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Posted by monteverdi (Member # 2896) on :
 
P.M

message from CROSS:

If you are in here let me know
I need to talk to you soon !

Your baby is now 6 months old and you need to send money for diapers.

AH
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
Ohh! I feel like I'm in a spy novel or something! [Cool]

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
P. M. (which I can only assume stands for public message)

Message From celia60:

Why don't you email him, you twit? Or get on IM?

Oh, and there's this girl that misses you, you should probably email her to. What's the address again? I think it's celia60@hotmail.com or something. She is so irritating, you should at least email to tell her to get bent.

ds
 
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
*raises eyebrow*
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
P.M.

To: Blinky

From: Frisco

How's it hangin', eh? Ever get the girl?

ET
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
P. M

To: Frisco

From: Ralphie

I made a roast tonight. Turned out pretty good. It's really big, so I hope we get through the whole thing before it goes bad. I should have made a salad to go with it, tho.

Send money quick.

TD
 
Posted by monteverdi (Member # 2896) on :
 
It's SECRET CODE (you idiots)

C60: his email doesn't work - that is, flawlessly...

Rfie: warning: that is not beef. Irrefutably.

Hbs: wf wf

Jebus202: midnight train, lonesome, could die, whipoorwill etc.

AH
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
To:Ralphie

You'll be happy to hear that Frankie, my mentally challenged sea monkey, has learned the alphabet. It's a proud day for all.

I'll check my calendar for the next time I'll be free for another wet t-shirt contest.

Send beef quick.

---------------------------

Re: Recent shunning

What am I, chopped liver?!

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quote:
Your baby is now 6 months old and you need to send money for diapers.
quote:

Jebus202: midnight train, lonesome, could die, whipoorwill etc.

Are they trading country music lyric ideas?

[ June 16, 2004, 03:18 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
AH: but mine does and you didn't write to me...

jerk.

if i see him i'll tell him you're looking.

DS

ps. you're still a jerk.
 
Posted by monteverdi (Member # 2896) on :
 
Gee.Busted:

Look Look

Look
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
None of your excuses, boy. This will require some form of gift or tribute to fix.
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
Cross: The mail of ecstacy works fine, make sure you weren't stupid and used jebus202@yahoo.co.uk again, it's jebus201@yahoo.co.uk . August is open for landing, over.

P.S. You are a dope, over and out.
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
P.M

message from FALCON:

When scratching cat use two fingered motion so as not to disturb sounding data on feline fur.

Allow six shakes to dry and toss.

SK

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
SK = Sick Kid

PM

Message from celia60:

Hey Jebus,

I think you should make cross say stupid stuff, his voice is hilarious.

Sincerely,

DS
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
DS

As hilarious as a fork being screeched across a blackboard.

PM
 
Posted by monteverdi (Member # 2896) on :
 
Cross is having temporary 'technical' difficulties due to his overall indolent and careless comportment at home this morning - leading his maker to suspect a trip to Heaven might not serve his almost inevitable future as well as aa long series of lectures.

Regards,

Bow
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
AH

Rage on against the machine.

PM
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
PM

From: Cecily

To: Frisco

Dufus. You made me snort milk up my nose. This thread is hilarious.

send sea monkies quick.
 
Posted by Nude (Member # 6629) on :
 
Ho Hum,

A thousand pardons to celia, I have not forgotten you, I just can`t write these days. I`ll send a thoughtful yet poorly written email as soon as I get my computer back from the shop. I`ll also put in a good word with santa.... you can thank me later.

Jebus, i`d need a crystal ball to know with any certainty what i`m doing a week from now.
I tryed calling you once and I got the answering machine. I`m staying with my old man for most of the summer, so you can reach me at:
(00 1 613) 237-4713.
Meanwhile I`ll try calling you once a day until I get through.

Frisco, turns out she wasnt the love of my life after all.

My apologies to everyone, no doubt the sun no longer shone one your dismal little planets without my presence. I realise it is hard, but there are ways to cope: drink lots of fluids and try to avoid crying over two hours a day.

-alex
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
PM

From: Nathan
To: Jebus

I've placed a bounty on your head at pweb. Or at least I've tried to make people think that. Hopefully, people will hunt you down and jokingly kill you now. Have a great day.

[ June 21, 2004, 01:13 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
PM

Nathan, How much am I worth?
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
To: Ralphie
From: Frisco

My SpongeBob tattoo is fading, and you're the only one who knows what my inner thigh looks like without it.

Let's speak of metal beavers.

-E
 
Posted by MightyCow (Member # 9253) on :
 
To: Job
From: MightyCow

I have the package. The pig is in the poke, but the hen is not in the hen house. Repeat, the hen is NOT in the hen house.

The whereabouts of the fox are currently unknown.

Please advise.
:eom:
 
Posted by Euripides (Member # 9315) on :
 
Set the mongoose free.
 


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