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Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Nathiesm - believing in Nathan.

Just to save some time and clever posts:

Bobtist- Belief in Bob; very strong in the south.
Danned- sent directly to Belle
Kama- explains why Hatrack goes in cycles
ReinCardation- going away and coming back as a higher level poster
Myrddin Fyre and Brinestone- uh... someone else can do that one

So, who here is a Nathiest?

Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :

I'm an Anathaniest. There is no Nathan.

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Uh, you can leave out the 'an' in Anathanist. Its better as anathiest.

[ February 27, 2004, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Anti-Chris ]

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

There was some talk in the chatroom a while back of possibly starting a Monty-Pythonanism sect. I don't know if anything ever came of it.

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

I'm Nathagnostic. I used to believe in Nathan, but I haven't seen a sign of him in so long that I can't be sure anymore...

[Razz]

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Here's one:

Katholic

Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :

Ayetheist. [Evil]

Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :

Taalcon,

If you were trying to do the Baptist/Anabaptist parody, wouldn't it have worked better to spell it

Ananathiest?
(whew! That's hard to say!)

Farmgirl

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

Who here would like to become a student of Zan Buddhism?

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Actually, I think all these religions share a few Cor beliefs.

Friends of OSC adhere to the Scott-ish rite.

Kamish

Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :

I must be a Bobtist! (although that sounds more like a dance than a religion...)

Farmgirl

Posted by Thunder's Core Smith (Member # 6234) on :

I hear pooka's just part of celiatic folklore.

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

I was raised an anniebaptist, but I'm afraid my wild college years have turned me into a bit of an anniechist.

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

I'm wondering which of the religions listed really teaches the Ruth . . .

[ February 27, 2004, 10:34 AM: Message edited by: Brinestone ]

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

I knew I picked this screen name for a reason.

Anybody here a jehovoid's witness (besides Ralphie (where the heck has she been?))?

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Then there's the Dan_Ravengelical sect of the Friscan monks.

Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :

Well, we all know that Jon Boy is a Bobtist. Jon the Bobtist.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Of course, our new holiday KWSNI just HAPPENS to come around December 25th every year.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

::sigh:: Goatism just doesn't have the ring of all of these other religions. I think we'll call it "ultra goatism". Or, even, Ultrag Oatism.

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Mooslims.

(edit: Do they pray in the direction of Theca 5 times a day?)

[ February 27, 2004, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

[ROFL]

This is the best religion thread EVER.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Dagnosticism: The nagging suspicion that Dagonee just can't be for real.

Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :

Raiaism. We worship the Godess Raia.

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Why can't the Bobtists and Episcopatzians get along?

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Well I be Danned. [Hat]

to you all.

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

My Kama just ran over your Rat Named Dogma

Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :

quote:
Mooslims.

(edit: Do they pray in the direction of Theca 5 times a day?)

Personally, I'm a Burninite.

Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :

Of course, there's the now 5 decades old Bokononist religion.

We have our own scripture and everything!

-Bok

Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :

Haven't you heard of my new book? It's called the Tao of Taal.

Posted by aka (Member # 139) on :

There's katholicism and then there's anakatalicism.

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

Y'all better watch out for the leader of the Aum Shinryuko cult... Terrorists!!! [Eek!]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

I thought that was the Tao of pooka?

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

Are you all Anthreists?

You can become Anthriests by worshipping Anthrocoatl, god of punctuation, venerating commas, and tearing out the living hearts of those who misuse commas.

Oh yeah. Lo and verily.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Bwahahaha! Bring, it, on Anthriests! You, can't, take, me!

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

That actually physically hurts me.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Back on subject.

Although it would be very nice to believe in Nathan, you would have to live your life as if there was no Nathan anyway. Nathan doesn't help you in your day-to-day lives, he is merely an inspiration for you to greater things.

I choose not to believe in Nathan.

[ February 29, 2004, 10:11 AM: Message edited by: eslaine ]

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

Well, you could always be a Humanist...

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

or Raventh-Day Adventist.

Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :

And you could always practice Gardenerian Wenching! [Kiss]

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

I've heard there are quite a few morbons on this board.

Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :

I shall hereafter refer to myself as the dogmatic docmagik.