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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

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Yes, 'cuz that's where God poked 'em to see if they were done yet.

Dumbest question I ever heard IRL:

After hearing that the mummified corpse of an American Indian had been found in Mammoth Cave and that it was dated to be over 2000 years old, a lady asked the ranger: "I wonder if he knew Jesus?"

If you tell a really really big whopper, is that terabull?

[ February 16, 2004, 12:29 PM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]
 

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Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
Kinda reminds me of those Bill Engvall "here's your sign" things.
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
Ah! I LOVED that thing!
 

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Posted by Happy Camper (Member # 5076) on :
 
You missed:
Zeta 10^21
Yotta 10^24
 

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Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Wow. I wonder what could happen in a yottasecond. I think I'm going to try to use that word at least once a day in conversation. It's fantastic.
 

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Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :
 
You should check out Google calculator. It's really cool.

milliseconds in a second
 

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Posted by Happy Camper (Member # 5076) on :
 
Hmmm, a whole lot I would say, you're looking at 31.7 trillion MILLENIA ----> or 31.7 Quadrillion years give or take a few trillion years.
 

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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
Quick may be a Yotta-second. Less still,a Yoda-second. Yet in a Yoda-second, everything yet nothing.

The force travels all in a Yoda-second
 

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Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
Dumbest question I've ever asked:

While on the phone with a friend, she suddenly screamed and said, "Oh, God! I've cut off my toe!"

And I replied, "What? Are you sure?"
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
So did she? (Why does that conversation sound frighteningly like one I would have... of course I'd be the one doing the screaming...)

AJ
 

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Posted by MidnightBlue (Member # 6146) on :
 
My dumbest question:
In Spanish class we were discussing something, and the kid next to me said sarcastically, "Yeah, because apparently Cuba's now part of Connecticut." My reply? "Really?"
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
In class once I overheard a classmate convince someone that Texas was bigger than the United States.

When we were dating, my husband used to lie to me just to see if I would believe him. (Pretty sad.) Once he told me that, while living in Taiwan, the dolphins would be friendly to you to get you to ride their backs, then they would take you into deep water and leave you to drown.

I believed him.
 

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Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
 
Me: Yea, me and Raia won't be here, we're going to North Korea over Spring Break.

Friend: Really? Aren't you scared?
 

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Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 

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Did Adam and Eve have belly buttons?

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