The neighbor's stupid dog ONLY barks when I turn off the light and try to go to sleep. The SECOND I turn my light back on the DAMN thing stops barking.
*Wishes she had a shotgun*
*Is unsure if it would be better applied to the dog or the rude neighbors that allow the dog to carry on so*
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
maybe the pooch needs a nightlight?
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
hmphhh
*finds blowtorch*
*applies*
*dust hands off and grimly returns to bed*
Posted by Jalapenoman (Member # 6575) on :
Have you ever considered eating a little dish of growly for breakfast?