys. Two of the manliest (read:loudest) men in the thread last year, Strider and Jon Boy, have been taken off the market and become whipped.
And even after keeping her chained to a big-screen TV for four pages of a thread, Kama still trusts me enough to let me be her guide around NYC.
*sets up big-screen*
*sets up barbecue and thaws industrial-sized bag of wings*
Whoever finds me the sexiest picture of Cate Blanchett gets the first order of wings!
Posted by Wonko The Sane (Member # 2945) on :
Taal-Pictures, man. Pictures.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
No, I'm escaping from you so you can't chain me again
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
*eyebrows raised
Are you, now?
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Man, do you two really expect me to believe you when you say that you don't want to be chained up in skimpy outfits?
You're in the medical profession, CT--while Kama's vaccuuming, you can go ahead and rub my shoulders.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
*destroys vacuum cleaner*
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Frisco, love, I know the pressure points. The good ones and the bad ones. Don' mess wi' me, dude.
Besides, if you get real feisty, I know how to macadem(outta)ia.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Less talking. More rubbing.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Frisco, by "escapes" she means "flies to America to dance for the Hatrack men".
Don't let her forget her chains.
Posted by Slash the Berzerker (Member # 556) on :
I have to be careful in threads like this. If I get drunk, I start hitting on all the women, and picking fights with all the men.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Well, that means Frisco's got nothing to worry about.
Posted by Beaver Dick Leigh (Member # 2174) on :
*belch* *plops down, with muddy boots on coffee table* *picks up girly mag* *grins*
Hey Slash! Wanna fight?
Posted by Slash the Berzerker (Member # 556) on :
Yeah, actually, I do.
Posted by Beaver Dick Leigh (Member # 2174) on :
Ah, you're not big enough!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ah, I remember the manly thread. Good times.
And you know, I may be whipped, but it could be worse: I could be single.
Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
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Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
That's a very good point Nathan, although don't you think you worded it a bit too melodramatically?
Posted by Hot Nathan (Member # 6114) on :
::shrug::
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
After all the dancing around in tights, are you sure you belong in here, Hot Nathan?
Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :
I really should have known better than to try to follow a link from Frisco at work.
It's my fault, really.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
What, the link to the Dutch beermistress outfit?
You should've seen some of the other outfits on the site, hooooo boy.
And I can't chain Kama until she finishes cleaning. Besides, it doesn't seem like she wants to get away quite so badly this time.
Posted by K.A.M.A. (Member # 6045) on :
*viruses Frisco's computer*
Posted by Chaeron (Member # 744) on :
Augh! It's K.A.M.A.! The maneating she-robot in the simuflesh.
Posted by Chaeron (Member # 744) on :
I'll have to fight back with THIS Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Chaeron-1
K.A.M.A.-0
*programs K.A.M.A to make the perfect Philly Cheesesteak*
Posted by K.A.M.A. (Member # 6045) on :
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