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Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
The first thread got deleted, not by me, so I'm assuming it was a forum glitch. [Dont Know]

Anyway, the contributions so far (and forgive me if I don't remember everyone:

AJ
Beren
Chris Bridges
Chaeron
Corwin
Happy Camper
intelligence
Kwea
Paul Goldner
T_Smith
Raia
Verily

Hmmmm..... who am I forgetting?

(and I'm changing the title, since I want girls, too)

[ October 19, 2004, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: Kama ]
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
You rememebred me, so I'm happy. [Smile]
 
Posted by Steev (Member # 6805) on :
 
Calling all for what? I missed seeing the deleted thread.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
For... um... bodily pleasure.
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
Out of curiosity, what has been the driving force behind these threads?
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
I'm a lonely, lonely girl.
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
No hot people in your life currently, huh?
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Must be the climate.
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
Could be that.

I feel your pain. More hot people should be in my apartment giving me bodily pleasure. Like, more then the zero that there currently are.
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
Seems to me that you are forgetting a lovely Minnesota Hatracker that you personally designated as hot.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Minnesota, Minnesota...

No, never been there.
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
You met the Lady at Kama Con.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
And she posted in the first thread?
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
Ahh, I don't know. I didn't realize you were just looking for those that had already been nominated.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
The ones I listed posted in the first thread. But I am looking for more volunteers, yes.

(so, I'm not forgetting her, I'm waiting for her to post [Wink] )

[ October 17, 2004, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: Kama ]
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
I'm hot on the inside. Does that count?
 
Posted by Chaeron (Member # 744) on :
 
Whereas I, on the inside, am grotesque beyond all imagining.
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
Yeah, I've got that covered on the outside. That's why I have to play up my inner hotness and hope that it will fly. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
I'll have to stick with the inside group. We need all the help we can get.
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
Wait a minute, I don't recall volenteering. I vaguely recall chuckling at kama's offer for kissing girls as well as guys, but thats about it. [Wink] [Razz]
 
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
I'm hot, but the air conditioning should be on soon.

-Trevor
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
I can read between the lines, Nate.
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
quote:
I vaguely recall chuckling at kama's offer for kissing girls as well as guys, but thats about it.
I'd volunteer for that.
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
Ok, Kama... read between the lines. [Wink]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
[Monkeys]
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
No no no, I don't think you quite got that one.

::holds up 3 fingers::

Read between the lines. [Razz]
 
Posted by Uhleeuh (Member # 6803) on :
 
Isn't the meaning of that gesture exactly what she's after?

[Confused]

Unless it means something different than what I've always considered it to mean...
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
Hmmm, good point.
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
[ROFL]
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
Could I have my name taken off the list? I'm single, but I'm not hot and I'm not looking.
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
I'm not so much hot as incredible handsome and spewing testosterone.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*shrug*

done, dh.

--
[though I could easily rebute your reasons:
- I'm the one judging who's hot
- I didn't say I was looking for single
- and I don't really care if you said you're looking. Nate, Kwea, Raia and AJ weren't either.]

[ October 17, 2004, 04:53 PM: Message edited by: Kama ]
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
Does that mean you'll kidnap them and use them against their will? [Angst]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Ooooooohhhh!

GREAT IDEA!

[Cool]
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
*trembles fearfully*

*glad I escaped in the nick of time*
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
I want to be kidnapped and used against my will! Sign me up!
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*signs Verily up*
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
I never said I was looking either! Then again, we all know that words aren't everything... [Wink]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Let's get it straight. I'm the one doing the looking. OK?
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
"Straight"?! That means strike all the females off the list?! Yey, my chances are improving! Not that I'm looking or anything... [Razz]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
No.
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
did you answer my question on the first topic. since it was deleted before i could check on it.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
what was the question?
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
Had to try...
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Oh, if you asked what I wanted them for, I answered sex in the first thread, and bodily pleasure in this.
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
well i guess i will havr to opt out. since im more fat than hot. and im waiting to get married to have bodily pleasure. but it seems that you have alot of takers to keep you busy. [Blushing]
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
Yay Chris!
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
quote:
- I didn't say I was looking for single
Hope your future husband isn't in this forum, he'll never be able to go out of town on business again.
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
skillery, I thought that's the challenge, really: find a beautiful, intelligent, sensitive girl that loves you too, then keep her loving you...

