Hatrack River Forum: Hey Hobbes, You have a Duty to Perform

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Assuming that Annie doesn't mind, I suppose.

[ June 22, 2004, 04:18 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

[Grumble]

Not all of us tigers like being put out to stud, some of us are a bit more comitted. [Cool]

Hobbes

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

Honest... [Roll Eyes]

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

This is an important need. Can't you think about the good of the future of our wildlife, instead of your own selfish monogamous desires?

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

No. [Razz]

Hobbes

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

But...think of the cute widdle baby tigers!

Plus, it's not really that bad. Maybe they could just put you in a room with pictures of cats in lingerie, and a little cup.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

*Doesn't think about it*
*Doesn't think about it*
*Doesn't think about it*
*Doesn't think about it*

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

OK, I thought about it. Ahhhhhh! [Eek!]

Hobbes

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

I suppose you want us to believe that that was an "Ahhhhhh!" of horror.

I think most of us know better.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

I wasn't going to say it.

BTW: I think this became a furry thread.

[ June 22, 2004, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

You know, considering most tigers walk around in the nude (I said most!) seeing tigers in lingerie seems more like a tease than a turn-on...

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Err....cats stretched across motorcycles?

Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :

Hobbes likes felines in sexysexy suggestive clothing?! [Eek!]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

Everyone sucks. [Grumble]

Hobbes

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

Except Annie.

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

You guys are too nice for me to take this any further.

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

Where's my turkey baster?

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

Did you know most domestic turkeys are too big to mate and are fertilized via artificial insemination?

Can tigers wear leopardskin underwear?

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

quote:
Everyone sucks.

quote:
Except Annie.

That's really too bad for you, isn't it?

[ June 22, 2004, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

I am just mentioning that I am not posting what I was thinking.

That is all.

Edit: celia did already.

[ June 22, 2004, 07:45 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :

I'm glad I wasn't the only one.

(I've had to say that more often than usual the past few days. Did my mind get dirtier over the weekend? Am I just around more out-of-context type things? Or have I taken to censoring myself, not saying the things I would once have said because being in my parents' house makes me feel fourteen again?

I do not know the answer. But I wish I did.)

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

What, that wasn't worth a [Hail]

to anyone? I must be slipping. [Eek!]

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

[Hail]

Celia

But I have my own mininon now. And I wasn't ever yours anyway.

[Cool]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

[Taunt]

That's ok, I think of you as an equal.

Posted by Son_of_Priam (Member # 6411) on :

quote:
To that end, Christie plans to keep the scheme running indefinitely to collect as much sperm as possible. "We are not expecting it all to flood in over the next few months," she says.

That's kinda nasty! [Angst]

[ June 22, 2004, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Son_of_Priam ]

Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :

quote:
Err....cats stretched across motorcycles?

This is really weird, but I saw a picture like that just last night at the mall.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

quote:
I am just mentioning that I am not posting what I was thinking.

That is all.

Edit: celia did already.

What did you guys think I was referring to? I must be getting too subtle.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

yeah, i got that you weren't willing to go there. good thing i was.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Aww, celia. You take such good care of us, picking up our slack and all that. [Kiss]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

[Eek!]

@ PSI

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

*gets scared*