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Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :

I think he is so devilishly handsome that i cannot resist squeezing that scrumptious heiny. if it was up to me i'd be in the same room as his booty 24 hours a day. He truly is dreamy and i cannot control my thoughts when i see those huge bulging muscles of his. *drool*

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

I have been thinking how incredibly sexy my husband is lately, Ophelia. He is big and sort of goofy, with beautiful eyes and a kick-ass boot-tay.

Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :

I knew I should have logged out while I went to the bathroom.

Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :

i feel loved! hooray!

Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :

Ben has discovered that learning to love himself by posting under his girlfriend's username is the greatest love of all.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

ha ha ha!!

Posted by Olivetta (Member # 6456) on :

That makes this an onanism thread.

Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :

I was trying not to think about that.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

This is one of the funniest threads I've ever seen.

*adds Ben to Human List*

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

Oooh, the Human List! Is that like the Human Fund?

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

[Hat]

can't help but notice AK's fancy-fine rolling about in a what I hope is a long yet fitting-fetching skirt (with sensible and well-grounded shoes)

fallow

Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :

Fun for kids 8-80. [Monkeys]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

phanto?!

did you hear that?

fallow

Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :

No. Never. Not now, and certainly not Then. And.

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*checks Phanto's soles one hoof at a time*

*tsk tsk*

shoulda used rubbers...

*ponders remedies for lightening-induced neurologically-spazmoided circuits*

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

*giggles*

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

*shoulders Nick out of the way*

"don't get between me and that sweet..."

*swoons*

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

heheh, you think you could shoulder me punk? Dooyah? [Razz]

Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :

I think it's "pumpkin time".

thanks, nickorooni 'n' phanto. my apologies for the abuse to ben's glutes thread (blame Ophelia!)

peace out

fallow

Posted by Tammy (Member # 4119) on :

*giggles*

Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :

i have a camera phone now, so if Lindsay wants to share, i can have booty pictures for all to drool over.

Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :

You know, Ben, if you want to impersonate your girlfriend in a post, you need to be more clever about it. I knew from the first post that it had to be you, not Lindsay, cause you always post in all lower case letters, and I don't really recall Lindsay doing that. [Razz]

Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :

yea, i didnt so much care that much. besides, i sometimes use uppercase, see above post.