quote: Remarkably, item took a NEGATIVE AMOUNT OF TIME to arrive.
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: N.B. If you are Stephen Hawking, I invite you to disprove the above statement.
Reply by bonzaiandluka: I'M AFRAID I'M NOT STEVE HARDING CHEERS
quote:Seller successfully convinced me to give up crime - FOREVER.
quote:GREAT supplier of weapons-grade uranium 234. (and dance/house compilation CD's).
quote:No feedback/contact/payment, no f**king idea, SACKLESS FAT B4STARD BIDDER- AVOID Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Wisely, bidders contact details are false, so I'm unable to napalm-gas his home.
quote:Item parachuted into my yard by Russian fighter jet moments after payment - ACE!
quote:seller confirmed no children or animals were maimed during transaction : A+++
Follow-up by mr_bo11ox: Seller later admitted 2 goats HAD been slightly injured, but had recovered OK.
Does anyone have any others that are like this (or dare I say it - better)?
Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
Not quite as good, but still some pretty funny lines in this guy's feedback: iwearnosox
quote: Package received promptly, WOW! Who's fingers were they anyway?
quote: It's under my doormat. Make it quick, my alibi isn't going to last long.
quote:It's transactions like this that make me reflect on my fetish for lion costumes.
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