Then again, Kama's just looking for (innocent) "bodily pleasure" [Evil Laugh] , not for a husband...
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
This thread is freaking me out.
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
DH was that for me ? if it was thank you?

plus i don't think she would think im that hot anyways.
 
Posted by dh (Member # 6929) on :
 
And yes that was for you. I'm applauding your moral standing, so don't start making excuses for it. [Wink]
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
im not makeing excuses if you go and look at my pic on foobonic, you'll belive me.
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Corwin,

quote:
find a beautiful, intelligent, sensitive girl that loves you too
Life has too many challenges without adding another. Marry a pretty girl who doesn't like that one thing, and spend the rest of your life in front of the computer.

Or you can marry an ugly girl who does like that one thing, and spend the rest of your life on business trips.
 
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
Feh - beauty is in the eye of the beholder.

Or a bottle of vodka, as the case may be.

-Trevor
 
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
 
skillery, I've spent my last years in front of the computer, I'm getting tired of it...

And Trevor, I'll drink to that! Actually, a glass of anything would get me drunk, I think...
 
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
 
I am myself indifferent hot .
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
Hmm...young James Spader, but with curly blond hair. You're very cute.

Katie
Member of Kama's Screening Team

[ October 17, 2004, 06:59 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
 
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
Katie,
You have been duped. You are not on the screening team, you have already been screened in. You are gonna be Kama's main squeeze, Babe!
 
Posted by Mike (Member # 55) on :
 
I, for one, am not disturbed by this thread.
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
I'm not even sure what to think about it. Great reading though! [Big Grin]

Oh and any more vodka left? I ran out of everything I had. Too late to go to the NEX for a bottle of Crown. AH! I vill drink a sweet tea to that Trevor and Corwin.
 
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
 
Wow...I leave for a little while and Hatrack gets really superficial...I'm shocked! [Wink]
 
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
I'm hot. Not available, but hot.

Especially in my foobonics photos. Hot and sweaty.

-Bok
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
I just think it's a shame that someone's stolen Kama's account.
 
Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :
 
Ya know, that thought had crossed my mind earlier.

But after looking at a couple of her pictures from Kamacon, I can't bring myself to be that upset.

Except on a purely philosophical level, naturally. [Big Grin]

-Trevor
 
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :
 
quote:
Does that mean you'll kidnap them and use them against their will?
Feel free to kidnap me Kama... Raia, Kyrie, Blacwolve, Alcon, And Fugu can all give you good directions to my house.

Oh ya, I'd ,like to nominate myself for the hottness list...
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
for anyone who thinks im wrong here's the only good picture of me. it's also a few years old.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
quote:
Hope your future husband isn't in this forum, he'll never be able to go out of town on business again.
What makes you think he'd mind?

quote:
This thread is freaking me out.
Don't read.

quote:
I just think it's a shame that someone's stolen Kama's account.
You're just jealous cause you're not hot.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Au contraire, Kama. Tom is the hottest of them all.

Habanero hot.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Hmmm, so you think that was his way of rejecting me?

[Frown]
 
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
 
Because the forbidden fruit is always the sweetest?

[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
 
I hearby nominate my wife, JenniK.

It's our anniversary today....1 year!

She is hot to me....

Kwea
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Rob, we're looking for Hatrackers to give me bodily pleasure. Are you sure you want your wife to do that? Cause, you know, I concur that she's hot, but it seems weird.

...Unless you want to watch...
 
Posted by Wonko The Sane (Member # 2945) on :
 
[Cool] <---click me

[ October 19, 2004, 06:52 AM: Message edited by: Wonko The Sane ]
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
So long as I'm on the list, you might as well have Jamie on the list as well, since she is overly deserving.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
THREESOME!!!
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Isn't saying that someone is hot "to me" basically the same as saying that they aren't really hot? Why else would one qualify their hotness with the phrase "to me"?
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
[No No]

Noemon, you did it. She won't talk to him for another month.
 
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
quote:
quote:
-------------------------------------------------------------------
I just think it's a shame that someone's stolen Kama's account.
-------------------------------------------------------------------

You're just jealous cause you're not hot.

...yeah.

Kama, I say this as a heterosexual male with good vision and sophisticated taste -- I would SO much rather sleep with Tom than you. I mean, you're not ugly, and we've had some good conversations, and I like you, but if cuddling afterward meant hearing crap like this and trying to figure out if it stems from insecurity, maliciousness, or simply obliviousness...

Yeah. Tom, call me, behbehdoll.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Oh come on. Tom's secure enough in his masculinity not to suffer from this.

Besides, we all know of my great love to Leto, and yet all he hears from me is how fat and ugly he is.
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
quote:
Kama, I say this as a heterosexual male with good vision and sophisticated taste -- I would SO much rather sleep with Tom than you
Lalo, having read similar pinings of yours for other male hatrackers as well as famous movie stars I'm not sure I can bi into the first part of your statement.

I do understand though the distaste for what appears to be an unkind or, at best, unthinking comment.
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
Hey, no biggie. As I've said before, I'm not hot. I would like to think, however, that I make up for what is in fact a staggering lack of hotness with ample charisma, dogged determination and appropriate skill. [Smile]

That said, while I do think I would be capable of rocking Kama's world a little bit if given the chance, it's worth noting that my wife is in fact hotter than either of us. Given that she's disinclined to share, I'm not particularly invested in the outcome of this competition -- although I'm always happy to hear about Hatrack hookups, if only for purely Darwinian reasons. *grin*
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Hmmm, okay. Here's the thing.

I say mean things to people who I think are a) my friends and b)understand that I'm joking and do not really mean these things.

I think I can usually judge who'd get hurt by/misunderstand such comment of mine. If I was wrong, and what I said did in fact hurt Tom, I apologise.

Look, this thread is not *really* for me to judge who I think is hot or not. Yes, I do have my judgement, as does everyone else, but I keep it to myself. Everyone posting in this thread is automatically hot. Ok?

[edit: didn't see Tom's post when I wrote this]

[ October 18, 2004, 09:51 AM: Message edited by: Kama ]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
quote:
but if cuddling afterward meant hearing crap like this
Noone I've cuddled with so far heard such crap from me, so why do you think you would?
 
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
 
Kama, the only way I could get away with doing you is if she did too....does that make more snse?

[Big Grin]

Now all I need is a video cam and we can get started.... [Evil]

[ October 18, 2004, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Kwea ]
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
"Noone I've cuddled with so far heard such crap from me,"

Hrm. Maybe we could cuddle, so that I can find out exactly what you say in that situation.
 
Posted by Marlozhan (Member # 2422) on :
 
Does having the cutest son on Hatrack help? [Smile]
 
Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :
 
What Tom said. [Wink]

(Marlozhan, he is pretty cute.)
 
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Please do not let the funny impaired screw up your thread, Kama.
 
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
Heh. Okay, maybe I'm just being a bit too touchy -- god knows I remind Eddie on a regular basis on what a disgrace his fugly ass is to our womanizing name -- but you might want to work on your delivery, Kama. I know you're trying to joke, and obviously Tom does too; but without a punchline, declaring Eddie/Tom/John ugly just isn't that funny. Or maybe my sense of humor's just as underdeveloped as my lovemaking talent.

Oh, and punwit, you have SO earned your name with me.
 
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
Well according to K.A.M.A's apparent protocol, merely posting an ancillary comment in the previous thread iteration puts you on the list in this one.

Not that I'm complaining [Wink]

AJ
 
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
Let's bring this thread back on topic.

Hot. Sweaty. Me.

Discuss.

-Bok
 
Posted by Marlozhan (Member # 2422) on :
 
The real discussion should involve finding out which female Hatrackers find bald (or balding) men attractive.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
[Kiss] Lalo

I'm going to try and be funny in a non-offensive way. I don't guarantee success, but I'll try.

[Group Hug]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Oh, and Bok, we had such a great opportunity, when Karen was sleeping in the armchair, and we were so close to each other on the couch... What on earth stopped us?

[Frown]
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
See, I want to know why, when I offered to put you up for a couple nights, bok never got back to me.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Well, Paul you only have one choice now. Save up and come to Poland.
 
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
 
Poland has a lot going for it...

mostly Kama.
 
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
 
Nomen, that isn't it at all.

I just don't assume that everyone has the same tatse as I do. Some of my friends have dated women who I didn't find attractive, but that was OK...I wasn't the one dating them, right?

I think my wife is hot....so that is good enough for me!

