Ok, so the world is the worst place in the world(?) you can be in right? There are so many things you could think of that would make it so much better....ahh..such a pretty world in your mind right?
Well guess what. This thread is to post how you could if possible, make the world an even sadder home to live in. If you can call it a home... So then? This is where you need your creative talents!!! Start Posting!!!!
Disclaimer: No my mother didn't force me into child labor, and yes I did have a happy non-traumatic child hood, except that time when...*clears throat*, Please don't ask me why I'm doing this, I have my reasons, just do as I tell you here. I'm not a mad sadistic evil genius trying to take over the world, I would've done that already if I could.
[ August 25, 2004, 06:17 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Thanks. back to you.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
The world would be worse off without cows. -T_Smith
[ August 25, 2004, 06:01 PM: Message edited by: mackillian ]
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
And pigs. Imagine no pork chops!!!*shudder*
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Actually what I really think would make the world a really creeper place would be that like, evil cartoon characters would spring out of their stories and stuff.
Or WAIT! screw that! What if someone actually DID invent the T-Virus!!!! Then I'd be the first with a magnum for shooting heads.
Like mine...
Posted by The Pixiest (Member # 1863) on :
The whole world under Sharia law.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
The Republicans could win control of the Presidency, both Houses of Congress, and the Supreme Court.
Posted by FoolishTook (Member # 5358) on :
John Kerry could get elected. Posted by AmkaProblemka (Member # 6495) on :
I don't think I'd like to live in a world without green.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Getting rid of the letter "e." And maybe "q."
I can't beat the news for coming up with morbidly creative stories on a daily basis, so I'm not going to try.
Posted by resnos (Member # 6730) on :
eternal winter with no snow
*edit*...no Christmas either, or any other holiday
[ August 25, 2004, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: resnos ]
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
No more chocolate. Living in perpectual heat and humidity everywhere until we dry up NO MUSIC! And... society run by a handful of corporations that all merge together and take complete control of our lives and destinies.
Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :
Painful Rectal Itch
24/7
Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :
Synesthesia: Never visit Amazon. It's always hot and dump. 24/7, almost the whole year.
Hmmm...a world without...me! (no, no, too terrible to behold)
No books. Take away the books and you'll taking away the light of my eyes.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Mary Kate and Ashley Olson would be elected President and Vice President.... and we wouldn't be able to tell which was which
Goody
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
I agree with Eduardo--take my books and my life becomes just a shell.
Remove all the sweet children that come up behind you, hug you and say, "I love you,mom."
Oh, and remove all coffee from the planet. What a sad, horrible world that would be!
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
For as much as I may growl about it, no women.
I can't even begin to imagine that kind of horror.
-Trevor
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
I can say that about no men too--except for a few that could go missing and the world would actually improve. This, of course, would include my ex.
A world with no men, how grim.
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
The world would be much worse if cows could eat us in self defence.
Just think of it...MOO! *chomp*
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
EET MOR CHIKEN!!
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
Alright - now I have the tune "Cows with Guns" running through my head.
-Trevor
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
To quote my gay friend,
quote: Moo moo, Buckaroo
-Trevor
Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
Trevor:
Dom't make me LOL, my daughter is sleeping in this room. I'd hate to wake her. LOL
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
I can live without men, I still don't know how to live w/them... but yeah, maybe zombie t-virus cows eating human beings would be pretty morbid...
[ August 26, 2004, 05:08 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: The world would be worse off without cows. -T_Smith
No........CHEESE?!
*faint*
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
I don't like most cheeses. Except Philadelphia of course.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Blasphemy!
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
A world without me... hmm... Give it a little time, it will happen. And as it fared well BC (Before Corwin), I think it will have no problem functioning AC. Especially if you take into account all that I have/will contribute to it. Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Or maybe a world where nasty cheeses like Swiss took over the Philadelphia industry(it does have its own dun it?) and stopped cream cheese production!!!!!
AHHHHHHH!
To top it off, hatrack would cease to exist, now that would be a horrible world.
Where did I leave my magnum again?
[ August 26, 2004, 05:34 PM: Message edited by: Altįriėl of Dorthonion ]
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
oh, and there would be no ammunition. How would you protect yourself?
Bummer.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
there would be no hatrack or ammunition because of a lack of cheese?
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
oh yeah, the zombies....
sorry
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
No colors. That would be horrible.
Or if it was always summer. *ick*
Posted by resnos (Member # 6730) on :
no music
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
A world with no light, no sound except your voice, and no one else.
Posted by Dread Pirate_Smith (Member # 4780) on :
Its funny, knowing that if you take cows out of the picture, the world would be a lot different.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
That's heaven.
"He** is other people."
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
thats true. No cows would make a diffrence. We'd all turn veggies!
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
Two Words:
Soylent Green Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :
Not a place I'd like to be....
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
The world would be worse off if skin were water soluable.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
quote:The world would be worse off if skin were water soluable.
quote: For as much as I may growl about it, no women.
I can't even begin to imagine that kind of horror.
That would solve the population crisis real quick.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
I would be sad to live in a world without horses.
Or where the sky was perpetually red.
Or where all the land was perfectly flat.
And it would really suck if the sun exploded.
It would be fun, however, to spend a bit of time in a world where everything was made of rubber.
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
I want to live in a world where i am god/dictator. How great would that be?
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
no friction Would make many people unhappy and they'd slide forever.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Wow, no friction. That would cause some serious problems.
LD: My husband would love that too. I sooooo have no such desire. I just like to be the one in the background with tons of influence. Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
i watched a magic school bus episode on that. i thouht it was fun...but yeah, it would present some serious problems. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
How to make the world worse?
Send electrical jolts through the computer for any Jatraquero who starts a thread that falls to the 4th page.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
Wait, are you jolting the originator of the thread or the poster who starts Page 4???? (darn, no electroshock graemlins)
Goody
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Yikes! I'd be fried for sure!
But so would Dan....
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
How about a world where any crime commited is punished by shoving an active chainsaw into the crotch of the persecuter?
Or how about a world where all our eyes were ripped out and we had tiny camera recievers that forced us to see in third person, with bad camera angles?
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
Thats is actually the way I see my dreams...in third person, with good angles of course...I don't think it's so bad... But I love my beautiful brown eyes...
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
No...smileys! *gasp* Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
That would be scary indeed... no really it would! Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
How about a world in which periodic geological catastrophe is the rule?
We're just lucky to be living during an extra quiet period of the earth's history.
Posted by Altįriėl of Dorthonion (Member # 6473) on :
good thinking. i was still figuring out how to make my apt. zombie proof...
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