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Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Nascar driver. It's got to be the best job in the world:
Getting paid to speed.
Being sponsored by a laundry detergent company.

Where can I find the application for becoming a Nascar driver?

[ June 28, 2004, 01:55 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

If i could drive, I'd probably agree.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

Oh I wish I were an Oscar Meyer weiner.
That is what I'd truly like to be.
For, if I were an Oscar Meyer weiner,
Everyone would be in love with me!

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Everyone is already in love with you.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

::blush::

Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :

Come 'ere, you sexy saxon.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

quote:
Everyone would be in love with me!

No, no! Everyone would take a bite of me!

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I never learned the original words, Paula. I'm just going off of my memory of the commercial that's currently airing.

Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :

quote:
Everyone would be in love with me!

Both the recent commercials and Simpsons use these words.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Eh, I just like it better my way.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Did you really think that was the original words, saxy?

[ June 28, 2004, 03:27 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Now that would be a FUN job: Wienermobile driver.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I dunno, Erik. I figured if someone were complaining that must mean I had gotten it wrong.

Posted by maui babe (Member # 1894) on :

Originally, there were two versions. The one Saxon quoted above and:

Oh I'm glad I'm not an Oscar Meyer Weiner.
That is what I'd never want to be-e-e.
Cuz if I were an Oscar Meyer Weiner,
there would soon be nothing left of me.

[Embarrassed]

I can't help it. I have a long memory.

Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :

Amazon. River. Pirate.

Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :

Professional Ice Cream Taster.... [Big Grin]

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

I'd like to be one of those guys who trains those corpse hunting dogs, cause I bet they let you kill whoever you want to use for the drills. You know?

^has a very black sense of humor, and not in the Sinbad kind've way. I won't be surprised if no one laughs.

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Why would you be suprised ... killing people is ... funny [Angst]

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

It's funny in a Jack Handeyish way, I think.

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

Assassin