This was inspired by Beverly's "Lines that only Work in Movies" thread.
Here's the game. We've all seen Whose Line Is It Anyway?, right?
There's a bit on there called "Scenes From a Hat," where they all make brief one-liners based on audience suggestions.
Every night this week, I'm going to provide a suggestion. I'll bold it in the thread so it will be easy to find.
Everybody's free to do thier replies.
The next night, I post a new one.
After the week's over, anbody can have the thread who wants it.
Here goes.
Things you can say about your kid that you can't say about your spouse. Posted by Danzig (Member # 4704) on :
Thirteen more years and I am free!
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
Eh. They'll grow out of it.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
She laughs at my puns.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Do that again and you'll get a spanking.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Because I said so!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
"You aren't wearing that out in public. It's indecent"
The interpretation of this statement would be quite different between mother and daughter.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"Do that again and you'll get a spanking."
Hmm. I would not say that to my kids, but I MIGHT say that to my husband.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Did you brush your teeth and go potty?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Elizabeth
quote:"Do that again and you'll get a spanking."
Hmm. I would not say that to my kids, but I MIGHT say that to my husband.
Is this when hubby has been good or when he has been bad?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Punwit, Some things just have to be kept secret.
Posted by Jalapenoman (Member # 6575) on :
Did you remember to wash your hands after going potty?
Just wait 'til your father gets home!
Are you going to wear your superman underoos again?
Did you have fun playing with the little kids in the park?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Of course I will scratch your back!
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Take out the trash or no twix for you!
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Awww, he's wearing his big boy pants today!
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I chose her. I didn't choose you.
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
quote:Did you brush your teeth and go potty?
My wife asks me that before bed all the time. What's the big deal?
No going shopping until you do your homework!
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
You need to go do your homework now.
(edit: Alucard, I swear I did not see your post when I posted this!)
[ June 27, 2004, 03:59 PM: Message edited by: Raia ]
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Did you pee in your pants?
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Things you don't want to overhear in a crowded elevator. Posted by weezer (Member # 6643) on :
"Ahh! My water just broke!"
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
*on a cellphone* "No, it turns out the garbage disposal just can't handle a human femur."
"I just sewed the bags into my hairpiece. Customs never checks there."
"Uh, sir... your suitcase is bleeding."
[ June 27, 2004, 11:45 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
Oh jeez...I guess that Immodium doesn't really last all day...
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
*Makes loud farting noise*
Posted by weezer (Member # 6643) on :
"Mommy, do you think the doctor will make my leprocy go away?"
"It is pretty bad . . ."
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Whispered, "Where is the vile of Anthrax powder"? *tinkle* sound of broken glass
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
"Huh. Is everyone else floating, too?"
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Hatrack Thread Topics That Wouldn't Make It Past One Page Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
"Is this a pimple or a boil?"
"Guess what I found in my U-bend!"
"Necrophilia is not a crime and why"
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
"Biblical question"
[ June 29, 2004, 01:16 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Is someone going to make a movie out of Ender's Game?!!!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A detailed indepth retelling of my proctologists visit.
I'm selling Amway, anyone want some?
E-Bay is selling a dirty spoon.
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
"Proper prose structure, by The Silverblue Sun"
"R0xx0r1ng j00r s0xx0rs, Or: How I lerned to love the 1337-Speak, by Jon Boy"
"Wisdom I have gained, by Bokonon"
-Bok
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
"My day watching paint dry (links to pictures inside!)"
-Bok
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Times when eenie-meenie-miney-mo is not an appropriate selection method. Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
when choosing a brain surgeon
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
When choosing this year's virgin sacrifice.
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
when deciding who gets into your G/T program.
*Jenny is currently taking "Identification and Evaluation of Gifted Students and Programming"
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
When selecting the method you will use to defend yourself from an imminent knife attack.
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
The good news and the bad news. Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Best Ways To Tell When Your Thread's Getting Old And You Should Just Pack Your Things And Go Home Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Multiple posts consisting of nothing but , , , or .
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
You keep bumping it, but no one else posts on it anymore.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
When Snarky posts on it.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Snarky,
quote: You keep bumping it, but no one else posts on it anymore. Posts: 500 | Registered: Jan 2003 | IP: Logged |
Great use of your 1/2 landmark post.
[ July 02, 2004, 07:59 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Celebrity endorsements doomed to fail Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Bob Saggot saying, "It's where I get my funny!"
Posted by The Reader (Member # 3636) on :
Frankie Muniz saying "Trojans: The pleasure you want, the protection you trust.
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Michael Jackson PSA for Big Brothers.
Posted by Occasional (Member # 5860) on :
I am sorry, but I have to say this. I read the thread title "Scenes from a Hat" and immediately thought of Joseph Smith.
*You may now return to the regular programming*
Keanu Reeves.: Get a College Education and Expand your Minds.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Elizabeth Taylor/Liza Minelli: Find the true love of your live at eharmony.com
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
First drafts of famous movie lines Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
JACK: I'm the hegemon!
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a rat's a**"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"I'm ready for my close-up, Cecil."
Posted by The Reader (Member # 3636) on :
"Yippy kiyay, good buddy."
Posted by genius00345 (Member # 8206) on :
from The Lion King:
"Medulla oblongata, what a wonderful phrase..."
"Oh, I just can't wait to be hegemon!"
Posted by Humean316 (Member # 8175) on :
From any bond movie:
"A Shirley Temple, shaken, not stirred"
Posted by Strider (Member # 1807) on :
"If you build it, they might get there by next Tuesday."
"To infinity and further!"
edit: Leonide, not Strider. Doh!
Posted by Cactus Jack (Member # 2671) on :
You folks are great!
Unusual things for a neighbor to ask to borrow Posted by TheClone (Member # 6141) on :
"Do you have any Hefty Bags? ... Four should do the trick.... what about that cleaver, too?"
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"Oh, your electricity is still on? Must've forgotten to pay those darn bills. Mind if I run this extension cord over your yard and through your window? I need to borrow a few kilowatt hours."
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
TheClone, that's what I was thinking! Except I was going to say a 55-gallon drum.
The point is, I think we were both going for "I need to hide the body" type of neighbor.
Posted by Ginol_Enam (Member # 7070) on :
"Could I have cup of blood from your children? Why? No reason..."
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
Eww!
Posted by Occasional (Member # 5860) on :
I heard you had a terrific hair-piece. Can I borrow it for this weekend?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
The hairpiece goes particularly well with your wife's dress...
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
Jeopardy! clues where Hatrack forum members are the answers Posted by TheClone (Member # 6141) on :
Ruled brutally over the Land of Tomatoes for hundreds of years. Commonly thought to be in the pocket of Hunts.
Kayla - Hehehe, we are fiendish, aren't we? Aren't we?
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