Kwea
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
On a related note, but not including the making-out, I want to go to Spain next summer and saving for that. Kama, you should come and meet us. You could meet my brother, too - provided he doesn't get married within six months of coming home from his mission.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
You want to go to Spain to meet hot guys? I'm in.
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Does anybody else find the cyclical nature of these sex threads peculiar? Two weeks ago we were talking about tampons.
 
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 
Hmm, nothing to moon about if you ask me.
 
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
 
quote:
Everyone posting in this thread is automatically hot. Ok?
Am I hot now? Or just still annoying.
quote:
I think, therefore I am
I think I'm hot. So I guess I'm hot [Smile]
Besides, any guy who can dance is hot, right?
 
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
 
Well, better late than never. Kama, I'll help you in any way I can. I'm single, but whether I'm hot is up to you. I take rejection really well so don't worry about offending this newbie.
Diego
 
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
"Noone I've cuddled with so far heard such crap from me, so why do you think you would? "

We've never heard it because you've always bolted out the door two seconds after the act. [Cry]
 
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
 
quote:
Besides, any guy who can dance is hot, right?
It worked for Napoleon Dynamite.

Kama, please take me off the list? I have all the bodily pleasure I need already.
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
Curse my lack of funds. I'd love to go to Poland--or anywhere else where there's a hot girl* who might potentially want to have sex with me. But right now I can't even afford to go to the bathroom. Any hot girls who might potentially want to have sex with me are free to come here to Alaska. I can't offer to pay your airfare, but I can make it worthwhile in other ways. [Wink]

*That's assuming, of course, that Kama is hot. I've never had the good fortune of meeting any of you, so I don't actually know what any of you look like.

[ October 18, 2004, 11:14 PM: Message edited by: Verily the Younger ]
 
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
quote:
Am I hot now? Or just still annoying.

The most annoying factor you have, Boris, is that you keep labeling yourself as annoying, and keep asking if you are annoying.
 
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
 
*stays out of this thread, remembering something about how he needs to resist temptation*

[ October 19, 2004, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: Taalcon ]
 
Posted by CalvinMaker (Member # 2032) on :
 
I wouldn't be surprised if my X-gf had deleted the hot-hatrackers thread she made after I dumped her (assuming that's the "part 1" thread you're talking about).
 
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
 
Nope, Kama made one that mysteriously disappeared.
 
Posted by CalvinMaker (Member # 2032) on :
 
Oh.

Nevermind then.

::slinks away::
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Boris:

quote:
Am I hot now?
Of course.

Defenestraitor:

Woah.

Beren:

I'll try to stay longer and talk next time.

Verily:
quote:
That's assuming, of course, that Kama is hot.
Pfffffffft. Pfft. pft.

Dave:

[Kiss]

Noah:

I'm talking about the thread I made 2 days ago, that dissapeared mysteriously without my intervention.

*slaps fugu*
 
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
Paul, don't go all Communist revisionist on me here. I offered, as a token of respect, to let you have the honor (provided Kama was cool with it). However, the days in question, you said you couldn't do it.

...And so Paercival paid for your decision. How could you do such a thing to your own brother??

-Bok

[ October 19, 2004, 10:02 AM: Message edited by: Bokonon ]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Just as an aside, I think this is my first thread ever that went beyond 2 pages.
 
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
Yes, but there have been tons of threads _about_ you that have gone on for ages.

-Bok
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Are you trying to make me feel bad?
[Cry]

[Razz]
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
quote:
Pfffffffft. Pfft. pft.
Sorry, I don't know how I'm supposed to interpret that. All I know is, if you can speculate about our hotness, we can do the same about yours. It's only fair. [Razz]
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Oh, okay.

This, and the entire album on foobonic.com

[ October 19, 2004, 11:23 AM: Message edited by: Kama ]
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
Wow. Okay, you are hot. I can't be blamed for not having known that, though. I'm still new to Hatrack, have never been to a get-together, couldn't afford to go to one anyway, and don't actually know what "Foobonic" is. So I wasn't calling your hotness into doubt so much as merely stating the fact that I hadn't had any opportunities to learn of it myself. Now that I know for sure, I really really really want to be kidnapped and used against my will. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Where's that picture of you with the sword Kama? The one that you used for your greNME and SakeRiver icons.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
http://www.cammyk.republika.pl/knight.jpg
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
Not sure I'd trust a woman with a sharp object after reading this...
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
I like a lady that knows how to weld a sword. thats what i think is hot. ;O*

[Blushing]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
quote:
I like a lady that knows how to weld a sword
That sword is wooden, I'm afraid, so I doubt that much welding went into its construction.

