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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad --

What language does the Cheat speak?

Hugs and kisses,

Trogdor the Burninator.
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
He speaks his own special The Cheat language. It's really pretty easy to learn, man. I recommend the Learn to Speak The Cheat book on tape. (Now on sale at the Strong Bad store. Only three easy payments of $19.95—that's 50 percent off the cover price!)

[ April 19, 2004, 06:45 PM: Message edited by: Strong Bad ]
 
Posted by Professor Tor Coolguy (Member # 6361) on :
 
For a few more details, Watch This...
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
last easter egg.

can't breathe.

laughing too hard.
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
Yeah, I'm still working on those swears, myself. Thanks for the hookup, Professor Tor Coolguy.

*dun dun DUN*
 
Posted by Professor Tor Coolguy (Member # 6361) on :
 
Sometimes when I talk to you, Strong Bad, I feel like I'm talking to myself...
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
I know what you mean, man. And let me just say that I'm a big fan of your work.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
hey, Strong Bad, all I'm wondering now is, what kind of legends or mythological heroes does Strong Badia have?
 
Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :
 
::shakes head::

Freaking weird thread.

And sad, in a way.

::shakes head some more::
 
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
 
Great, Icarus! Now this thread is going to get baleeted.

[Razz]
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
quote:
hey, Strong Bad, all I'm wondering now is, what kind of legends or mythological heroes does Strong Badia have?
Strong Badia's got all kinds of legends, man. Like the legend of the origin of the tire, and the legend of how the snake holding a knife saved Strong Badia from certain doom . . . yeah, lots of legends.

But there's only one hero in Strong Badia, and he's not mythological.
 
Posted by Homestarrunner (Member # 5090) on :
 
Icarus, email #101 was tailor-made for you, dude.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Thanks for clearing that up,man. But I'm not a dude, I'm a dudette...
 
Posted by Homestarrunner (Member # 5090) on :
 
Naw, I was telling that to Icarus, dudette. He's concerned about getting deleted.
 
Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :
 
I found an easter egg on on my own. But it kind of stinks. Night court. Heh. Anyone remember that episode when the judge and the defense lady were tied up by robbers and stacked up on the couch? AiAiAye.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad,

How do u type w/ those boxing glove's on?
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
*giggle*
You know that really irritates him...
Any way, I wasn't telling you H*, I was telling Strong Bad, but I'm still glad you know I'm a girl. [Wink]
BTW, What IS the legend or the tire?

[ April 21, 2004, 06:23 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
 
Posted by Homestarrunner (Member # 5090) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad:

Could you ask The Cheat to develop a forum where your posts aren't stacked in chronological order and where you can actually reply to more than one person at once, like in a real conversation? For some reason that's really bothering me today.

Ur awsome dude
advice for robots
Provo, UT
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
v.v;;;
THats what IM is for H*...
except that this board doesn't have them...
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
What does v.v;;; mean? Just wondering.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Thats a little face looking down with a whole bunch of sweatdrops. Comes out alot in anime...
 
Posted by Homestarrunner (Member # 5090) on :
 
Alt, I don't even know what that emoticon means.

I don't have IM installed anywhere on my machine. It bugs the heck out of me.

You're watching me burn out online. I think I'm going to cool it around here for a while.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
suit yourself H*
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Oh, okay. I saw Pokemon a couple of times.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
its not such a bad show if you don't pay attention to the corny stuff and the "pokemon language". Its kindof stupid. How in the world can you make an entire language with just your name?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
The smurfs did it.

Smurf yeah, thats smurfin' fantastic.
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
quote:
Dear Strong Bad,

How do u type w/ those boxing glove's on?

How do you type without a brain?

Sincerely,
Strong Bad
quote:
BTW, What IS the legend or the tire?
It's a long story whose origins are lost in the mists of time. Suffice it to say that the tire simply is.
quote:
Dear Strong Bad:

Could you ask The Cheat to develop a forum where your posts aren't stacked in chronological order and where you can actually reply to more than one person at once, like in a real conversation? For some reason that's really bothering me today.

Ur awsome dude
advice for robots
Provo, UT

Whoa. It's like, the prototypical awesome dude. Greetings, my long lost brother.

Unfortunately, I think a forum like that might be beyond The Cheat's abilities. Have you seen his Flash animations? Sad at best. Programming just isn't his thing, but try telling him that.

Condolences,
Strong Bad
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad

What' with the luchadore mask? Are you hideously awesome behind it, or was it glued to you? Are you a wrestler? A mexican wrestler?

Sincerely,
Some Dude,
Uranus
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
Uranus, eh? That joke just never gets old!

So what's up with the mask? I'm a luchador, man. That's what up with it. And conveniently, it shields mere mortals from the full glory of my awesomeness.

Awesomely yours,

Strong Bad
 
Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :
 
Strong Bad:

I keep getting hassled by gerunds. Is there anything I can do to fight back? I've tried countering with infinitive phrases, but it hasn't helped much.

Also: do you watch Mucha Lucha!? The Flea is totally cool. I mean, you could take him in like 5 seconds, but he's a funny little dude.

Zal
Pythagoras' Tomb
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
Dear Zal,

Try hitting back with some relative clauses. If that doesn't work, try some absolute phrases. Nothing will bring a gerund to its knees faster than an absolute phrase.

