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Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

They're getting worse.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I'm so sorely tempted.

Temptation is too great.

Must.
Post.
Dobie...

I don't like morning butt...

[ROFL]

heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee

Ahhhhh

got that out of my system.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Bob, be careful. You don't want to make Papa moose your enema.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

[Blushing]

I'm flushed.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

I have nothing left to say, 'cept "Ick!"

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I've never known you to be clogged where puns are concerned.

Usually, you're on a roll.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, I can't help it. i am so distraught that my daughter won't take a bath. I have to plunge 'er in the water!

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

I could be wrong, but I think this thread is going down the drain.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, maybe someone had too much prune juice. Who makes that stuff anyway? I always wondered about those liquid plummers.

Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Traveler (Member # 3615) on :

*** trys to figure out a way to use Uranus and Klingons in this thread ***

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Traveler,
Somethig about toilet paper and wiping. You know, when things Kling on to Uranus? Something like that.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Elizabeth: [Kiss]

I'm So glad to see you punning. [Smile]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Thanks, Kat, though I have a feeling potty jokes weren't exactly what Papa Moose had in mind for this thread.

Posted by Kyle Katarn (Member # 3567) on :

How about

I don't like Mourning, but...
he's made an amazing comeback this year.

quote:
1. Alonzo Mourning, Nets: Zo's gotta be No. 1 because he's playing roughly one year after undergoing a kidney transplant. Uh, wow. Zo's comeback has been derailed recently due to hand, hip, and knee injuries, but he was averaging 10.4 points, 7.1 rebounds, and 2.3 blocks in 25.4 minutes before taking an early season breather.

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Cool, Elizabeth -- there's a club for punsters, and now urine.

Posted by kaioshin00 (Member # 3740) on :

Zo needs to go back to the Heat.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Thanks, Pop! Is there a relief form I should sign?

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

No, but someone will arrive and take your annual dues without asking. It's what we call a "fee seize."

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Is his name Paul? Should I pay Paul lyp service as well?

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Just have the money ready when he comes colon.

[ December 22, 2004, 04:51 PM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]

Posted by AndrewR (Member # 619) on :

After reading this thread, I'm never allowing my boy to lend any toys to Mooselet.

Otherwise we'd be subject to a bunch more toy let jokes.

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

I didn't even know you had a boy. Is he in alimentary school?