quote:33. Not allowed to chew gum at formation, unless I brought enough for everybody.
34. (Next day) Not allowed to chew gum at formation even if I *did* bring enough for everybody.
quote:49. Not allowed to trade military equipment for “magic beans”.
quote:194. Shouldn't take incriminating photos of my chain of command.
195. Shouldn't use Photoshop ® to create incriminating photos of my chain of command.
Posted by newfoundlogic (Member # 3907) on :
quote: 170. Not allowed to “defect” to OPFOR during training missions.
That would be awesome.
Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :
Hilarious. I read some aloud to my husband.
Thanks for the humor tonight.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
I read practically the entire thing to my roommate and friends. MUWAHAHA..
I win. Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
My students should mind this one:
quote: 87. If the thought of something makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.
Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :
I tell my kids that.
Posted by Boris (Member # 6935) on :
Oh yeah, I laughed for hours at this thing You should check some of his friends' lists. The one about using a cleaning rod and an M-16 to find meat for the tribe is awesome Posted by HonoreDB (Member # 1214) on :
I am forever in your debt for this link.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
This is hilarious.
Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :