Be a little sneaky, Be a little mean, Be a tad bit cheeky, Turn your gills to green.
Grr.
Posted by Gryphonesse (Member # 6651) on :
give this man some coffee and a donut. He needs a sugar high...
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Well-- I don't drink coffee-- but apparently, I did need some food.
Feeling human again. . .
Posted by Gryphonesse (Member # 6651) on :
oops - sorry about that. Forgot about the coffee/cola/Mormon thingie. Being a papist idolater Catholic tends to fuzz the memory banks..
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
*hums the "Human Again" song from Beauty and the Beast.
AJ
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:shoots AJ in the throat:
Nope, I was wrong. Still snarky.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Yes. My thoughts exactly, CT. What a wonderful idea.
:pours vat of hot asphalt on Cuddlers:
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
I'm feeling a little snarky today too. Unfortunatelly, I guess "there can be only one"(TM)
Loops Scott R's head OFF (happy now, snarky one?) with a sword.
[ August 10, 2004, 01:53 PM: Message edited by: Eduardo_Sauron ]
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Sorry, you're in a 'No looping zone.'
Too bad you didn't try to lop off my head.
:forces a television through Eduardo_Sauron's nasal cavity and up into his brain:
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
* turns channel to Teletubbies and forces Scott to watch.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:snerk:
I have three kids. I've been vaccinated.
But I bet having Dipsy on the brain 24/7's not the most pleasant sensation in the world is it?
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
I'm evil Teletubbies are evil.
Ergo, I'm a teletubbie.
Er...how retarded was that? Posted by from Cythera (Member # 6749) on :
Oh I know this mood well, Scott. What I always found to be helpful is going on a long, relaxing walk taking time to pick wildflowers and daisies. Then, proceed to use the stems of these flowers to strangle the magical little fairies to death.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Um. . . if you're seeing fairies, FC, you need to go to a psychologist.
Seriously. Get medicated.
Posted by from Cythera (Member # 6749) on :
Crap. Then what have I been burrying in my backyard?
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
I don't know. How do you burry something?
Posted by from Cythera (Member # 6749) on :
heh...
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Slow down, you post too fast. You didn't read what I wrote last. Just settin' up a straw man, oh Lookin' for trolls and feelin' snarky Ba da da da da da da, feelin' snarky.
Hello Kevin, whatch knowin? I come to watch your alias count growin' Ain'tcha got no lies for me? Doo it doo doo, feelin' snarky. Ba da da da da da da, feeling snarky.
I got a chip on my shoulder, I'm in a bad mood I'm irritated and pissy, maybe I need some food Don't come near me with that hug thread, it's all malarky Hatrack you bug me, I'm feelin' snarky! Ba da da da da da da ba bap a dee...
[ August 12, 2004, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
(ok, I'm not snarky anymore. The thunder is all your, Scott R)
Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :
*grin* That'll wipe the snarky out of the snarkiest, Noemon!
*wanders off humming*
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Noemon, that was awesome.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*wipes away tears of laughter*
Noemon! Other people in the library are looking at me funny now! Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Thanks! I was kind of proud of that one.
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
Noemon
That was good.
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
Praises Noemon again
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
::gives strings a subtle tug::
::evil grin::
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
...and so do they, my puppet, so do they.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
*flees*
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Wow! That was awesome, Noemon!
*walks away humming Simon & Garfunkle*
Posted by Wendybird (Member # 84) on :
I will never be able to hear that song without hearing "feelin snarky"
Heehee.. when I was at BYU a few of the guys in our ward rewrote the song "High on the Mountain Top" and would sit behind us and sing it. To this day, 16 yrs later I have trouble making it through the first line...
"High on the mountain top, a badger chased a squirrel....."
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
I'm just glad that this thread isn't about Scott's and Jon Boy's relationship.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:baffled:
I don't get it. What's so funny?
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
You and Snarky can explore any bi-curious urges you might have all you want, Scott--we just don't want to hear about it.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Huh. Scott just suggested that I change "Cedrios" to "Kevin" in the second verse, and it was a good idea, so I did so. Now I come back and he's deleted the suggestion! In any case, thanks Scott!
Posted by Snuffles (Member # 4332) on :
I'm ALWAYS snarky.
Grrrr!
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
grrr...
GRRRRR....
I like this thread!
GRRRRRrrrrr.... giggle... grrrRRRRGGGRRRRRRR
Is a snark like a narc? advocatee of OSC's recent social faux-pas-blame-shame-on-the-other's op-ed?
grrr..?
fallow
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Rrrrrawr
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
phroawrrr...!
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
*Chokes on icecream laughing*
*Wonders if Noeman has any other gems lying around Hatrack*
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Nope, that's my first one Shan. If you missed Dan_Raven's take-off of Frosty the Snowman, though, it's worth searching for.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
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