Jon Boy and Brinestone are married, mackillian and T_Smith are on their way.
But I'm single and proud of it! Who's with me?
Feel free to flirt to your heart's content. Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
Hey, Nick, you ya doin, man?
I'm tired,I meant HOW ya doin.
[ July 13, 2004, 03:11 PM: Message edited by: Anti-Christ ]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
I'm doing just great. Posted by Richard Berg (Member # 133) on :
Aww yeah.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
I'm trying to learn to get my flirt on... It's really hard for me though and a bit embarassing. How can I crush on someone after seeing them just 2 times? Ah, well...
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Very very fearful of this thread.
DKW started a similar one awhile back -- about being very pleased to be single...
and shortly thereafter got engaged.
*runs*
Farmgirl
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
It's okay Synesthesia, I've had crushes on people I've never met in person. Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
He likes me. *_*
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
After hearing stories about people I know having girl problems I'm very thankful to be single.
YEA, BACHELORHOOD Posted by BlueJacsFan (Member # 6590) on :
I'm still single, and I like it this way.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
I've met Alex. There is no good reason why he is single.
Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
Oh, there's a good reason... or IS there?
Posted by xnera (Member # 187) on :
*raises hand* I am single.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Very single.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
*sigh*
single.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Love the google ads on this one Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: Very single.
How you doin'?
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Just a tip -- don't ever try that Christiansingles.com web match-up service. It really really sucks.
FG
[ July 13, 2004, 04:24 PM: Message edited by: Farmgirl ]
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Nick:
I'm doin' good, baby. How YOU doin'?
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
*single*
*not proud*
*only posting because a friend started this thread*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Nick, you say these things now, but just you wait. Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
Posted by Happy Camper (Member # 5076) on :
Yep, I'm single. *shrug*
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
Don't you suppose that is exactly WHY Nick started this? He saw what happened when dkw, and then T_Smith started similar threads. Nick is trying to get it to happen...
...kind of like washing your car to get it to rain...
FG
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
No, I just got royally screwed over by my ex-girlfriend. That's why. I'm trying to find a way to be happy about my situation. Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
*Obligatory smug "It'll happen when you least expect it" from the guy getting married in less than 3 weeks*
*ducks to avoid the rotten tomatoes*
Posted by digging_holes (Member # 6237) on :
I'm not single. I just haven't met whoever I'm going to marry yet. Or maybe I have, and I don't know it yet. And that person most likely doesn't know it yet either. So I can't wait to find out.
But I'm not single...
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
If you'd have started this thread about two months ago, or even less, I would have been a definite poster on it, but now I'm happy to report that I may stay out of this thread! Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
currently single.
I agree the google ads are great, lol "christian flirts" now that is an interesting name for a website.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
South African Singles Meet your soulmate-Southern Africa Thousands of singles with photos.
[ July 13, 2004, 07:09 PM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
Single, single, single.
*sigh*
Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
i'm as single as they come.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Me too.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Almost single. Really, really close. (And it's about damn time!)
Ask me again in a couple months.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
Anybody wanna play volleyball? Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
naked volleyball?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
no
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
No naked volleyball? Boo!
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
(and that one actually was me. I promise.)
Posted by Mabus (Member # 6320) on :
I'm still single.
And Suneun isn't responding to my e-mails. Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I'm single. I don't usually notice it until someone points it out. Thanks a lot Nick!!!
Just kidding.
Out of curiosity, what's the date of your wedding Dagonee? (Probably not a good topic for the single's thread, but who cares? I want to know!)
[ July 13, 2004, 10:06 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Single? Well, yeah, I've always been just the one guy...
As for relationships? I've been considering using an adaptation of one of Strong Bad's lures and/or jigs and see what jumps in the boat.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Yup, single.
Been there, done that - not interested in a re-match.
-Trevor
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*dons sheepskin, sharpens teeth*
bah! bah! bahhh!
bah?
*pauses to reconsider costume*
*recoils in horror at mistake*
fallow
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Ya know Fallow - in Scotland, Montana and parts of New Zealand, that is the right costume for this thread.
No reason to feel sheepish.
-Trevor
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*eats Trevor's cap*
Thanks, I bought it from Rivka.
fallow
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
What did you buy from me?
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I'm not sure if he was supposed to be a wolf in sheep's clothing or he just has a thing for sheperds.
-Trevor
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
err... uh... a time share in new zealand?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*interested* Where did I get a NZ timeshare from?
I thought I told tt&t, "No way!"
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
where did you get it?!
what did I pay for?!
fallow feels fleeced
*files fangs*
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
mmm New Zealand...
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*yanks Nick behind curtain with shepherd's crook*
bah... humbug!
