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Posted by GradStudent (Member # 5088) on :

This is my attempt at started my first fluff thread.

I have a Potato Head at my desk at work (named Noam, long story). One of my colleagues and I are always playing little pranks on each other.

Today, I came in and found a basket of french fries right in front of Noam. Obviously, he will never be the same, and will need years of counseling to deal with this horror.

I want to make an protest sign for poor Noam to hold, but I can't think of anything cute to put on it. Something along the lines of, "Stop the innocent slaughter of potatoes for fries."

Y'all are great with puns. Any idea?

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

My eyes! My poor eyes! [Big Grin]

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

I am so egoistical. I thought this thread was going to be about me. [Embarrassed]

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

"Hugs not Spuds"

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

Have you heard the song Don't Slay that Potato by Tom Paxton?

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

ROTFL!! I have to second rivka's idea.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

How about, "D@#$! Them French!"

(Sorry Anne)

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

"I hope that was no one I knew!"

Kind of Gary Larsonish, so it might not be the effect your looking for.

How about, "This is an unapeeling development."

Dagonee

Posted by GradStudent (Member # 5088) on :

I knew you'd have great ideas!

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Make love, not fries?

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

Eat Mor Chikin

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

"Jullian, what did they do to you?"

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Yams, the other starchy vegetable.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

I'd rather go naked than eat potatoes.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

"I cry everytime I watch "Fried Green Potatos"

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Place fried potatoes on top, with a sign--"We can rebuild him. Make him better, stronger, faster."

Put a sign on Mr. Potato Head reading, "The Bionic Potato"