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Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
Oh. My. Stars.

First, I have been on that date. The one the mother made her go on. I didn't do what she did. It was miserable.

Second, holy crap. I might have been wearing that dress.

Third, the final scene - yes, that one - was...beautiful. Simply beautiful.

Fourth, I can still feel the physical pain resulting from watching that movie. I was cringing so often my stomach muscles hurt.

Anyone seen it?
 
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
 
I've never herd of it.
 
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
 
I went to film school with Napoleon Dynamite. Aren't I cool?
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
Just as cool as Napoleon is.
 
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Zing.....?
 
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
 
(This is Jon Boy.)

I want to see it so bad. It's showing in Salt Lake. Maybe this weekend . . .
 
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
JT - it's a movie about a nerd, insofar as I can tell from the trailer.

I can't say it's high on my "must see" list (or at all), but that's just me.

Yahoo movie page

-Trevor
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
katharina,

I've heard that "you've gotta see it", but followed by "it's about... pretty much nothing."

[Confused]

fallow
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
Kat!

My husband and I saw this movie yesterday and we LOVED it! We've been reading the reviews and we've decided that those critics who didn't like it didn't get it.

Most kids love it. That makes me happy. There's nothing profane. That Hess guy (director)demonstrates his brillance by resisting many opportunities to go into absurdity. He comes really close at times, but never too far.

There's one poo-poo review on rotton tomatoes by a chick who I don't think watched the movie. She didn't even get the rating correct. And, the dirtiest word in the movie was "piss". That was irritating. GOSH! But, many other reviews were pretty good.

Kudos to the Houston Chronicle for the good review. It's the only reason we knew about it out here in S. Texas.

Good flick. If you'll excuse me now, a wolverine is attacking my husband and I have to go shoot it with my 12 gauge.

Edit: Add review links

[ July 24, 2004, 09:26 PM: Message edited by: aretee ]
 
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
quote:
If you'll excuse me now, a wolverine is attacking my husband and I have to go shoot it with my 12 gauge.
[ROFL] somehow I can just picture this. The opposite of the damsel in distress....

The reviews I read also did NOT make me want to go see it. You say it's worth it? Is it considered just a chick-flick (too emotional for the guys) or do guys like the movie too?

Farmgirl
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
It's slow. It's not too emotional. It just "hits the nerd in all of us."

I keep reading how it has no plot. There is a plot. There are a few. But ask OSC how he feels about "plot" and "theme". Blah. Those people just don't get it.

It's sweet. Napoleon can dance. He's got skills.

HINT: Stay until after the credits are over. There's another 3-4 minutes of movie.

ADVICE: Go see it and see for yourself.

Edit: Stupid typos

[ July 24, 2004, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: aretee ]
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
Reread your post. Not a chick flick!

I said it's slow, but it's the first movie (in the theatre) in three years that my husband hasn't dozed off in.
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
*bump*
 
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
 
It was hilarious. Jon Boy and I have been quoting it and busting up laughing ever since we saw it about a week ago. We're chomping at the bit to go see it again. We're thinking a Hatrack get-together when everybody gets back at the end of August might be nice, unless it's not in theaters anymore by then. Hm.
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
If you wait until the middle of September, I'll be in Utah.
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Oooh, KatieCon!
 
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
I might be in Utah in late August. Might be meaning my Mom will be and I might be coming with her.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Wow.

Wow.

Bev and I just got back from seeing that movie.

I can't believe it.

That movie is about me.

I'm serious -- in High School, I was Napoleon Dynamite.

It's eerie.

It wasn't a perfect movie. But I loved it. I know I'm gonna be quoting it for weeks now.

I realy want to share it with some friends now.
 
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
 
So it is one definitely worth seeing? I was just trying ot find someone here at work that had seen it, none have, I want to. I wonder where it's showing...
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
So, on the front page of www.hatrack.com [Wink] OSC reviewed this movie...and it sounds like he took it really seriously. Sheesh. I've seen it twice and completely laughed my head off. I didn't see Napoleon as a real person, but more like an extreme version of someone we've all felt like now and then. I don't think the writers meant for it to be a painful experience for the viewers, but more of a reminder that we weren't the only ones with lives like that...or that had to wear moon boots as shoes. (been there. Done that.)

I also didn't realize how popular this movie has become. I was at my high school's (where I'm student teaching) fall pep rally and one of their pep team came out dressed as ND in a "Vote 4 Pedro" tee-shirt, moon boots, and everything...and the crowd went wild. I thought the place would come unglued with cheering, laughter and applause, and I was pleasantly surprised that I wasn't the only one that really laughed at this movie. I still walk around saying "Goooosh! Idiot!!" under my breath.
 
Posted by TimeTim (Member # 2768) on :
 
I have to say that I was one of the people who found this movie incredibly painful. I almost walked out, my gut was wound up so tight. My fists were clenched and I was almost scrunched up in a fetal position. Good movie, horrible memories.
 
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Anyone else a little put off by how OSC cried in it? Not to be a jerk or anything....
 
Posted by Marlozhan (Member # 2422) on :
 
This movie was awesome.

...Poor He-Man [Frown]
 
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
quote:
Anyone else a little put off by how OSC cried in it? Not to be a jerk or anything....
Naw...I think it's sweet. Hell, I cry at so-called comedy flicks. Anyone ever see "Mirial's Wedding"? It's supposed to be a comedy with lots of laughs... it was one of the saddest movies I've ever seen and I ended up crying through half of it.
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Telp, you mean Muriel's Wedding? That is a sad movie.

Porter, I was trying to decide whether to see Garden State or Napoleon Dynamite this weekend. Your recommendation, and curiosity to see what you were like in high school, are edging me toward the latter.
 
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
yup.. thanks... Muriel
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Of course, celia's recommendation is edging me toward the former. Hm.

Of course, it's entirely possible that I'll spend the weekend roller blading or walking in the woods or something, and not make it to a movie at all.
 
Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
So we just saw this movie and i must agree...Holy Crap that movie is great.

but first i gotta build Lindsay a cake...

[ December 02, 2004, 11:13 PM: Message edited by: Ben ]
 
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
 
This movie made me laugh harder than...just about anything else I've seen. I thought it was absolutely brilliant, the performances were great. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
It was very funny. I found it intelligent, as well, except for the fact that it seemed to be set in a weird mixture of the 80's and the 90's. [Grumble]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
I loved that kind of timeless quality. The whole thing had a dreamlike quality, what with everybody's wildest dreams coming true after Pedro won and all, so I felt like the fluctuating sense of time period worked.
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
You guys don't know Preston Idaho that well do you? It really IS set in a weird mixture of the 80s and 90s. (no offense to any southern idahoans out there, but it's true!!) That's what's so hilarious about it! [Wink]
 
Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
 
I completely missed this while it was in the theaters. But we've got the trailer playing in the video store for it's video release later this month -- Wow! I really want to see it now!
 
Posted by michaele8 (Member # 6608) on :
 
Sure beats Ishtar and Alexander! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Intelligence3 (Member # 6944) on :
 
I think I want to avoid the cringe factor.
 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
I wanted to alert Napoleon Dynamite fans to this Onion article:

quote:
Entire Napoleon Dynamite Plot Pieced Together Through Friends' Quotes
AUSTIN, TX—Although he has never seen the 2004 indie hit Napoleon Dynamite, Michael Osman, 23, has cobbled together its entire plot via his friends' endless quoting of the film. "Well, Napoleon's brother said, 'Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day,' and then got a visit from his Internet girlfriend," Osman said. "Then Napoleon told his Uncle Rico that he could make 120 bucks 'in like five seconds,' and went to work on a chicken farm. Then Napoleon gave Trisha a drawing, said, 'It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip,' and asked her to the dance." Osman added that he has a pretty good idea what a liger looks like.

www.theonion.com
 
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
 
#2 worst movie ever finishing just behind the #1 worst movie ever Blair Witch. Real close though
 
Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
 
I just used a clip of the movie in a slide show I'll be presenting for a class honors banquet tonight. Slide that say's "Today we celebrate individuality", dance scene, then a slide that says "Being yourslf is Dynamite". I teach 8th grade and we've all been quoting it all year long. I expect it to be a huge hit. if you can't tell I loved the movie!!
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Jay, you just convinced me that I ought to see Blair Witch.
 
