Hatrack River Forum: Panties or Briefs?

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Posted by Gluttony (Member # 4814) on :

Question for guys:
If you were out of clean underwear would you...

a)Freeball it.
b)Wear your wife's/girlfriend's panties? (if you have neither, imagine if you did)

When questioned T answered: "I'd wear panties, if she didn't mind, just for the heck of saying I've worn panties."

NO YOU CANNOT SAY YOU'D WEAR YOUR DIRTY UNDERWEAR YOU UNCLEAN SPAWNS FROM HELL!

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

But see, I never run out. I would know the day before that that was my last pair of clean ones. If I didn't have time to do my laundry, I would go buy new ones. [Wink]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

For the record, since I have to be quoted, that was Saudade.

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

Oh how I hearts me teh Hatchat [Smile]

Posted by Gluttony (Member # 4814) on :

Obviously, I would wear the dirty ones turned inside out.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

"Spawn of Hell"? Psh! More like "acclimated to poverty."

Besides, only a true representation of evil would even ask the question without offering the correct answer.

Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :

Speaking of which- Myr, can I have my soul back?

Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :

I've never run out of underwear and never will.

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Underwhat?

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

The word "underpants" is funnier than "underwear" according to the futurama commentary.

Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :

Oh fine, it was starting to smell anyway.

*unconfiscates Lara's soul*

[Razz]

Posted by Yebor1 (Member # 1380) on :

Well I don't think I own a single pair of underwear I am very fond of going commando, keeping my rear clean, and never wearing the same pair of jeans two days in a row.

[Hat]

Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :

My buddy says that normally he wears tightey whiteys, but when playing basketball, he wears his wife's. He said every time he'd go up for a jump shot, he'd pop through the fly in his briefs, and come down tangled.

Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :

I'd wear a bikini.

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

I'll never view basketball players the same again.

Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :

*sniff* ew. You could have at least fabreezed it.

*not sure if I should be talking about my soul in a dirty underwear thread.*

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

You can. It's alright. I don't even have a soul anymore.

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

I'd go out and buy more underwear. I know this for a fact, because I have been in a similar situation.

Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :

You can borrow mine.

Posted by namaki (Member # 6519) on :

I found a pair that I really like, and went out and bought twenty more pairs, that way I ALWAYS have a clean pair, even if I haven't been able to do laundry for near on three weeks.

erhem... by that time I don't have any clean shirts tho [Frown]

Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :

"I'll never view basketball players the same again."

... Me either. [Embarrassed]

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Every real man knows that if you need 'clean' underwear in a hurry, you just wash a pair in the sink, then microwave them until dry.

Posted by Danzig (Member # 4704) on :

Well, I once bought a pair of pants in order to avoid doing laundry... so I would probably do the same thing here.

Posted by Zamphyr (Member # 6213) on :

In a laundry pinch ? Wear your bathing suit for a day....

Posted by Megachirops (Member # 4325) on :

Reuse. Reuse while inside out. Buy more. Go commando. Wear swimsuit.

Panties?! o_O I guess I shouldn't judge, but . . .

Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :

I would have to go with option A.

I mean, I would do B with no problem. I just don't think my girlfriends' panties would fit me. And if they did, when she got them back they would no longer fit her. [Big Grin]

Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :

Personally I'm uncomfortable with both A and B. What with the zipper and all for A and just generally uncomfortable with B.

What exactly do you do to them in a single day that they couldn't be worn again? Seriously in a normal day, what besides some sweat? Have worn them more than once on several occasions, i've never seen a huge problem here. Now grant you, this wasn't in the middle of summer or anything, but still.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

I'd stay home and do my laundry in the nude.

fallow

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

I'm blessed because it would be my boyfriend or husband...so I'd just wear his and be just fine! [Smile]