Follow the instructions to find your new name. The following is an excerpt from a children's book, "Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor Poopypants" by Dav Pilkey:
The evil Professor forces everyone to assume new names...
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name: a= poopsie b= lumpy c= buttercup d= gidget e= crusty f= greasy g= fluffy h= cheeseball i= chim-chim j= stinky k= flunky l= boobie m= pinky n= zippy o= goober p= doofus q= slimy r= loopy s= snotty t= tootie u= dorkey v= squeezit w= oprah x= skipper y= dinky z= zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the first half of your new last name: a= apple b= toilet c= giggle d= burger e= girdle f= barf g= lizard h= waffle i= cootie j= monkey k= potty l= liver m= banana n= rhino o= bubble p= hamster q= toad r= gizzard s= pizza t= gerbil u= chicken v= pickle w= chuckle x= tofu y= gorilla z= stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the second half of your new last name: a= head b= mouth c= face d= nose e= tush f= breath g= pants h= shorts i= lips j= honker k= butt l= brain m= tushie n= chunks o= hiney p= biscuits q= toes r= buns s= fanny t= sniffer u= sprinkles v= kisser w= squirt x= humperdinck y= brains z= juice
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
buttercup-nose apple...hmm
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
Crusty Apple-Tush
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Oh yeah! My brother-in-law (he's eight) has this book and we once spent an entire evening translating everyone's names into this language. The best part was when our adult friends came over and got into it. Hours of fun.
<--Pinky Monkeybreath
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
Loopy Gizzard-brain
Yup, that about sums it up.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Oh, I did it wrong. I used the first letter of each of my names. Actually I thought it was supposed to be the first letter of your first name, first letter of your last name, then the last letter of your last name. Maybe we weren't doing it right.
<--Pinky Barfhead
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
I'm loopy bubble fanny.
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Lumpy girdle chunks.
These names rule.
[ April 30, 2004, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
This went around our office 2 days ago. I am Zippy Apple-Lips
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
I'd also like you to meet my wife, the former Loopy Apple-Head, and my two boys, Poopsie and Tootie Jr.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
Loopy Gizzard-squirt
Wow, narrativium and I are close.
Posted by Suneun (Member # 3247) on :
boo, mine rhymes the whole way through:
Poopsie Cutie-Tushie.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
Boobie Bubble-Kisser
i should have expected that.
Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :
St. Yogi, we're related. I'm Loopy, nice to meet you.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Poopsie Gigglehead
What about people who don't have 4 letters in their last name - do they only get half a last name?
Posted by Ninja Squirrel (Member # 6508) on :
*in an imperious voice* How immature.
(I am Snotty Cootie-Tushie! Please to meet you all!)
By the way, what happens if one's last name is only three letters long? (Mine isn't, but I'm just wondering.)
Posted by alath (Member # 6150) on :
hehe. My name is Boobie Gigglebuns. Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Loopy Rhino Tush here and anyone that makes fun of my name, just imagine being sat upon by said enormous buttox. (Butt Ox is my nick name)
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
Yes, MEC, but while you are a mere gizzard-squirt, I am a vastly superior gizzard-brain.
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
no, no, no
It's supposed to be the first letter of your first name, the first letter of your last name, and then the last letter of your last name (so the three-lettered last namers wouldn't be left out). At least, I think that's right. I can't find the book now. *grmbl* (I own MANY Captain Underpants books, including the little-known Diaper Baby spin-off )
Stinky Girdlepizza
Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
Just call me Crusty Bubble Chunks Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Lumpy girdlebuns. Hehehe. Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
Chim-Chim Chicken Tush.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
Buttercup Cootie-Shorts
I like that. Heh.
Posted by Ninja Squirrel (Member # 6508) on :
With the new rules stated by Jexx, my name is then Stinky Lizard-Pants.
Ph34r my odorifous reptilian apparel!
Posted by Audeo (Member # 5130) on :
Buttercup Girdlechunks...not sure what that means but it doesn't sound good. Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Boobie Pizza-Brain.
Heehee! Better than my maiden name, which was Boobie Waffle-Butt.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
Poopsie banana brains!
I knew bananas had pajamas, but I never suspected that they had brains.... Posted by solo (Member # 3148) on :
Zippy Rhino-Brain
Edit to hyphen last name
[ April 30, 2004, 05:11 PM: Message edited by: solo ]
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
Hmmmmm.... Bobbie Waffle.
Now I'm hungry. And horny.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Zippy Cootiechunks
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
Buttercup Waffle-Lips.
-Bok
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Oh, using jexx's way, I'm Gidget Barf-Chunks.
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
Meet "Gidget Gerbilchunks"... Now I'm going to go to bed and have a nightmare about it...
Edit: Or "Loopy Pizzasprinkles", using jexx's method. I think I'll just stick with my old name, though...
[ April 30, 2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Corwin ]
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
Original way: Loopy Girdle-Pants
New way (first letter of first name, first and then last of last name): Crusty Gerbil-Chunks
Gerbil-Chunks. Makes me think of blenders.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Tootie Pickle Fanny. Nice.
Oh, sorry. With the new rules I'm Doofus Pickle Fanny.
Of course that's my married name. I was born Doofus Giggle Sprinkles.
[ April 30, 2004, 07:00 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Buttercup Apple Brains. Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
My ex is Poopsie Liver-Kisser. Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Heehee, I like jexx's method -- it makes me Loopy Chucklepants. Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
Hmmm. Loopy Cootie-Butt or Funky Hamster-Sniffer? It's a toss-up.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Oh, well in that case, I'm zippy bananna bubble. Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Zippy Chuckle-Chunks
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
tootie-gerbil-chunks
jexx method: zippy-pizza-lips
[ April 30, 2004, 08:19 PM: Message edited by: Stan the man ]
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Snotty Cootie-brain. It sound like an insult from a third grader...
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Or with Jexx's method: Boobie Potty-gizzard
Posted by alath (Member # 6150) on :
Boobie BananaShorts!
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
I got Donald Trump.
Whatta rip off!
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Original way:
Boobie Girdle-Biscuits.
Jexx's way:
Flunky Liver-Buns.
::siiigh:: Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
I (imogen - oops) am Goober Apple-Chunks.
Tony is Tootie Apple-Sprinkles.
I think mine is better.
Edit - the new "jexx" method makes me Chim-Chim Pizza-Fanny. I liked my old name more. Tony is Poopsie Girdle-Chunks.
[ May 01, 2004, 08:04 AM: Message edited by: Scythrop ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Chim Chim Toilet-Lips
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