Posted by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged (Member # 7476) on :
 
[ROFL]
 
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
The guys I work with have audio bytes of that movie that they play randomly every once in awhile, while bored. So you can be walking through and suddenly hear "Do chickens have large talons?" or "Sweet", etc. etc.

I've never seen the movie. I've certainly HEARD enough of it.

FG
 
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
 
Have fun. [Angst] yuck.....
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
If it's as yuck as Napoleon Dynamite, I'm in for a treat. [Smile]
 
Posted by 0range7Penguin (Member # 7337) on :
 
Blair witch was just a bunch of teenagers constantly swearing, getting lost, and being dumb. I watched like the first hour and a half, fell asleep and never bothered with the rest.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
That sounds a lot less interesting that the glowing endorsement that Jay gave it.

Jay, are you trying to trick me?
 
Posted by Mike (Member # 55) on :
 
quote:
Originally posted by mr_porteiro_head:
Jay, you just convinced me that I ought to see Blair Witch.

No, you really don't. Jay's right about something for once. [Wink]
 
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
 
Glowing? I said it was my #1 worst movie ever. I did laugh at the nostril flaring scene that was supposed to be so scary.
Napoleon Dynamite meets Blair Witch could be a sequel to take the all time worst spot of all time. It would have theaters filled with people falling asleep laughing at nonsense scenes with no plots.
Oh boy, I’ll start on the script right now. (sigh – long and extended just like Napoleon)
 
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
 
Mike's 1K Landmark:

quote:

No, you really don't. Jay's right about something for once.
-------------------------------
Posts: 1000

Cool.
 
Posted by Mike (Member # 55) on :
 
Jay, if you want I'll agree with you in my 2000th post too. Assuming you're still around in six years.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Man, I feel like a post-whore now.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Get back on that corner, you. . .
 
Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :
 
Sweet! I’ll try and write something really good for that one. Thanks!
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I finally watched it for the first time a few days ago. It was so stupid, it was funny! I about rolled on the floor when he threw the fruit at his uncle Rico, and he screamed like a little girl. [Laugh]

I had heard people quote the movie so many times, that I could say it along with about half the movie.
 
Posted by johnsonweed (Member # 8114) on :
 
Yes, I love technology...
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Not as much as I love you.
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
We netflixed it a while ago because we enjoyed it so much in the theater. We're beginning to think it's about time to do it again.

*sings*

We met in a chatroom,
Now our love can fully bloom,
Always and forever.
Yes, I love technology,
But not as much as you, you see,
But I still love technology,
Always and forever.
Sure, the World Wide Web is great,
But you make me celebrate...
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
*ahem* I believe the correst lyric is: Sure, the World Wide Web is great, but you make me salivate

Oh so funny.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Nerd. [Razz]
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
Why, thank you! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
No, Damander. It's "celebrate".

We have the CD.
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
Awwwww, man! Everytime I've watched that(and it's been at least 4 or 5 times) I could have sworn he said salivate. Oh well. [Dont Know]
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
But it's funnier as celebrate, don't you think?
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
Nah, I think salivate is way funnier.
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
I always hear it as "salvivate".
 
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
 
At the chior concert I went to last week, one of the boys wore a "vote for pedro" shirt, and danced, very badly. It was probably the hit of the whole night.
 
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
 
quote:
Nah, I think salivate is way funnier.
See, I think "celebrate" is way funnier, because he's just so... scrawny, and not the "R&B" type.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
"Peace out"

[Laugh]
 


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