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Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

the random excuse machine

I'd really love to (unpleasant task here) but I can't because I have to ...
floss my dead mailman (eww)
pierce my burnt liver (ouch)
eat my scary gumbo (yummy)
skip my grumpy monkey (or Skip is my grumpy monkey? Maybe he's grumpy 'cause he needs to go for a walk or something ...)

a fun time-waster. [Wink]

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

Poison my Canadian scab is my personal winner.

EDIT: Wait, wait... Scratch my tiny Grandma has elbowed Poisoned my Canadian Grandma out of first place.

[ September 20, 2004, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: Book ]

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

whoa - now it's time to ...
sponge my puffy toenails ...

doesn't that sound like TMI?

Posted by Vadon (Member # 4561) on :

I got scratch my sunburned butt.

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

[ROFL]

Loosen my sticky dreadlocks! That is SO me!

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Pop my fuzzy grandpa!

Ok, I'm done.

Posted by Eduardo_Sauron (Member # 5827) on :

move my poisonous ego! lol!

Posted by Jess N (Member # 6744) on :

Write my upset monkey.

Hey, it could happen! [ROFL]

Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :

Ok, I wasn't done... Climb my flaming mailman!

[ROFL]

*wipes tears from eyes*

Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :

spank my fuzzy chicken.

move my sneaky hamster.

thwart my burnt prisoner.

wax my sticky milkman.

Yikes!

Posted by Psycho Triad (Member # 3331) on :

I was gonna study...
but I apparently have to "throw my yidish friend."

Or maybe it's because...
I had to "skip my crazy pills." Didn't want to take 'em anyway. They make me too normal.

Crazy a always (crazy pills or no),
Psycho Triad

Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :

time to bring this back to the front.

At work (newspaper), we had a non-story. Big rumors about the "preppies" vs. the "goths" in big fights last weekend. Rumors were flying about some kid badly injured in a fight and life-flighted from Fort Dodge to Des Moines (Iowa). Other rumors about some kid being killed. The barest truth (fights over the weekend) were blown way out of proportion. People were calling the newspaper all day yesterday about it. The headline of the article is Nothing happened.

So, tomorrow night there's an informational meeting at the high school and the two reporters that co-wrote that article were "discussing" which would be lucky enough to attend that meeting and Jesse "won." Our news editor was telling Jesse that he is supposed to have excuses ready, but he wasn't prepared. [Wink]

So I introduced Jesse to the Random Excuse Generator. [Evil]

Posted by Little_Doctor (Member # 6635) on :

...hypnotize my groovy firetruck.

Posted by Wendybird (Member # 84) on :

fight my canadian hamster *snort*

salvage my floppy arm (is that why I'm having trouble typing today lol)

swap my ancient armpits (oh my [Eek!]

)

untie my fuzzy muffin

wow, one could waste a lot of time there....

Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :

Okay, my first two were "pop my squishy sausage" and "drive my frozen aunt".

I think whoever made this had a very sick mind.

Posted by Fyfe (Member # 937) on :

Floss my inbred grandpa.