Swiss Army Knife - they can get you out of many difficulties
Jelly Beans to quench hunger
mp3 player - for timese when the criminals are behaving
Handkerchief - in case nose starts running
Bird Seed - to feed birds on the streets
Shark Repellant - He had it in one of the old Batman shows, so why not
Flux Capacitor
Acorns - to plant a tree
[ September 04, 2004, 12:22 AM: Message edited by: kaioshin00 ]
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Condoms.
Come on, you know you would.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
Waynes Industry Platinum Visa.
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
a wind-up tin monkey family
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
duct tape bungie cords of all sizes sunglasses blackberry brandy extra pair of socks ziploc bags
Posted by WraithSword (Member # 6829) on :
Extra rounds for my "Bat" P-90 American made "Belgian" chocolate bars Medical kit, electrical repair kit, sewing kit, etc. Sundry "Bat" climbing devices Misc. standard "Bat" gear.
Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :
Bandaid advanced healing strips, assorted shapes and sizes
Neosporin
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
Omni-Taser Supreme(TM)
Posted by Foust (Member # 3043) on :
I think you people are missing the point.
You should be writing:
Bat Swiss Army Knife Bat Jelly Beans Bat Condoms
And so on.
Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
Spare Bat Keys for the Batmobile...
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I think bat condoms would be a great space/weight saver over real condoms
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
I suspect the Bat Condoms (tm) are built into the Bat Rubber Dress (tm).
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
That is a bat image I would like to get out of my bat brain, and am now unable to.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
You guys would make strange Batmen.
Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
More like strange horny batmen. What's up with the bat condoms? Do you think that he doesn't want to procreate?
Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :
Bat Wallet Bat Money Extra pair of Bat Underpants (Just in case)
Posted by Mr.Gumby (Member # 6303) on :
Batty snacks, kinda like Scooby Snacks. You know, for those "special occasions"
Posted by Khal Drogo (Member # 6786) on :
Duct Tape Leatherman Peanut Butter and Jely Sandwiches Cell Phone Robin Alfred Hand Lotion, for those nasty calluses Whiskey Bul Whip
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
31 packets of Ketchup.
And a can of spray cheese.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Who else thinks a "romantic batman" for the ladies would be great? He could come rescue woman on dates who’ve been stood up, and maybe help guys pick out a romantic dinner spot, or the right piece of jewelry for that special gal. Ann Landers could be his guru and we'd have her in every episode to help bail Batman out of a tight spot in a romantic relationship. And then every episode could end with "But remember kids, smart boys and girls wait tell they're married!"
Hobbes Posted by Danzig avoiding landmarks (Member # 6792) on :
Locking switchblade Leatherman Fishing line Lighter US currency Currency of any country I know I will be visiting Gauze Medical tape 20 mg Adderall pills 20 mg Adderall XR pills Duragesic patches 10 mg Percocet or 15 mg Vicodin pills 1 mg Xanax footballs Any medication I take regularly Albuterol Needle and strong thread Mechanical pencil Black ink pen Compass Map if needed Paper Post-it notes Strangling cord with non-metallic grips Mirror Ambien dissolved in water or alcohol A potent anti-cholinergic dissolved in water or alcohol A fast-acting poison A slow-acting poison A boot disk if it would be sturdy enough Small gun with ammo Ammo for several common firearms Cell phone, turned off Headphones Smoke bombs
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