Hatrack River Forum: When Do You Decide to Leave a Birch??

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Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

I can't decide when to leave my tree. Here is a picture of my baby:

Ain't She A Beauty???

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Leave...a birch...

Ah ha ha ha...

I can see you're going to be quite poplar around here.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Can I move in?

You get very little green here.

Posted by mothertree (Member # 4999) on :

Much better. I give it a 2.5.

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

What are you talking about? I was being serious!!! [Big Grin]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

So was I!!!

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

JH- The tree next to me only has a monkey in it. I'm sure we could make him go away. Come on over and we'll set you up a place.

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Why kick him away? [Wink]

OK, just give me the directions... I'll need to walk there, as I'm bankrupt.

[ January 15, 2005, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Jonathan Howard ]

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

First I need to know where you live? I can't give proper directions otherwise. And I don't want you to get lost because of me. [Angst]

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

Right-sided end room,
Flat No. **,
Floor No. *,
Building No. *,
******** St,
German Colony,
Repha'im valley,
Southern districts,
Jerusalem,
Judea,
Israel,
Middle East,
Asia,
Northern Hemisphere,
Earth,
Inner-Planetary Orbits,
Solar system,
The Regalian arm (I think!),
The Milky Way,
ummm...
The Universe,
Dimensions 01-27a.

Good enough?

Posted by SteveRogers (Member # 7130) on :

Yeah!! Ok what you need to do is go west. Until you get to the ocean. Then you have to swim until you see a giant statue that looks sort of like a woman. Then go southwest into Missouri. Go to St. Louis and find the nearest Birch tree and you're there.