Because of that jack-o-lantern smile?
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
because they are big, mean, tough, and know how to fight.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
What do you mean, we?
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Must be an "exclusive" we.
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
As you can tell, popular opinion seems to be favoring pirates.
But they have so much in common....
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
Maybe it’s because they give their opponents (and girlfriends) whisker burns with their perpetual 3-day stubble.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
It's the hair. Definitely the hair.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
The uniforms, and the way their legs move when they skate.(not the uniforms' legs, the players') Sigh.