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
My best friend just got a girlfriend, my roommate and my former crush are terribly, depressingly happy, and my little brother even has a SO.
... I hate being single.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
'tis a harsh road uphill. are you "picky"?
[ July 14, 2004, 02:21 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
And I too am single.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
*nudges Phanto*
"Get in line!"
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
fallow, will you be my boyfriend?
D
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
The basic conceptual tragedy of all the noble Hatrack Breeding Experiments (HBE) is that while potential mates may be well suited for one another, they also have staggering odds against being within driving distance.
I mean, some of us make do anyway, but still. Oceans suck major bad-mojo.
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
Z,
will you also be my boyfriend?
D
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
NoIcannot.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
You'd better watch out! Kylie will mildly flog anyone who bats his/her eyelashes at Zotto.
Note, I said, mildly. We definitely need to put those two on the "Hatrack Hookup" list.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
I'm about two cats away from spinsterhood.
Posted by Danzig (Member # 4704) on :
Single and not particularly happy about it, but better alone than with the wrong person I suppose.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
AC,
What have you got to offer aside from that blast of cold air?
fallow
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
That's for me to know and you to find out, kid.
The D.
Posted by Temari (Member # 6708) on :
Single. Yay!
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
AC?!
who you callin' a "kid", mr/ehh.../mrs... gerry-trawler?
fallow
edit: grabs walker and places in AC's outstreched palms
[ July 16, 2004, 01:23 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
It's The D. Mister, if you MUST be formal, but that's also subject to change without warning.
And I already have a walker, thanks.
The D.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
AC,
you SURE you don't need assisstance?
*peers into blower*
*shrugs*
It's cool, 'n' all, but it has a tendency to eh-hemm... drop out.
*shrugs*
must be the weed.
fallow
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote: I'm about two cats away from spinsterhood.
fiazko -- I can give you the cats.... to make it complete! Here, take more than two!
FG
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
quote: No, I just got royally screwed over by my ex-girlfriend
You know, so did I, didn't we start a club? it's on this page of the hug thread, i think Are you bailing out of the "guys who don't know when to give up" club? I have to say, being alone and bitter is almost as good as being used by a bi%^h of a woman.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Was I so full of scorn after I was dumped?
I think I may have been. Sad, sad, CyberDan.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*Breaks into a rendition of Ren and Stimpy singing "Happy, happy - joy, joy"*
*Breaks into tears and sobs pathetically*
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Feh. When we weep our outcast state, we remember the happy times.
When we sober up, single life isn't quite so bad.
-Trevor
Edit: Can you tell I'm in a mood?
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Eh. My girlfriend has been 'too busy' for the past two weeks. Time to face singleness again, I think.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Welcome my brother, to the ranks of the gloriously outcast and unceremoniously dumped.
At least you didn't get the "let's be friends" routine.
-Trevor
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
Oh, I'm sure it will come if I call her a sufficient amount of times. But I won't! I'll be strong! I'll post here instead!
Posted by beatnix19 (Member # 5836) on :
hmmm... I guess I qualify for this thread now. I'm not quite a full fledged member but my status is definately moving that way. So far it really sucks but I'm too new to it right now. Maybe I can work real hard and be become hatrack stud muffin of the year. Yea, I can see it now... stud muffins where a tiarra and a pretty pink too-tooo, right? yea, I'd make a real pretty stud muffin.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
You know, sometimes we really DO want to be friends....
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
“Do you come here often?”
How you doin’? – are those space pants? Because your ass is out of this world. And is it it hot in here? or is it just you?
Hey, you dropped a penny …and my number. Remember my name, too; you’ll be screaming it later. Now, can I buy you a drink?
My friend thinks you’re hot. So I have to ask What’s a nice girl like you doing in a place like this?
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again? Honestly, If I could rewrite the alphabet, I’d put ‘u’ next to ‘me.’
Hey, baby. Didn’t I see you in my dreams last night? Nice shoes, wanna –
“Hi.”
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
quote: "hi"
That line has never failed me.
Another one that has always worked for me is.
"Shall I try a lame pickup line, or can I just buy you a drink?"
Ok, i've only used it once, it worked, up till I was kicked out of the bar, that pesky not being 21 thing.
Posted by Bekenn (Member # 6602) on :
Only Weird Al can save us now.
Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
your parents returned the ID?
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
no, that was before the ID was taken away.
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I'm just going to say that my experience with both sides of the fence leaves me just a little jaded, pH.
-Trevor
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Morning comes and morning goes with no regret And evening brings the memories I can't forget Empty rooms that echo as I climb the stairs And empty clothes that drape and fall on empty chairs
And I wonder if you know That I never understood That although you said you'd go Until you did I never thought you would.
