President George Bush, most powerful man on the Globe--Methodist.
Vice President Cheney, some say the real power behind the throne--Methodist.
Democratic VP Nominee Edwards, Methodists.
Forget the Radical Right Southern Baptist take over or the Jewish Conspiracy or even the baby eating, Mormon jello syndicate. The freakin Methodists are taking over the world. THE METHODISTS! Run! Hide your impressionable children and cute women folk. Run for the hills.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Not the hills, Dan...the Methodists still own them!
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
My God, I go to a Methodist School! I'm here right now!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhh....
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
I think there is a Method to his madness...
-Trevor
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
Keep quiet Dan! Methodists permeate this board!
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I do think of Methodists as a pretty reasonable, safe sect. I guess it is part of the carefully crafted PR packace. This is probably enhanced by the sense that if Joseph Smith hadn't started the LDS church, he was leaning toward Methodism. I think many of the early church leaders were also methodist.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Their strange beliefs should be mocked. I heard, from a totally unreliable source, that they endorse an unproven birth control procedure based on Latin dance styles.
Yes, they would institute the "Rhythm Method"-ist.
They convert the insane in a policy called "Methodist to my madness."
Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
Don't forget Hillary Clinton and Newt Gingrich.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
Mmmmmm... Method acting...
Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
we will rule the world Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
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