I wish I could have talked to everyone. Next time!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
::clickit::
Hehe. Yeah. Should try teamspeak. Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
I'm SOOO jealous!
Love, David Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David.
Call me then.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
What's your number, and can I call collect?
Love, David
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
*gets notepad and pen out*
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
What kind of stalker are you if you don't even have my number?
Love, Kylie.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
And D! *HUG* ^_^
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Email me back, Kylie. *stern look*
[ June 03, 2004, 08:32 PM: Message edited by: Damien ]
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
You emailed me??? But I have "no new email messages".
*runs off to check*
EDIT: Nope, nuthin'.
[ June 03, 2004, 08:34 PM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
I don't have your number and I don't know where you live. Sorry, but with airplane ticket prices being what they are, you're a little expensive for me to stalk.
Love, David
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
Gee, thanks for getting my hopes up. Here I was thinking I had my own private stalker. Alas. I am devastated.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
I emailed yew for your birthday, goofball. And before, when I also wrote to Luh-vah-Z. I'll write you ag'in if you'd like...
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
And I'm saving up to stalk you. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Oh, right...
I am bad. Please forgive me. Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
I dunno... >_>
....eh, alright.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
And yay!
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
Don't be devastated. I am currently open to at least considering the possibility of stalking you. However, given my severely restricted budget, you will have to pay for my stalking of you yourself. On the bright side, you'll be able to tell all your friends that you have an Official Stalker.
Love, David
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Dear David,
You're fired.
Love, D
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Mr. D,
I was not even yet hired. And you were not the one who didn't hire me anyway, so you can't fire me.
Sincerely, David Stalking Services Ltd.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Dear David,
Regardless. You are now double-fired.
D
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear D,
Whateverrr !
David
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
To Whom It May Concern:
David, of David Stalking Services Ltd., is hereby triple-fired. Thank you for your time.
Your Lord and Master, D
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear D,
Quadruply-fire him! Just for fun!
Love, Kylie.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear D,
I have it from Ms. Kylie herself that your procedures against me have no legal standing in any country in the world, and are therefore meaningless.
As for my time, I did not give it freely and would like it back. Failure to have the said time returned to me by tomorrow at the very latest will result in a letter from my lawyer.
Sincerely, David
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
Traitor.
Love, David
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
You heard the little lady, David. I didn't want it to come to this but...
*KABLAMO!* Quadruple-fired. You can clean out your desk, move down the hall, unpack, clean out THAT desk, move to the hallway, sit there for an hour, move to the basement office, clean out THAT desk, then sit in the lobby, facing the corner, and think about what you've done.
I'm sorry.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
I'm sorry. I couldn't help it, I got caught up in the excitement of multiple firings. Please forgive me.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear Kylie,
Apology not accepted. I hereby vow eternal revenge on thee and thine.
Love, David
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
Oh, rats.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Kylie-Received and replied.
David-That makes five. You best leave the building before we need security to escort you out. Thank you.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Dear D
Five what? What building? The one with rats? I am confused.
Love, David
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: I'm sorry.
Liar!
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Rivka,
Don't make me fire you, you're a good employee.
D
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
Five firings. Bwahahaha!
Love, Kylie.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
*counts*
*sees only four*
*reminds everyone that since I was never hired by anyone in the first place, the process of firing me could be slightly complicated*
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
I quadruple-fired you, and Kylie gave you one. That makes five. Maybe we shouldn't have hired you in the first place, since you can't count...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear David,
You're fired.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Oh, snap! Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear Kylie,
Please refrain from deleting your posts while people might be replying to them.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
quote:Maybe we shouldn't have hired you in the first place, since you can't count...
See my previous post.
Read it.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Kylie,
Having a birthday seems to go to your head. I recommend waiting a while for your next one.
Love, Rivka
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
Yeah, like a whole year. It'd do you good. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear Rivka,
This was my last birthday. I plan on remaining the same age for the next fifty years. So you have nothing to worry about.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Kylie,
Well, that seems a bit extreme. Then again, it does ensure that you will never catch up to me.
Love, Rivka
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
Dear Kylie,
I am a proper stalker. Not only do I have your landline, your cell, and all of your friends phone numbers. I have your address, your name, and your friendship. Please accept me as the official stalker.
Happy Birthday.
*hugs*
Love, Joshy
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dear Joshy,
Wow, and you're not even going to charge me for that? I'm impressed.
Love, Kylie.
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear Kylie,
Happy (Belated) Birthday.
Love Imogen
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear Rivka,
You're right.
Time travel is the answer.
Love, Imogen
[ June 03, 2004, 11:15 PM: Message edited by: imogen ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Imogen,
At the moment, I'm undecided. I was thinking about staying 29, but I decided at the last minute to bite the bullet and go for 30.
I plan to take the rest on a case-by-case basis.
Love, Rivka
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear Rivka,
Sounds like a good plan to me. I am considering adding a few years, just to keep up with Tony who has got into the habit of thinking he is older than he is.
Or maybe I won't, and just let the age gap increase.
Love, Imogen
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Imogen,
The answer is simple.
Time travel.
Love, Rivka
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear Rivka,
Done. See 10:52pm.
Love, Imogen
[ June 04, 2004, 01:07 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Dear Rivka and imogen,
This is not the rivka-and-imogen thread. I'm sorry. I'm going to have to write you up for this. Once more, and you may be put to the board for a possible firing.
D
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear D,
You're fired.
Love, Imogen
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Imogen-
I'm sorry, your claim had been denied. Fortunately, we also have another opening in this office, so you're getting promoted. The downside is you have to supervise David. I'm sorry.
D
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear David,
As your new supervisor I expect some changes around here.
It has come to my attention that not only is your stalking of Kylie woefully lax but you have made no real effort to remedy the situation.
I expect improvement within 24 hours.
Love, Imogen
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Imogen, I understand you've been going strongly as a new supervisor around here. You get a gold star. Congratulations, and keep up the good work.
D
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Imogen,
I know you live in an imaginary land where day and night are reversed, but am and pm are not the same thing here in the real world.
Love, Rivka
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
Dear D,
Thank-you.
Love, Imogen
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Dear Damien,
Es debilem vinculum, vale!
In other words: Ego te dimitto!
Love, Rivka
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Dear rivka,
you get points for latin. but you get points marked down for choosing a language i dont speak. no gold star for you.
D
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Quid quid latine dictum sit, altum viditur.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
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