A/S/L?
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I'm half-way ashamed, half-way proud that I am not sure what that means.
A == Age S == Sex L == ????
Also, what does that have to do with the mormons on the board?
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Innocuous little troll.
Anyone taking bets to see how long this gets deleted?
-Trevor
Edit: Age, Sex, Location
Edit, 2: As for the Mormon connection - I dunno. A fetish?
[ July 12, 2004, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: TMedina ]
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I've seen A/S/L before but I can never remember what it means. It always makes me think of ESL and I've afraid I'll never be able to commit the ASL meaning to memory.
Ever had that? Where you associate something with something else and you just can't shake that original association?
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Littlie Lucy laughed like languid lemurs. Tall, tricky Tracy tries to take twice the total time to trek to Tanzania.
Hobbes Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Sure. I give it one hour.
[Edit: Sure have, Bobble. How's the legal biz going?]
[ July 12, 2004, 11:16 AM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I think we should all try and come up with new and exciting uses for the word “portcullis”.
Hobbes Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
quote:Aye, me hearty - I laid siege to her portcullis!
Like that? Or did you prefer abridged version?
-Trevor
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
It's depressing us that we're stuck with you crabby Mormons on the road to hell. Why couldn't we go to hell with one of the cool religions that have a sense of humor, like the JWs? Jeez.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Half an hour.
-Trevor
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
okay - now I give it LESS than an hour
FG
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Oh man - where's Ralphie when you need her?
I'll show you a sense of humor, baby.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
This thread references some content in Taalcon's Cumorah Pageant thread.
Don't be alarmed. It ain't no thang.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Yeah, I'd like to revise my original estimate down to 20 minutes.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I'm afraid she'd get squicked out by this thread.
-Trevor
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
I imagine the legal business is still going. But for my own legal quandry I haven't heard back from said threatening-to-sue company since they faxed me a document with my signature on it in handwriting that wasn't mine. I guess that's one way to claim I signed a lease. Or. Something.
And please, this guy isn't really insulting Mormons. I mean, if you're going to go through all the trouble of creating an account and starting a thread in order to troll at least *try* and get people worked up over it. Anastasia actually had people defending her for goodness sakes.
He's an insult to trolls the world over.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
My screen name (mr_porteiro_head) has its origins in the word portcullis. Or, rather, the french version of the word.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
I'd expected more from that choice of name.
Tsk, I say! Tsk!
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
quote: And please, this guy isn't really insulting Mormons.
No, he's really not. *shakes head*
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Oh, totally. Clearly this guy didn't think things through. I mean, if your whole goal in life is to insult Mormons you can't have a name so banal. You've either got to go shock value or innocuous. Remember OSC-Fan? She did some great anti-Mormon trolling under the guise of being Mormon. I mean he/she/it was also an idiot, but textbook troll.
This is just amateurish. Frankly, I'm a little insulted.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
If you really want to get at the Mormons, pick on Donny Osmond. They hate that.
Or, just use the brick wall graemlin. That gets me riled up at least.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
If you wanna get mine in a bind, you just have to use the word "Mormon".
ARRRGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I almost forgot,
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Don't y'all have any other famous people in show business besides Donny Osmond? You know, he's not going to be around forever. You guys really need to get cracking.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Hey Annie, before you leave...
Hobbes Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
quote:I mean, if your whole goal in life is to insult Mormons you can't have a name so banal. You've either got to go shock value or innocuous.
Good point. Here are some good name choices for trolling: Nephi the Nerd Joseph "Homie G" Smith The Book of Moron
....just helping you out.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
There are no other famous mormons in show-buisness. There are lots of people that people *say* are, but they fall in to one of three categories:
1. Not famous 2. Not mormons (at least not living their religion) 3. Not mormons (ever) 4. The exception that proves the rule. Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Awww... Hobbesy. You're my favorite Mormon.
And of course we've got famous Mormons in showbiz... heck, I myself am a Latin rock star.
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Like I need advice on screen names from someone named 'Bob'. Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
I've got to say that the last post by Hobbes is by far the most disturbing post in this thread.
edit: Annie's, too
[ July 12, 2004, 11:35 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Don't mess with him man, he's a lawyer.
(edit: Bob, that is, not Hobbes. Hobbes isn't a lawyer, just a really good kisser.)
[ July 12, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Annie ]
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I knew you looked familiar, Annie.
