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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

...tingly.

Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :

Umm.... thank you for that information.

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

I was queried by this by a patient at the local Student Health Services. I read up on it. I informed the other staff that this topic might come up. They did not believe i was serious.

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

[Eek!]

(Evilly...)

Whatever you do, Storm, don't try the same thing with this.

*waits*

[Evil]

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

Well, it does come in a new sleeve form.

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

*resists* I'm NOT going to click on that link, especially now that I've read Sara's comment. [Big Grin]

But, Stormy, you get the award for "coolest thread title" today. [Smile]

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

[No No]

Sara, I distinctly told him NOT to try it!

(insert saintly innocent smilie here)

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

I'd also not recommend Bactine for friction burns [No No]

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

I'm just sayin' ... [Dont Know]

*too innocent to have any idea of what on Earth you might be talking about

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Ha! Ha! Your silly reverse psychology will not work on me, Stephen!

*Goes off to find some of this 'icy hot'*

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

[Evil Laugh]

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

quote:

I read up on it.

I will give you a cookie for a link to one of these studies. The title alone must be hilarious.

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

It was a net search, and I found some online articles. I remember one in particular that included an interview with a frat guy who said that he and his buddies would sit around in a circle sometimes and, er, enjoy the Gold Balm together. "But there was nothing gay about it."

Mmmm, okay.

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

What I found interesting, growing up, is that there are many people out there who find such "tingly" sensations rather too powerful when applied to sensitive skin (and, by extension, sensitive areas); it can rapidly become a sensation of pain.

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

quote:
I remember one in particular that included an interview with a frat guy who said that he and his buddies would sit around in a circle sometimes and, er, enjoy the Gold Balm together. "But there was nothing gay about it."

A friend of mine was in a fraternity and he ended a lot of his stories on notes like that. [Wink]

(Of course, a couple years later, he came to terms with the fact that he himself was gay.) [Wink]

*have a good appreciation of irony when it affects anyone but me*

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

I mean, I don't have any problem with whatever consenting adults want to get up to behind the doors of a fraternity. So long as everyone is of age and of a state to consent, I don't really care.

But come on. It's not like there was only a lamppost in the room, besides you. And you all weren't just baking a pie together.

[Dont Know]

Yeah, the quote was pretty funny.

Posted by dread pirate romany (Member # 6869) on :

quote:
It's not like there was only a lamppost in the room, besides you. And you all weren't just baking a pie together.

Thank you. Now I need to clean tea off my screen. And it's the expensive stuff.

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

Well, it kind of gives a whole new meaning to "male Bonding," doesn't it? [Razz]

(someone had to say it.)

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Frats are some of the worst breeding grounds for shite that even I found repulsive and deviant. I remember an old National Lampoon that had an article (with *shudder* pictures) that detailed some of the things the frats had pledges do and, uh, I can't really describe any of them on this forum they were so icky.

Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

Would it be a homosexual thing if the frat boys used Ben Gay?

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

That depends, does it have a fruity fragrance?

Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :

*sndrake suddenly realizes he may have been jumping to the wrong conclusion when someone refers to "Bondage."*

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

sndrake [ROFL]

Posted by Alcon (Member # 6645) on :

Worse than the powder: Gold Bond Wipes.

Lets just say I got a bad bad case of jock itch while on the swim team that didn't wanna go away. I got recommended the powder. Didn't do anything. Then the wipes. I figured it couldn't hurt... (yea right). The jock it wasn't on the bits itself, rather on the sides of the inside of the thighs and right up... yea. So I applied the wipe. Didn't feel like anything at first, just a little cold, you know like a presoaped wet towellet thingy. Then all of a sudden OH GOOD GOD!! THE PAIN! It felt like someone was hosing the region with liquid nitrogen. SO COLD!! It was FREEZING. And I swim in 75 degree swimming pools at 5 am in the middle of winter when its 0 degrees outside in naught but a speedo, so I know cold. And I can handle it... but oh good heavens nothing compares to that.

Lets just say I never used one ever again. Least ways not there I didn't.

Posted by Sara Sasse (Member # 6804) on :

I've heard tell that there's nothing wrong with a little bondage.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Naughty, wicked, bad Zoot!

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Sara, are you trying to whip up some controversy?

Posted by J T Stryker (Member # 6300) on :

Gold bond is a standard item in a backpackers first aid kit, I mean a little per-imtive powdering is better than jock itch when you have to hike 12 to 15 miles a day. BUT NEVER USE THE EXTRA STRENGTH GOLD BOND IN YOUR SHORTS.

Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :

I taught my college-student/technician how to lace the undies of male enemies with capsaicin cream, because it is virtually odorless, yet derived from cayenne peppers.

And she did it.

To my dismay.

Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :

Never present an enemy with a weapon you wouldn't want used on yourself, eh?

Dang, Shig got the ben gay line.

Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :

Don't use Vick's Vap-o-rub either. My friend, and I use the term loosely, tried that on a bet, and he was screaming for several minutes, or so I hear.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Now we know where Michael Flatley got his inspiration.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

ha ha!

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

heh.