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Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
j/k
 

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Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
TomD has a sense of humor?

oh j/k

Farmgirl
 

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Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
 
So three Tom Davidson's walk into a bar...
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dag - Put a j/k on that, boy! Pronto!
 

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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
TITLE IS REGISTERED TRADEMARK. ANY EXPLICIT USE OF TERMINOLOGY, SEMANTICS, MORPHOLOGICAL DEVELOPMENT OR SYNTAX AND STRUCTURE OF ORIGINAL TITLE POSTED BY JONATHAN HOWARD IS A DIRECT, OFFICIAL VIOLATION OF THE UNSPOKEN COPYTIGHT. ANY VIOLATION OF IT IS REGARDED AS ABUSE OF THE REGISTERED TRADEMARK AND MISUSE OF ITS PURPOSES. J/k!!!!

Anyway, I guess my titles are popular?

Don't take this seriiously, Papa Moose! If TomD has a sense of humour, I can have an eccentric one as well!

[ January 13, 2005, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]
 

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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
So what do you do to keep TomDavidson occupied for a long time?

(Crowd is silent)

You put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!!

J/K...............Tom you're a great guy........so don't take that personally.........
 

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Posted by ladyday (Member # 1069) on :
 
*blinks*

Have we cut back the dobies recently? Usually new folk are honored to be dobied.

So much yelling...
 

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Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are.

[ January 13, 2005, 05:38 PM: Message edited by: Elizabeth ]
 

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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :
 
dobies? dobied...........now I am confused
 

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Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
Wow, ladyday, nice to see you!
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 

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dobies? dobied...........now I am confused

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Lurking a bit helps on these issues.

And, hey Billie!

Leslie and Billie have come out to play today.

[ January 13, 2005, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
 

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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 

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You put him in a round room and tell him to sit in the corner!!

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That's a Jewish Persian joke!

Q: "How do you drive a Persian nuts?"
A: "You put him in a round room and tll him there's a shekel in the corner."
 

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Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :
 
As a published writer, I fear that I -- from a literary forum such as Hatrack -- expected the jokes to be of substantially higher quality than those so far displayed.

j/k
 

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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
Again, you criticise Hatrack Fun; all you ever want is the intellect, no?

J/k!
 

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Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :
 

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So what do you do to keep TomDavidson occupied for a long time?

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I suggest that you register a new screen name and post inflammatory remarks. Tom's expertise as a troll identifier can be exploited to provide hours of make work.

[ January 13, 2005, 05:50 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]
 

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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
Did he do his PhD on trolling?
 

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Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 

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No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are.

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This is true.


 

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Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
 
We must keep this on the top of the list, for Tom to see!
 

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Posted by Glenn Arnold (Member # 3192) on :
 

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No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are.

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No, you put him in a round room, tell him there are no corners, and watch how he convinces you that there are.

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Tom's probably smart enough to do that, too.

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That's a Jewish Persian joke!

Q: "How do you drive a Persian nuts?"
A: "You put him in a round room and tll him there's a shekel in the corner."

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Watch the Jewish Persian jokes...I'm both
 

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Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
 
I'm not much into the Tom Davidson humour. I'm a blood man myself, though in a pinch black bile will do.

[ January 13, 2005, 09:49 PM: Message edited by: Verily the Younger ]
 

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Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
Tom Davidson humor:

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It's a little known fact that we managed to beat the Russians to the moon by using a cheat code.

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I'm not Kama's programmer. In all honesty, if I were, she would post more pictures in less clothing.

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*points up to Christy's post*
She's been doing that all week. We drove past this gorgeous A-frame a block or two down, and --WHAM: houseboat.

I can't stop her.

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I was aiming for bold with a hint of sophistication and lacking in pretention.

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So you were going for Meg Ryan?

Somehow i don't get that from the thread title.

j/k
 

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Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
TomD himself never replied in this thread!

And here I thought Papa Moose's last post -- his description of Tom in a round room -- was so right-on-the-money that surely Tom would have a comeback reply for it!

Farmgirl
 

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Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
Grin, knowing Tom do you actually expect him to post in a thread dedicated to him? I don't.

AJ
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
He wouldn't want us to know he craves the attention. j/k
 

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Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
Knowing Tom, do you expect him to desire to bestow any sort of credibility on a Dobie thread?

[ January 14, 2005, 11:54 AM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
I thought the other one was the dobie. Oh well.
 

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Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
PSI, you thought I would spell humor that way on purpose?

And Leonide, thank you for recognizing the reference. As long as one person does, I feel ok about myself.

--Pop
 

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Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
Eh, you never know.
 

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Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
"WHERE IS TOM? TWO THREADS FOR HIM AND HE'S AWAY!"

Jonathan, if you want Tom's attention, just email him. He is very nice, and you will get more out of him than you are getting here, I bet.
 

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Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :
 
Just don't forget he's already married.
 

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Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
Tom seems to be studiously avoiding this thread.

And Elizabeth, I emailed Tom once and he never answered me.

 

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Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
I'm secretly very shy.
 

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Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
 
Well, you are a good secret keeper! ha ha.
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 

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Tom Davidson humor:

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I didn't see a single "j/k " in that lot, so I don't buy it.
 

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Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 

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I'm secretly very shy.

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I'm secretly very shy. j/k

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