I think this will fit the bill: puns about paper and paper products. Who will step up to the plate? I hope we all get plenty of amusement out of this before we finally call it a wrap.
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
I'm not sure I folio.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I was hoping you'd post one of these before Elizabeth reamed you out. I was going to take a nap - can you cover for me?
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Wad are you talking about?
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
My mother-in-law is visiting soon. I have no idea weyerhaeuser.
Posted by WishfulWiggin (Member # 6823) on :
Defenestraitor: Are you gonna Flyer out here?
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
What do you think? Probably rul 'er out of going by sea or land.
(my first pun! )
EDIT: And I didn't even get it right.
[ November 03, 2004, 10:50 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
So Liz lobbies for this, and then doesn't even participate.
Let's just scrap it.
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
WW: Sheaf lyin' in, yeah. It's better than carton her all the way over here on my chipper.
Posted by Eaquae Legit (Member # 3063) on :
My roommate says you should all be taken out into the woods and shot.
I, however, refuse to turn over a new leaf.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
pretty soon puns are going to take over and have a wide rule across the forum Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Maybe Elizabeth is waiting for an engraved invitation.
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Hey bob, if every time you made a pun I struck you with 1/100000000000th of a fist, I'd probably have a hole punch by now.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Well...I'm impressed. Whatever you do, don't let emboss you around!
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
:::enveloped by the suspense::: Let'er Rip!
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
What a banner idea! I'm glad this thread was started because this posters board with all the political frenzy.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I've been thirsting for a new pun thread and mentioned this fact to my daughter. She was not familiar with the term I used to describe my desire for a quenching thread. She wanted to know what parch meant.
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Perhaps we could commingle this pun thread with one on being a father. We could call it Pappy r us.
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
punwit, tissue just post three times in a row?!
Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :
Look at him go! I would purchase punwit punning on pay-per view
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
kaioshinOO, That is high praise and I thank you! By the way, alliteration becomes you.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
It's getting late. I fold.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Man, you guys are really plying me to pun here! I was too tired last night, so I crawled under the sheets. I have been very sick, and the pencilin has not been working.
You know, I was wondering? Is there any Orson Scott card stock on the market yet?
Posted by solo (Member # 3148) on :
Crawling under the sheets might be a little graph ic for this forum Elizabeth.
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
I say letterhead under the sheets, it's all good!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Solo, are you in your Cups this afternoon? I was talking about sleeping, not some Paper View porn movie!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Whenever I post from our computer guru's computer, I hear a c#. I call that my
Post IT Note.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
It sounds like you are making contact with that system, Dan.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
Am I allowed to pad this thread by adding multiple punny messages?
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
In other words, is this a legal pad?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I am not sure if it is legal. It all depends on the cost. Let me check my Overhead Projector to see how much it will be.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
I doubt people would post much if they had to paper message.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I think you are right, they would get qwhite board. It would be an EXPOnential growth. Marker my words.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The people believed the great drought was caused by the anger of the gods. They cast many bones to try to determine what this parch meant.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Vell, um... these puns are pretty glossy. It's kind of interesting how there'll be a lull followed by a new sprint. I think I'll scroll down later to see how else you all butcher the language.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
A shaman might claim he can determine the causes of events by grinding up wood, but it's not true. That's just a pulp fiction.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
> Vell, um... these puns are pretty glossy.
I suppose you think there's something the matte-r with that?
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
I realize this may be a bit off topic but I'm really looking forward to Ender's Game the movie.
I'm wondering if OSC will be come so famous that they will make a movie about his life. If they do, who do you think they will cast to pla Card?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Who would star in it?
According to the papers-- Ed Wood, Betty Page, and Eddy Prints Jr.
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
Manuscript some mad puns, dawg!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Is it snowing any where else in the US right now? I looked through my window and it looks pretty white out there.
fil
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Man, snow would be the highlight of my evening!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
This corporate downsizing is terrible. I lose so much pay per cut.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Snow!!! It's a veritable White Out!
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Bob, that was a copy of another pun. What, do you have xerox in your head?
[ November 04, 2004, 10:12 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
Posted by Defenestraitor (Member # 6907) on :
Yeah, Bob, what a half-fax pun. Collate down for a while.
Posted by fil (Member # 5079) on :
It looks like the snow is merely sleet. It will make driving to work in the morning difficult, especially as I like to eat a pastry on the way in. I could really use a car bun holder.
fil
(gads, that was horrible)
Posted by fil (Member # 5079) on :
Does this Forum have something like a Frequently Asked Question section? Hey, did I just make a FAQ simile?
fil
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
That one was so flimsy you should have to sit in the corner with a foolscap on your head.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
Sheesh. You guys are the reason the moral fiber of this country is eroding. Toner it down, already! You wood chip at the foundations of our society just to get a good pun in.
Posted by EricJamesStone (Member # 5938) on :
> Bob, that was a copy of another pun.
I think Bob just recycled it.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Well, if he did, he has not even a shred of dignity left.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Duly noted.
Posted by reparty (Member # 6884) on :
I was trying to use a scanner to reproduce some images with correlation indicators and not getting very good results with the low quality bond I was using. However I found that if I donwloaded a new Mark TWAIN it overcame the Prints and the Pauper.
(Been very busy, did you miss me?)
Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
Of course! A prints of a guy like you is always noted when he is absent
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