Tis of a famous hatracker A story I will tell; His name was Richard Berg, And in Durham he did dwell; And on the ‘racker forums He commenced his wild career, Where many a registered user Before him shook with fear.
Chorus: Richard on the ‘rack, Richard on the ‘rack. A brave undaunted handle Was bold Richard on the ‘rack.
A brace of loaded rhetoric He carried like the doom; He sometimes slagged a dopier man Upon the Card's living room; But he’d always slam with proficiency, Like the cold steel of a blade, And everytime he did, He’d make all the Ralphies tingle and turn a pink shade.
Chorus: Richard on the ‘rack, Richard on the ‘rack. A brave undaunted handle Was bold Richard on the ‘rack.
Weeeeeeeee!
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
::pat pats Alucard::
I'm pretty sure that Ralphie only titled this thread in that way because it would ensure that everyone would read it.
Yeah I'm down with Richard Berg. He's a'ight.
4 rills.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Who's richard berg?
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
He also has excellent taste in quality literature. Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
But wait! So does Paul Goldner! I'm having trouble telling them apart. Or are they the same person? Has anyone ever seen them in the same place at the same time?
Posted by Richard Berg (Member # 133) on :
edit: (AND posted a ZeD link! But why does he break my heart and not answer my question of love? )
[ May 15, 2004, 07:10 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
Wow, you know how few people could likely resist this thread?
Posted by Richard Berg (Member # 133) on :
<3 <3 <3
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Ah, see how he gives out general love, without directing the love so that he answers the question of love without answering the question of love. Is Richard Berg a politician?
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
See, my love in enduring.
And specific.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Toni, I won't tell Dan about this thread if you give me three bucks. Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*shutter click*
*dials*
"Mr. Dan? umm.. yeah... I got the goods."
*hangs head low*
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote: Toni, I won't tell Dan about this thread if you give me three bucks.
Deal.
Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :
But Tom, to admit you opened a thread that said "Private, Keep out!" means you would have to explain first that you were not a gentleman. That's far worse than being in love with someone not your husband! After all, I'm sure the proposal was meant for a time after Dan's death. We all know men are fragile and don't stand up to even ordinary wear and tear, much less being married to Ralphie! (Last I heard she had a whole long list of her second, third, ... nth husbands lined up.) I really think you should have to pay her the extortion money instead. Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
She has a point, Tom.
quote:Last I heard she had a whole long list of her second, third, ... nth husbands lined up.
Including, but not limited to, Johnny Lee Miller, Jude Law, Craig Kilborn, Bruce Campbell, John Mayer, Bob the Lawyer, StigLarsen, and Richard Berg.
To name a few.
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
i dunno Rich, it looks like your last on the list. You should think about this one some.
Posted by Richard Berg (Member # 133) on :
Perhaps, but I have more staying power than any of them, which is obviously what counts.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote:I have more staying power than any of them
REALLY.
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
*Sniff*
I get one phone call, and prove my lack of accent, and I get tossed aside like a scarlet fever-laden Velveteen Rabbit.
-Bok
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
But soon you'll be visited by angels and carried away somewhere you can be a REAL bunny, Bokonon! Isn't that worth it?
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
AS I RECALL, "Bokonon" (if that's your REAL name)...
...you were VERY hesitant about talking to the Ralphster on the phone. And, in fact, did not want to AT ALL until I pressured Jamie to make you. Considering this, you really think your application should be considered when I open "Ralphie's Stud Farm for Personal and Public Use?"
(Actually, Richard has a point. It really does come down to 'staying power'. But you still must answer why you didn't want to talk to me. It made the baby Ralphie cry. )
[ May 16, 2004, 06:34 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I slept on Ralphies Futon AND talked to her on the phone. Haha! to everyone who hasn't.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
"Haha! to everyone who hasn't."
From what I hear, that's a rapidly dwindling minority.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote:From what I hear, that's a rapidly dwindling minority.
Oh, jealousy!! Right there... and that's just...
That's what I'm on about.
Posted by Richard Berg (Member # 133) on :
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