• When you're trying to catch the cute guy's eye is the exact moment the dwarf will pick to approach you;
• Eating raw fish is no longer a sign of a sophisticated date. (That said, you have to admit the Atkins plan is working for Gollum.)
• if you're the only girl among 100 guys you'll still fall for the only one who has a girlfriend;
• When overused, terms of endearment such as "precious" lose their meaning;
• All couples fight, but battles shouldn't last so long that one of you has to get up and stretch your legs or use the bathroom;
• It doesn't matter if you look like Liv Tyler; your pining and whining will still get on people's nerves;
• Don't blame your friends just because they can see right through your creepy little partner;
• If you can get along on a road trip, the relationship will probably last;
• There will come a point when it seems like the relationship should be over. Don't drag it out. Just end it there.

• Some people will go to any lengths to get a ring; others, having had one for awhile, will go to any lengths to chuck it into a volcano.

[ January 27, 2004, 08:58 PM: Message edited by: plaid ]
 

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Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
 

 

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Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
That's great.
 

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Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
 
I must not have watched the movies closely enough, I don't get most of the refrances.
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 

There should be something in there about not bringing tired, hungry men food when you know you are a lousy cook!

AJ
 

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Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
 
If you want to keep your woman around, let her do the decorating.
 

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Posted by MidnightBlue (Member # 6146) on :
 
Yeah, but the author doesn't sound like the type to watch extended editions.

Edit: I was replying to AJ.

[ January 28, 2004, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: MidnightBlue ]
 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Sometimes the name "Wormtongue" is not only deserved, it may be flattery.
 

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Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 

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if you're the only girl among 100 guys you'll still fall for the only one who has a girlfriend;

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oh man! That is SO true!

FG
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
There is no witty comeback for this.


 

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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Spending $300 million is no guarantee you will get lucky with Oscar.
 

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Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :
 

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Don't blame your friends just because they can see right through your creepy little partner

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This reminds me of that TTT parody...it makes me laugh every time I think of it
 

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