Have you been a victim of having to watch this absurd commercial about selling verious assets for cash?
Time share condo? Sell it for cash!
land or property? Sell it for cash!
I mean, if I were going to sell something like this, I am quite sure that I would be selling the asset for some sort of monetary standard (like cash). After all, I am not giving up the time share condo for 200 head of cattle, or 400 bushels of corn. C'mon!
I have many things I would LIKE to sell for cash, but the amount of funds generated by such items make the sale of them not worthwhile:
1976 Volkswagon Beetle with no tires or an engine...Sell it for cash!
36 assorted marbles from the junk drawer...Sell it for cash!
15-year-old fishing boat rusted out with several holes irresponsibly patched with bondo...Sell it for cash!
Must I go on?
Posted by BlueJacsFan (Member # 6590) on :
That's what eBay's for, Baby.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Thousands of baseball, basketball, and football (even occassional hockey and nascar) cards of people.... sell it for cash!
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
But body parts and souls are right out!
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
I just love the way the guy in the ad pronounces the word "CASH!"
Ke-e-e-e-ehsh!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Mmmmm, cash.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Don't put that money in your mouth, kiwi. That's disgusting.
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
Rat, once you start saying it, you just can't stop.