-Don McLean, Empty Chairs
Actually, I don't feel like that song at all. But Katie's link made me laugh (mega props for despair links) which somehow triggered the fact that she's said she likes the song Vincent which naturally led to this song as it's by the same feller.
And so it goes.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
shan,
yer the best.
"what rolls down stairs? alone or in pairs? rolls over your neighbor's dog?! what sits on your back? what's great for a snack? it's log! log! log!"
*grabs a tissue*
fallow
edit: "he's better than BAD, he's GOOD!"
[ July 17, 2004, 02:14 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Trevor: Yeah, but EVERYBODY's all jaded about those sorts of things. You have to consider though...really! A lot of times, we really do want to be friends...we aren't just saying it.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Bob, I love that song. Don McClean was the only CD I've played continuously since I started listening to music. He's just lovely.
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
I think my favourite semi-bitter love song is by the Philosopher Kings. Actually, I think my favourite album about girls is their Famous, Rich, & Beautiful. But the song I'm thinking of goes a little like this:
we don't make love in the afternoon on the stairs, in the rest room when you're here you're never in the mood you don't love me like you used to do
I don't know 'cause I've been wrong before something's gone behind the bedroom door it's in your kiss it's in the way you move you don't love me like you used to do
I haven't really had this exact experience, I just love the song. It grooves. Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
I missed you so much that I begged you to fly here to see me You must have broke down because you finally said that you would But now that you're here I just feel like I'm constantly dreaming Cause something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feelin' way too damn good
It's like everytime I turn around I fall in love and find my heart face down And where it lands is where it should This time it's like the two of us should've probably start to fight Cause something's gotta go wrong 'cause I'm feelin' way too damn good Feelin' way too damn good
-Too dam happy, by Nickel Back
Yep, it's kinda like that. You know she's done with you, but she just hasn't thought of a way to let you know, she wants to just tell you, but you'll never let it go. As you can tell I'm just a wee bit bitter about the last one, But then again, she was a bit of a bum. I'm glad to say, she's far away, Too bad I see her every other day.
Stryker
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Yikes! When did the Singles Thread morph into the Sad Love Songs Thread?
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
Is this the dumped singles club or can someone thats 28 and never been on a date join the club. Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
Why is it that I always get the urge to titter like an evil genius whenever I see a "Hatrack Singles Thread" (of which there have been many)?
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Stryker, just out of curiosity, is this the girl you abandoned your prom date to mack with? Or is that ancient history?
High school life moves so fast....
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
It's ancient history, so I think it's a great time to stop bringing it up.
(this isn't stryker, this is someone who finally doesn't have to hear about it everytime she talks to any of her friends, and would like to keep it that way)
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Wow, some landmines there - sorry Blac. Was unaware.
Chris - go for it. I know the quote "tis better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all."
Which I tend to classify as so much bulldrek, but I'm certain opinions differ.
-Trevor
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
No, this is the girl that I've been dating off and on for almost 3 years, and I swear this time, I'm really never speaking to her again, cause friends just doesn't work. And the girl from prom was a stupid mistake, I never should have ditched my date, and even if I didn't have a date, I should have known better than to have a fling with that girl. If you'd like I could rant about every mistake I've made with females in the past year, but I think Blacwolve might kill me if I did, cause she told me so, she told me so every single time.
The ever so pathetic sounding, Stryker
I feel really stupid, I think I've killed the mood of the single thread. Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Nah, it's all good JT.
We've learned to ignore you now and again.
Besides, I'm sure we could learn a thing or two from your, by all accounts mesy, past.
-Trevor
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
Hmmm... I'm still single. Good thing, too, running out of space in my cellar, for the bodies...
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
It's nice to know you atleast read my posts. Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
'k, Stryker. It's all cool. I was just wondering, that's all. Posted by JemmyGrove (Member # 6707) on :
Is it still OK to flirt here or have I missed all the fun?
*winks at Narnia*
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
So folks, I have to bump this thread...it's an interesting shock when you realize that your best friend has been posting on your favorite forum (the forum that HE introduced you to) here and there, yea even WINKING at you...and you haven't known it until now.
So my dearest Jemmy, I'd just like to wink back. *wink*
Posted by JemmyGrove (Member # 6707) on :
Drat!!! I've blown my cover. I may have to invent another mystery login name, just to keep the games alive. *winks again*
I know I'm revealing my forum infancy here, but I keep seeing this 'bump' word popping up and I don't know what it means. It seems to have something to do with either revisiting old threads or dissing ones that are overencumbered or irretrevably off-topic. Could someone clarify this for me please?
