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Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
 
Link.

This picture is worth a thousands words, but half of them are just synonyms for 'sucks'.
 

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Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
Jessica Alba? Jessica Alba!?

Dammit, now I have to actually go see this thing.
 

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Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
No you don't, she's going to be the invisible woman. You won't see her half the time.
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
If you look at the bigger version of the picture, it almost looks like The Thing's rocky skin is tucked into his pants.

[ December 17, 2004, 09:40 AM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
 

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Posted by Zeugma (Member # 6636) on :
 
Something looks seriously wrong with that woman's spine.
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Yeah, she looks pretty ridiculous, doesn't she?
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
Hobbes: Is her superpower the ability to squeeze into tight-fitting suits?

Calvin: Nah, they can all do that.
 

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Posted by AvidReader (Member # 6007) on :
 
I didn't realize Ionn Gruffud was going to be in this. I'll probably go see it then. (Of course, I never read the comics so there's nothing for them to ruin for me.)
 

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Posted by Traveler (Member # 3615) on :
 

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Something looks seriously wrong with that woman's spine.

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Let's get something straight...there is nothing wrong with Jessica Alba's anything...NOTHING.
 

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Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Her stance says "Look at my boobs and my butt. At the same time."

If only she used her powers for good...

[ December 17, 2004, 10:24 AM: Message edited by: mr_porteiro_head ]
 

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Posted by Zeugma (Member # 6636) on :
 
Hey man, you wanna get something straight, you start with her posture.


 

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Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Aw, jeez, that movie looks so bad..... The Fantastic Four were by far the goofiest and cheesiest heroes that enjoyed too much success for their own good.

Hopefully, this will not attract people from the real comic movie, Batman Begins.
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
The annoying thing is that Alba is clearly in there for one reason only, and I don't even have to mention it.

But, couldn't they at least get a famous BLONDE to do the same job? For Pete's sake.
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
After seeing how Elastic Girl used her powers in the Incredibles, Reed is bound to be a disappointment.

Dagonee
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Yeah, The Incredibles is going to be a tough act for FF to follow, period.

[Edited for the sake of subject verb agreement. I can't believe I did that!]

[ December 17, 2004, 02:28 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
I wasn't aware it was even a possiblity.
 

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Posted by Foust (Member # 3043) on :
 
Look at the Thing's left hand.

What is he doing?
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
O_O
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 

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Look at the Thing's left hand.

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Actually, I was looking at his right hand.

The Thing is apparently quite a player.

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PSI

He does seem to get around, doesn't he? Johnny Storm's a pretty stoic guy in this interpretation of the comic, huh?
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
I think he's trying to appear oblivious.

We're not fooled. We can all see exactly what's going on.

[ December 17, 2004, 03:39 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
That does explain he little wisps of smoke he's emitting.
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 


Oh man. Are we the only ones that are seeing this??
 

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Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
 
Did anyone here catch the Venture Brothers episode with the Fantasic Four rip-off?

I think the name of the guy was Mr. Amazing. And of course he could stretch and do all sorts of amazing things. But the Amazing Girl could only make her outer layer of skin disappear, and that was when she concentrated, and the Human Torch had to be kept in a tube without oxygen, since he would burst into flames on contact (and comically run around the place screaming in horror), and the Thing was a poor mentally debilitated young man who had turned into a giant walking callous. It was a Dysfunctional Fantastic Four.
 

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Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
 
i love ioan, don't think much of jessica alba, and i think the thing looks horrible.
i really wish sean astin got the crack at directing this like he wanted.
but i will still go see it.
 

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Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
Which Avengers lineup though?
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
I thought they did make an Avengers movie...

Hobbes
 

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Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
Yah, they did.

Hobbes
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
Well, they made a horrible Captain America movie.

Horrible.

Worse than "Angel Sanctuary" bad.
 

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Posted by Aeroth (Member # 6269) on :
 
According to Brian Michael Bendis, due to various movie studios owning the film rights of different members of the Avengers, putting together an Avengers (or preferably, Ultimates) movie would cost a whopping $700 million.

They are, however, making an Avengers direct-to-DVD cartoon film for early 2006.
 

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Posted by Bean Counter (Member # 6001) on :
 
I think that a Fantastic Four adult film has real possibilities, Reed can elongate and Sue could turn invisible at the odd moments showing what is going on inside for Reed to scientifically inspect, or make Ben's "Thing" disappear. Jonny... Well that is Sues brother so he is right out anyway!

I would love to see Doom in Armor though, at least they chose the coolest villain to play off of.

BC
 

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