You're Shakira, right? With a bad dye job?
-Trevor
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Or just plays one on TV.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
I just assumed since you were married mph, you knew about kissing, sorry.
Hobbes
[ July 12, 2004, 11:36 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
You know, I kinda miss OSC-fan. It was fun to have around.
note: I have decided to use the pronoun "it" to describe anybody of indeterminate gender.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Hey, hermano, don't insult the cabello.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Hobbes -- I know that kissing exists, but even mentioning it in public? SHAME!!! Where's a good stoning crowd when you need one?
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Smiley kissing is *blech*.
Kissing in RL is c-o-o-l cool.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
If I could get gmail to work, I'd write you back, Hobbes, but instead I'll just say g-bye from here. Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
See now, that's better. You've got a little personal attack and some eye-rolling action. Nothing like disregarding someone's opinions to make them upset.
But you just don't know me well enough for that to have any water. You should lurked for a while, read some threads. Then you'd be able to personalize it a little bit. Really make it hit home. Did you do any homework on this at all before you started trolling? Have a little pride, man.
And, for the record, Annie has come up with better names *and* has said something that she knows irritates me far more than anything you've said. And then there's the whole kisses thing that I've railed about before. She's just smoking you in trolling points and she isn't even trying.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I guess it all depends on what you're kissing in public.
And I don't know if stoning helps - doesn't that you sloppy, drool and miss the designated kissing area?
-Trevor
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Bye Annie, have a great time and be a good leader!
Note to prankster: Nice try, but if you're going to make a joke reference that could possibly be concieved as offenseve by some who didn't get the joke, try putting a link to the joke source material in the first post.
[ July 12, 2004, 12:18 PM: Message edited by: Taalcon ]
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Wow. Colorful.
-Trevor
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
See? PSLD should be on the Mormon's side.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
So I guess the "Pencil Neck Weak Kneed Gutless Men" was too long for a screen name? Hey -- there are some things on that sign that would make really cool screennames...
FG
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:mumbles: I got the reference.
No one listens to me.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Did you say something, Scott?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Scott? Scott who?
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
(he must be referring to OSC)
[ July 12, 2004, 12:49 PM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]
Posted by Brinestone (Member # 5755) on :
*laughs at thread*
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Scott is really cool.
All the rest of you are total squares.
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
Oh, and ak is also cool.
The rest of you are right out.
Posted by Pot Smoking Little Devils (Member # 6687) on :
I also declare mph to be cool. I think that's it.
Oh, what the heck. You're all cool except for Bob.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Yeah, well, we were hopin' you were holding.
Bogart. Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Three posts in a row? Hanging up your trolling shoes for spamming ones?
I'm a silly total square right out not cool man...
Strange how this thread is quickly becoming the most BtL-centric thread since my landmark (although still not BtL-centric enough, if I may say). What does that say about me, I wonder?
Other than I'm a silly total square right out not cool man of course.
Posted by Occasional (Member # 5860) on :
If you can't find any in Utah, you might want to try Jackson County, Missouri. Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :
quote:Don't y'all have any other famous people in show business besides Donny Osmond? You know, he's not going to be around forever. You guys really need to get cracking.
I'll have you know that I am about the most un-cool person in existance.
Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
If you are going to pull a name from the sign, I think Dikes on Bikes is the most catchy.
As for famous Mormons...I am not famous, nor am I a Mormon...so maybe that cancels out like a double negative or something...so I am just as exciting as a famous Mormon.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
PSLD has to be the most acronymtastic name I've ever seen. I thought that as soon as I saw it and bang! Two acronyms on the first page. But I am more interested in PSLD's phobia of helping verbs. At least in the thread title.
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
pooka, you've got to share what that word means. The dictionary helped me not a bit.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
It's deferiffic!
Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
But the guy misspelled "dykes."
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Shh. Don't tell him, or "Spelling Nazis" will end up on the sign, too.
Posted by Yozhik (Member # 89) on :
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
Not me too!
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
<-- Too good for this thread.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
PSLD Didn't anyone ever teach you to never end a thread title with a preposition?
FG
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
So does gmail hit the gspot?
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
(psst, Johnny, that's the other thread)
Posted by Beaver Dick Leigh (Member # 2174) on :
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Why couldn't we go to hell with one of the cool religions that have a sense of humor, like the JWs? Jeez.
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