Pretty self explanitory, right? You can build off of previous posts ala the Insult Game, or you can put in a random apology. I'll start:
I apologize on behalf of the "Oh, the Irony..." thread for giving me the idea for this game.
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
I apologize on behalf of American Society for making this Friday a work day.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I apologize on behalf of KarlEd for his appropriation of the right to apologize for American Society.
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
I apologize on behalf of Dagonee for his offensive use of the term "appropriation".
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I apologize on behalf of Anna for her Frenchness.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
I'm sorry, but Dagonee will always find a loophole in someone's statements.
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize on behalf of everyone who still thinks of Erik's name as girly.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize on behalf of AntiCool for trying to sound big and tough, but instead comes off as being AntiSocial.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I apologize on behalf of all those who see the puns and groan.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize for those that simply cannot see that puns are the high-point of humor.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I apologize on behalf of the those who love the puns and encourage them to continue.
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I apologize on behalf of all the pun-hater apologists.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
I apologize on behalf of the incorrect preposition in the thread title.
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
I apologize on behalf of all those who wanted to apologize for that, but were not quite sure they were right.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize for those that have nothing better to do than find bad prepositions in thread titles.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I apologize on behalf of the country for the decline in American education that causes people to use incorrect prepositions.
[ March 25, 2005, 12:26 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Half a sec. Do we apologize on behalf of the offender or the offendee? I thought it was on behalf of the offender.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I apologize on behalf of beverly for not understanding the format of the game.
(I think it's sort of free-form, bev. )
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize on behalf of beverly for so rudely derailing the thread.
Posted by beverly (Member # 6246) on :
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I apologize on behalf of scottneb for implying that bev was rude.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I apologize in behalf of Scottneb for thinking he could take Mr. P-Head's place in apologizing for his wife, when that is obviously a husband's job and has been for eons.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize on behalf of Megan for posting before me and "stealing my thunder."
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize on behalf of all of these weinie apologists.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize that AntiCool's only come-back after being 'punned' is "weinie."
[ March 25, 2005, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: scottneb ]
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I apologize for the fact that Scottneb is ignoring my apology in his behalf.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize on behalf of Elizabeth for seeing (and appologizing for) a weakness that I don't have.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I also appologize that Elizabeth capitalized my name.
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize for those that don't realize that in English, proper names are always capitalized.
edit: I don't know how to spell
[ March 25, 2005, 01:00 PM: Message edited by: AntiCool ]
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I appologize for those that find this thread WAY too amusing.
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
I apologize for scottneb's consistent mis-spelling of the word "apologize" and also for AntiCool's mis-spelling of the word "capitalize".
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
(at least it's consistent)
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize for Scott's boring consistency.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*adds a bit of sugar and some cornstarch*
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I apologize that rivka finds the need to make homemade bombs and blow-up Hatrack.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
I apologize for rivka's satan worship on the forum.
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize for Dag's intolerance of other religions.
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
I also apologize for Dag, generally.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
I apologize for Elizabeth, specifically.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I apologize for the lack of elephants in this thread.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I apologize that T finds it necesary to have elephants in a clearly defined, elephant-free thread.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I apologize for scott's ignorant lifestyle.
I also apologize that scott finds it necessary to perpetuate segregation of theoretical land mammals from threads such as these.
Furthermore, I deeply apologize for the misspelling of the word "necessary" as seen in the above post.
[ March 25, 2005, 02:01 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I apologize on behalf of all the people who are missing the point of apologizing on behalf of someone else! Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I apologize for God, who seems not to care about your post, Megan.
( )
Posted by HesterGray (Member # 7384) on :
I apologize on behalf of the late Dave Thomas for a Wendy's customer accidently becoming a cannibal.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
No, no, no, you apologize on behalf of God.
And, I apologize on behalf of the people who think T_Smith is a weenie.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
And I apologize on behalf of the Weenie Agenda for egging your house.
[ March 25, 2005, 02:11 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
I apologize on behalf of Megan to the weenies for insulting them.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
I also apologize on behalf of sarcasticmuppet for the non-gender-neutral language in the thread title.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I apologize on behalf of Lucifer for spawning Shigosei.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
I apologize on behalf of T_Smith for dragging our private family issues onto this board.
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize on behalf of those that don't have the decency to be ashamed.
[ March 25, 2005, 02:17 PM: Message edited by: AntiCool ]
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I apologize for all those without the tenacity to NOT to be ashamed.
[ March 25, 2005, 02:58 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by AntiCool (Member # 7386) on :
I apologize on behalf of SM for the derivative nature of her last post.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
I apoligize for makeing this post just to apoligize for it.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
I apologize on behalf of MEC for believing he had to apologize for posting an apology.
(and with that, I'm done with Hatrack for today. C'Ya)
Posted by mimsies (Member # 7418) on :
i apologize for scottneb for abandoning Hatrack so early in the day
i also apologize on behalf of my keyboard for misspelling stuff all the time