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
As long as this thread is up, I'd like to report that I'm no longer on the "single's list", I'm now on the "Long Distance and I can't afford to go see her list"....
Posted by xnera (Member # 187) on :
Still single. Mostly I'm fine with it, but I do get a moment of panic every now and then that something will happen to my dad before I meet someone and get married. This would be especially upsetting to me, as my mom literally said "This baby's for you, Daddy" when I was born. I've always been especially close to my dad, and so he must be there to walk me down the aisle.
But yeah, I'm fine with being single. Wouldn't say no to being in a relationship, though.
quote: I know I'm revealing my forum infancy here, but I keep seeing this 'bump' word popping up and I don't know what it means. It seems to have something to do with either revisiting old threads or dissing ones that are overencumbered or irretrevably off-topic.
When someone posts a reply to a thread, the thread gets moved to the top of the list--in other words, it gets "bumped" up the page. It can refer to any thread that's been replied to, but yes, it's more often used on older topics. Or when the whole point of replying is to move the thread up to the top of the page so as to grab someone's attention.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
I will be single forever. It can't be helped.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
*pat pat*
Me too.
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
I am single and pretty happy about it. I honestly have no time for a significant other.
Posted by the_Somalian (Member # 6688) on :
My family is starting to ask questions. That's how single I am.
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
I have mixed feelings. On one hand, it would be nice to have a lover to cuddle with and lavish with attention, but said person could annoy me when I want to read or play the Sims 2 for several hours on end... Hmm... I am not sure if I want to give up my freedom or if it would be worth it... but... I just cannot decide...
Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :
I'm single!... Though, I'd hope I were, I'm only fourteen... Well, I suppose I'm almost fifteen, brithday being next week.
But single life is good...ish. ^_^
Posted by dabbler (Member # 6443) on :
I'm... casually seeing someone so therefore mostly single. It's a VERY complicated situation.
Posted by JemmyGrove (Member # 6707) on :
*bump*
Gee, that was fun.
Thanks xnera.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Nice bump!! *admires bumpage* *winks at JonnyNSB and Shan*
This thread or something like it always seems to show up around this time of year. Is it really in an attempt to hook up, or just so we won't be alone when we wallow in our singleness? Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
dunno, but hi all.
*le sigh*
Posted by Lady Jane (Member # 7249) on :
It's Valentine's Day. The hormones and instincts have to go somewhere.
This year at least the anointed V-Day movie (Hitch) stars someone I oddly love. I enjoy actor-watching but usually don't care what happens to them, but based on OSC's comments and interviews from I, Robot, I actively want nothing but good things to happen for Will Smith.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
We could all have a Valentine's day chocolate exchange! Or you could all just send me chocolate. That would be cool.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
If you ever saw Jersey Girl, Will Smith plays himself in it. Assuming that personality is anything like his real personality, he's a good guy.
And based on the few interviews and such I've seen, that seems likely.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Me too Katie. He is incredibly endearing and I always enjoy him onscreen. I'm excited to see this one, even though I'll probably go see it with a friend who is a girl. To echo fugu, *le sigh*
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
I think it has more to do with not feeling so alone in our singleness. I am not exactly happy about being single, but I do not expect it to change in the next 18 days. It is just nice to know that there are others who will not spend the day smooching with a SO.
Posted by Lady Jane (Member # 7249) on :
Yeah, I'll bet Coccinelle and I see it together. Which is always fun, but, hmmm...
I have had dates in the past while, but I haven't been kissed in so long I think I forgot how it goes.
[ January 27, 2005, 10:15 PM: Message edited by: Lady Jane ]
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
(I would have done a candy exchange but I thought of it too late.)
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Update: Nick is no longer single, and saving for an engagement ring for the most amazing woman.
Just thought I would let you all know. I guess if you get too comfortable being single, you find somebody. Wierd.
Wow, this is my first post in a while. I miss you guys, but I'm too busy with work and my social life to ever check the rack anymore.
For example, last night I had a great time watching my assistant managers get drunk while bowling.
One of them was all up on me the whole night though...
Oh well. Anyway, I'm rambling. I miss Hatrack, I just... don't have time anymore I guess, I get tired of computers really quickly now. But hey this thread is about singles, single people, there is somebody for everybody. Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
Katie, at least there's no chance you'll get drunk and kiss a guy you don't even find attractive!
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I'm doing just great. ![[ROFL]](graemlins/rofl.gif)
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How you doin'?
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What did you buy from me?
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Yikes! When did the Singles Thread morph into the Sad Love Songs Thread?
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