[ October 19, 2004, 02:41 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
are you teasing me neomom. or is it spelled weild ?

oh well lets just say i like a girl that can hold her own with a sword.

[Big Grin] [Blushing]
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
"are you teasing me neomom. or is it spelled weild ?"

What's odd is that the answer to BOTH questions is "no." And the answer to a hidden third question is ALSO "no."
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
quote:
That sword is wooden
But she's not wielding it properly. Hot Hatrackers would be wasted in this woman's hands.
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Well, I am kind of teasing you Chris. It's spelled "wield". I knew what you meant, and was just kind of playing.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
quote:
neomom
[ROFL]

I can neither weld nor wield swords. I just look good in pictures with swords. And this particular one was carved by my brother.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
So how am I supposed to be wielding it, skillery?
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
I expect that Kama's pretty good with a sword, skillery, and if she isn't yet, I'm sure that teaching her how to use one would be a fun experience for all parties involved.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
<-- sweet and innocent
 
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
[ROFL]

Somehow my eye just kind of skipped over "neomom". That's great, I love that. That's definitely the most inventive misspelling of my username I've seen.

Is this why somebody referred to me as "she" in The Monkey's Paw thread the other day?
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Every hot Hatracker knows you're supposed to swing it, not drive it into the floor.
 
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
Swingers?
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
Im sorry for miss spelling your Name Noemon. I work graveyard shift at target. my mind is always a bit muddled this time in the morning. [Blushing] [Dont Know]

Kama for diffrent sword types you need diffrent grip. you dont hold an epee like a scottish claymore, theres a diffrence in size, length and weight.
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Seriously Chris, it's no problem at all; like I said, I didn't even see it at first, and when Kama pointed it out I just thought it was funny. I assumed that it was just a typo.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
We're still talking literal swords, right? Right?
 
Posted by rubble (Member # 6454) on :
 
Same difference, Neh?
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Why, whatever else might we have been talking about?
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
well i was when i posted it. but i guess not now. [Evil]
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Unless the sword was made from Norwegian wood.
 
Posted by rubble (Member # 6454) on :
 
Who is the Norwegian?
 
Posted by Intelligence3 (Member # 6944) on :
 
quote:
http://www.cammyk.republika.pl/knight.jpg

Okay, now THAT is hot.

(edit to clarify what I was responding to, man you people talk a lot [Razz] )

[ October 19, 2004, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Intelligence3 ]
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
a sword was a very strong phalic symple in the dark ages.
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
quote:
there's a diffrence in size, length and weight
Well I know that size and length matter, but I'm not sure about weight.
 
Posted by rubble (Member # 6454) on :
 
Sure. At some point you can't hold it up without using two hands.
 
Posted by Chris Kidd (Member # 2646) on :
 
I found this on a SCA site. How to hold a sword.

my favorite sword is a Broadsword

[ October 19, 2004, 03:42 PM: Message edited by: Chris Kidd ]
 
Posted by King of Men (Member # 6684) on :
 
quote:
Sure. At some point you can't hold it up without using two hands.

So I clicked on page four without checking page three first, and this is the first post. I am now oing to look at page three. I am most interested to learn what it is one cannot hold in one hand, in this thread. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by skillery (Member # 6209) on :
 
Burger King used to have a catchy little jingle that went something like: "it takes two hands to handle a whopper."

I suppose the King of Men would know all about that.
 
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
For crying out loud, we're shown a picture of a totally hot babe, and it makes you people want to have a discussion about swords?
 
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
 
Heh. Someone's feeling inadequate.
[Wink]

-Bok
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
[ROFL]

Just take a stab at it Verily. I'm sure you'll get it by tomorrow. [Wink]
 
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
 
Oh, eh...I kinda do have the money saved up that I could fly over to Poland and back. It's just that I rarely take days off of work that aren't normal days off to begin with. I had to be threatened to take last friday off. (If I showed up I was going to be marked as Unauthorized Absence {UA}).

That and I really don't know which holiday leave period I am going to take.
 


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