Attempt to constuct correctly intact syntactical and impractical abstractions in spectacular vernacular.
Sample example (ambles amply):
Embarassing members' embassy assembly ends in emblematic embers.
Posted by littlelf (Member # 6145) on :
Someone seemingly smelled stale sourdough shortcake?
Lemme linger last in line, left of Legolas' lembas?
These are alitterations, I know.
What about, "Twas brillig and the slithy tove did jire and gimmble in the wabe"?
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Distempered attempts aimed at maiming incensured couture could raise rabbid rabbi's to tame untethered trunks.
fallow
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Pesty impostor pastor's past apostolic posts total past Scopatz' post count.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Steve Forbes' baboon boob orbs absorb morbid bard's boards.
My political manipulative men-police 'mong polluters may patrol metropolis.
(I think if you do these long enough you'll lose the capacity for coherent language altogether. The sounds just become meaningless.)
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
jehovoid's gigantically genius jests jolt me to gesticulate joyfully.
Genuinely.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Since Sir Sincic's seance soused Cecilia, scabbard skewered the source.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Laughy Ralphie shelves stealthily Delphic belfry for elf Farley.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Pooka's hookahs held high esteem in steam and smoke for the broke and bereaved.
leaving now.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
fallow's follicles fell off following a fall on fan blade.
("Follicle" was a second choice.) (and "tall blonde" would've been appropriate with my first choice (edited after reading the next post))
Koopa troopas trap pooka in poultry coop.
[ April 22, 2004, 01:29 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*speed reading*
For a split-second there I thought you wrote "tall blonde". indeed!
fallow
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Vent this vacuous void and recoup rental sentiments in owning a home.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
jehovoid's judiciously jovial jaunt onto ontologically indeterminant sediments left a wake of braking thugs gasping in their tracks.
*hugs*
Posted by John L (Member # 6005) on :
Mah momma done told me, to get her some din-ner.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
For some reason, that was the funniest one yet. Probably because I read it with a Forrest Gump voice.
Prone Roman palace-drone's palindrome ballad tones were mallard calls.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Barney's army arrives at the quack of dawn my miscast ballasters! Get this rig down!
*frowns*
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Horrible oral oracle coordinates coracle miracle.
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
(with apologies if I'v posted it before)
Posted by IdemosthenesI (Member # 862) on :
jehovoid, this old boy'd express the best jest just to attempt, but mst lament for your forays amaze to a greater extent than my regretful, resentful mouthful.
[ May 03, 2004, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: IdemosthenesI ]
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Most of these moths don't sneeze demosthenes.
Posted by Dobbie (Member # 3881) on :
These narcissistic topics are always so self-centered.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*swats at dobbie*
"get away, (you!)"
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
Orson Scott Card's porcelain scotch guard's worse than Scotland Yard.
Frisco's wrist friction frisk fits risk fiction.
Frodo drove four Ford four-doors into Mordor.
Tom Sellick's zealous celica acellerated excellently.
The slobbiest Slavic hobbit hobbyist lobbyist was happiest.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
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