Hatrack River Forum: Well, don' it jes make ya wanna spit?

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Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

If you do the slime, you gotta do the time.

[ January 21, 2005, 03:22 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

I wanna throw up.

Why did you post this? Why?

Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :

I agree, it's absolutely repulsive.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Your honor, hasn't my client suffered enough?

Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

So, apparently the authorities got there in the nic'o'time?

Posted by Intelligence3 (Member # 6944) on :

I'd just like to plug punwit's excellent pun. I wouldn't want to snuff out the recognition you should receive.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

I just like to give folks something to chew on for a bit.

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

I just feel so slimy thinking about it.

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

Well, those puns aren't exactly smoking. I guess they shouldn't be in this case.

If I need a laugh, I guess I'll read Mad Magazine and look at some Spy 'toons.

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

1. EW!
2. Best pun I've seen in a long time, punwit.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Sickening stories like this should have method of expressing our distatse in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale.

Posted by Dread Pendragon (Member # 7239) on :

*gags*

Posted by Jay (Member # 5786) on :

I love it! My all crooks suffer similar fates!

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

*** WARNING: DO NOT READ IF SQUEAMISH ***

Billy goes into a bar and realizes he left his wallet at home. He really wants a drink, but the bartender won't let him have a tab.

Fred, already sitting at the bar, points to the spitoon and says, "If you take a sip out of that, I'll buy you drinks for the evening."

Billy walks over to the spitoon, picks it up, and drinks the whole thing. Everyone is grossed out, and Billy grabs a pitcher of beer and downs it with a grimace on his face.

Fred says, "You didn't have to drink the whole thing!"

Billy goes, "I tried to stop, but it all came out in one piece."

Dagonee

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Now that's not funny. *insert GC vomit smily here*

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

I warned you. In capital letters and everything.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

I'm not squeamish. That's just really, really gross. [Razz]

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Ok, every once in awhile I post a pun that I feel gets lost. I'm gonna pimp this one because I thought it was pretty good.

quote:
Sickening stories like this should have method of expressing our distatse in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale.

I should have said, "We should have a way to rate our distaste for sickening stories like this one in numeric form. I'd expect to rate this one about a 6 or 7 on the icky scale".

*Admits to shameless self promotion in this post*

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I laughed so hard I coughed up a lung.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Perhaps I should cut back on the self promotion since Bob is apparently down to one lung. I'll stop with the attention-getters Bob but I suggest that you appoint an air apparent since you are imp-aired.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

'tis better to respirate than aspirate!

I guess that thief put a Pall on the guys' trip to the Mall.

Lucky he left behind his secrete weapon.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

I hope that the thief actually does some jail time. I'd hate to hear that he was pled down to no jail time because the DA figured he'd already received a more than fair Skoalding.

[ January 21, 2005, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: punwit ]

Posted by Ginol_Enam (Member # 7070) on :

1. Eeeeeewwww.
2. I have this mouth wash that, in the directions, says to "expectorate (spit)." Now, if they know that there are enough people who do not know what "expectorate" is to also put "spit" beside it, why don't they just put "spit?" It would save space...

I just thought of that when I read punwit's pun (is there some connection to being called punwit and puns or is that a coincidence?).

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

That's his real name.

His dad was kind of warped.