quote:"The economy has been on the rebound for months, but 5.6 percent of you are still out of work," Bush said. "Come on, people: Get a job! Don't just sit there hoping that you'll win the lottery. Turn off that boob tube, get off that couch, and start pounding the pavement."
He forgot, "get off the computer!" (advice my unemployed DH could take.)
Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :
quote: In the past four years, America's national debt has reached an all-time high," the ad's narrator said. "And who's responsible? You are. You're sitting there eating a big bowl of Fritos, watching TV, and getting fatter as the country goes to hell. You ought to be ashamed of yourself."
I LOVE the Onion.
Posted by CStroman (Member # 6872) on :
Let me put down my bag of cheetos...so I can type...
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
Cheetos are okay - it's the Fritos-eaters that are causing all the problems.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :