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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

**taps foot impatiently**

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

How come everybody knows about this but me?

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

--I--

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[Confused]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

*giggles*

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

The Burninations of Death are about to commence.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

::moons:: Right here, Pat.

Edited to add:
Also, GET A BETTER YARD! Tree. Fence. Car. That was it. Lame.

[ April 01, 2004, 09:11 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Explanation please.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

April Fools?

Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :

And I think I'll echo Raia's [Confused]

Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :

I second the [ROFL]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

--I--

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

You know, looking back on it, I'm disappointed in myself that I didn't leave a picture of a cow scribbled out on your doorstep.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Well, here's the real funny part, or parts....

First off -- I wasn't even there. I was in Logan, Utah for a grad school seminar. I haven't even been home for three days.

Second -- You picked the wrong neighborhood, in case you didn't notice. Not only did everyone see you, everyone (four neighbors) called my poor wife to tell her two dumpy looking guys were trespassing on my lawn.

Third -- You don't go tee-peeing a house at 10:30 at night when everyone's still awake.

Fourth -- My wife turned the light on, then watched them run coward-like behind my minivan.

Fifth -- You scared her to death.

Sixth -- Revenge is a dish best served cold.

Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :

*dawning comprehension*

Personally Pat, I think you should be flattered. A Hatrack t-ping: not many people were that lucky!

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

First- Crap.

Second- There were 3 of us. Your neighbors need glasses.

Third- Jons idea so early. I wasn't even going to include him, but he emailed me. I was going to start at his house at Midnight, but... whatever.

Fourth- I hid by the trash can. Jon was the one cowering behind your minivan. And yeah, your wife got us. Good sport, I'd say. She didn't come out and whack us with any pots or pans.

Fifth- Whoops. Pardon.

Sixth- Celia counted on this. So did I. Bring it on.

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

Troggie, TP is flammable, right?

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

And the third accomplice was?

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Pssh, we take care of our own. Unless of course, our own is Jon Boy. In which case, we point neon signs at them.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Who was the one who wanted to proceed with the plan, even though half the neighborhood was outside watching us? I believe that was you, Nathan.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

It was me.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

It was Josh, wasn't it?

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

First: I was actually wondering where you were. I was surprised when you didn't chase us down and pummel us in the middle of the street.

Second: Yeah, that was a bad idea. I blame Nathan.

Third: Yeah, that was a worse idea. I thought, "It's a decent neighborhood. I bet everyone will be in bed at this time, and it'll be nice and dark." Let's face it: I'm a toilet-papering novice.

Fourth: Still Nathan's fault, I say.

Fifth: Sorry. Didn't mean to scare anyone.

Sixth: *grovels and pleads for mercy*

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

And by the way, I'm not mad. I'm neutral.

I AM anxious for the revenge thing, though. [Smile]

I won't be so sloppy. [Smile]

[ April 01, 2004, 09:54 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

And my wife was ok with it, but informed me that there won't be another 'Pat's Barbeque' for a long time.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[Frown]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

*hangs head in shame*

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Would it make it up to you if I helped you get Nathan and Josh back?

Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :

Such loyalty in the ranks!
[ROFL]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

quote:
Would it make it up to you if I helped you get Nathan and Josh back?

I'll bring it up when my posse convenes here in the next few days.

In the meantime, you're on probabation, Mr. Minion.

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

Your neighborhood thinks my husband is dumpy-looking? Pat, it's not he who picked the wrong neighborhood. Look inward. Is this really the place for you?

And as for the early time, some people have work and stuff early in the morning. It's called TPing responsibly.

And as for the sloppiness, give them a break. There were three people who lost their TP virginity last night. You can't expect perfection the first time.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Youch.

C'mon Ruth, I don't get a chance to do some gentle ribbing?

I mean, they tped my house!

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

No, we TPed your van, a small tree, and a little bit of fence.

Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :

There were people OUTSIDE watching you, and you still went ahead with it?

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

quote:
And as for the sloppiness, give them a break. There were three people who lost their TP virginity last night.

I am ashamed to admit that I am still a TP virgin. I have only used TP alone and in private.

[Embarrassed]

[ April 01, 2004, 10:25 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Yeah, Nate kept saying that we shouldn't worry about it, and I kept saying, "I bet they're calling Pat and telling him that he's being toilet papered."

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

I AM NOT MAD.