And sorry, but I don't watch Mucha Lucha. For me, it'd just be like "watching a show full of guys that I could take in 5 seconds," and how fun is that?

Strong Bad
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad,

Do you actually get in to the boxing ring much? I mean, it sounds like you spend most of your time in front of the computer, and it doesn't seem like you'd get very buff that way.

-Eruve from Middle Earth
 
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad

What does Homsar do for a living? I want to know, because if that guy can get by in the world, I certainly can, too.

Sincerely yours,

Ted Kennedy, Washington, Tx
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Thats a good question. Someone raised by a coffee pot or cup, would probably work at Starbucks. right?
Hey Strong bad, please clear this up for me:
Do you wear boxing gloves always becuase you have a ring on your left hand??!! Obviously if you did, the ladies like me would cry you an entire ocean, and you don't want that for us.

[ April 22, 2004, 12:33 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
quote:
Dear Strong Bad,

Do you actually get in to the boxing ring much? I mean, it sounds like you spend most of your time in front of the computer, and it doesn't seem like you'd get very buff that way.

-Eruve from Middle Earth

Unfortunately, Eruve, I don't get into the boxing ring much. Most of my time is spent answering dumb questions, making fun of Strong Sad, and beating up Homestar. Did you see me totally punch him out the other day? So yeah, most of my boxing is not done in the ring. But for your information, I'm plenty buff. I've got all kinds of abs, just so you know.
quote:
Dear Strong Bad

What does Homsar do for a living? I want to know, because if that guy can get by in the world, I certainly can, too.

Sincerely yours,

Ted Kennedy, Washington, Tx

What does he do for a living? I don't know and I don't want to know. It seems like he just sort of hangs out in his own weird little universe. Maybe you can get by like that, but I certainly wouldn't recommend it. I mean, you have seen what Homsar's like, haven't you?
quote:
Hey Strong bad, please clear this up for me:
Do you wear boxing gloves always becuase you have a ring on your left hand??!! Obviously if you did, the ladies like me would cry you an entire ocean, and you don't want that for us.

No way! There are so many ladies who want me, I can't possibly pick just one.
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Am I the only one who wondered why Homsar was the one chosen to be transformed into a modestly hot chick?
-Tipper Gore
Nashville, TN
 
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
So does this mean you've completely given up on Alley and her sister?

Daniel,
Prescott, Arizona
 
Posted by Megachirops (Member # 4325) on :
 
What do you think of smileys (or smilies, or graemlins)?

-Icarus [No No]
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Oh yeah, why not the KoT? or Homestar, or maybe marzipan? she isn't exactly a modestly hot chick....
But you could've made her into a Real hot chick, or you could made hot chicks appear in Strong Badia to be your slaves or something.

BTW, umm... are you a virgin Strong Bad? [Razz]

[ April 23, 2004, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
*sigh* Do I need to actually read the StrongBad e-mails to get Hatrack now?
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
Dear Strong Bad,

Have you noticed that Strong Sad seems to be getting more attitude lately? Do you think it has to do with your recent time spent in jail? Maybe you are not beating him up enough.

No crap intended,
LK
Bay City, TX
 
Posted by Strong Bad (Member # 6471) on :
 
quote:
Am I the only one who wondered why Homsar was the one chosen to be transformed into a modestly hot chick?
-Tipper Gore
Nashville, TN

Hey, like I said, I think my imagination was busted. What else was I supposed to do with him? I don't see you coming up with any good suggestions, "Tipper." And I'm pretty sure that's not even a real name.
quote:
So does this mean you've completely given up on Alley and her sister?

Daniel,
Prescott, Arizona

No, man, I think Ali and her sister gave up on me. I very clearly told them to e-mail me again, but they never did. Perhaps it was all a cruel hoax.
quote:
What do you think of smileys (or smilies, or graemlins)?
I think that smileys are the opiate of the masses. You ever see me use a smiley? No way, man. The expert internet user doesn't need them. And I'm pretty sure that "graemlin" isn't even a word, so I don't know what you're talking about there.
quote:
Oh yeah, why not the KoT? or Homestar, or maybe marzipan? she isn't exactly a modestly hot chick....
But you could've made her into a Real hot chick, or you could made hot chicks appear in Strong Badia to be your slaves or something.

Look, I already came up with good stuff for all those people. If I could make hot chicks appear in Strong Badia, don't you think I would?
quote:
*sigh* Do I need to actually read the StrongBad e-mails to get Hatrack now?
Yes.
quote:
Dear Strong Bad,

Have you noticed that Strong Sad seems to be getting more attitude lately? Do you think it has to do with your recent time spent in jail? Maybe you are not beating him up enough.

No crap intended,
LK
Bay City, TX

Yeah, he does seem to be getting whinier, doesn't he? I think he didn't like it when I trashed his tai-chi stuff. Maybe you're right. I think a few more beatings would do him good. Thank for the suggestion, my good man.

And seriously, folks, if you have questions, you should just e-mail me.
 
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
 
Well, Strong Bad, I was just wondering, have you ever had a virus on your computer? Has your computer ever been screwed up by spam? In fact, how much spam do you get?
 


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