Just for that, I'm taking you off probation, and elevating you to Chief Minion, Vice President in Charge of Evil Plots and Capers and hiring your wife to be my personal assistant in change of fiery rebuttals.

Honestly, Jon, I'm not mad.

Promise.

[Big Grin]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

And I am therefore recruiting you to be on my posse to get Nathan.

I just can't get mad at you or Josh. You're just too cute.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Um, yeah, I know that you're not mad. If someone did that to me, I wouldn't be mad, either. I'd probably just sit back and laugh at the pathetic effort.

[ April 01, 2004, 10:30 PM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

So, do I get to demote you again?

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Um, no.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

[ROFL]

--I--

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

Pat I was not an accomplice in this. I'm innocent this time. (not to say I wouldn't have done it;) [but I would have waited 'til a little bit later])

But, when you are ready for revenge, I am game. They hit me too. But they just left it on the porch. They so should have done more.

Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :

[Laugh]

Trogdor

Except what was that roll of TP on my doorstep? Taped up no less.

Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :

Wow... you guys need to work on your TPing skills even more than I thought.

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

Amka, see this thread.

Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :

Sorry, I did see it this morning. But you must know that my husband teaches 14-16 yr old boys, and one came to our door last night.

We were watching a movie downstairs. You could have gotten away with anything.

HA ha

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

I wasn't involved in the lame roll-of-toilet-paper-on-the-doorstep pranks. That was 100 percent pure Novak.

Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :

Coward [Wink]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

No, I just have a bedtime. [Smile]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

*snicker*

I can't believe I missed it. And no silly string?

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

You did this at 10:30? [Roll Eyes]

Apparently Generation X has not done its duty of educating Generation Y in the finer points of growing up.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

[ROFL]

The more details I hear about this, the more I'm reminded of South Park's representation of Heaven.

10:30? With people watching?

And he wasn't even there?!?

[ROFL]

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Did you guys at least put vaseline under the car door handles while you were there?

Posted by skrika03 (Member # 5930) on :

I hope you guys didn't try to do me, because we moved after the phone book came out. Or is this an honor only bestowed on those you have been guests of?

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Hey, you know what would make Pat REALLY laugh? Throw balogna on his car. [Wink]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Pat, because I honestly don't want to see you arrested, I feel I should inform you of a few things.

1) There are 2 cops who live on my street. One is the chief of police. If you do end up doing something at my house, be careful.

2) I have 2 shi tzu's. One of them is a puppy and does not know the meaning of sleeping at night. If you end up doing something at my house, he will yelp at you.

3) My birthday is the 9th of May. Try doing something around then.

4) Jon Boy is a liar, a traitor, and sucks. I blame him. AND your cow thread.

Edited:
Also, Pooka, I didn't try to do you. I only did people where I could confirm their address. That, and I don't know your last name. (very easy to find pat's address based upon last name, and mine as well).

Also, I would like to say again, that I was totally going to TP Jon as well, but he emailed me and specifically asked to TP Pat with me. So Pat, you can seek your revenge on him, also.

And again, 10:30 = Jon's idea. Again, I was going to start with Jon at Midnight, and work my way up. ::shrug::

[ April 02, 2004, 11:48 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

quote:
Apparently Generation X has not done its duty of educating Generation Y in the finer points of growing up.

See? You have no one to criticize but yourself, Zan.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Nate Nate Nate. You really don't know me that well. All I'll say is this: When you least expect it, expect it.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

It's not on my head. I blame Pat. We at Hatrack have depended on him to raise you to be men there in Utah.

I did a fine job of teaching Bob and Joe how to TP down here in Florida.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Fine. In that case, Jon better be expecting it as well. Ruth was person number 3.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Yeah, I already told him that.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

No you didn't!!! HAHAHAHAH! I revealed the secret!

Crud. Jon, I'm going to get you back. I have my ways.

Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :

I just want to add, Ruth, that the 'dumpy looking' comment was mine, based on the information I had received at the time. No neighbors or spouses said that. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I don't think you're dumpy looking, for one minute. I put that in there as a venting method, so to speak.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

I'm STILL wondering what the freak Patman means by the "special surprise" I'm to get. I can only console myself with the fact that in a few short weeks, I'll be in Arkansas, presumably out of his grasp.

[ April 02, 2004, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

*knows*

[Evil Laugh]

i don't think there is a safe place.

Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :

Aw, Pat. Why'd you have to go and apologize and spoil all my fun? [Razz]