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Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

This is your invitation to a wedding-related pun smackdown. We must minister to this one all the way through April 2nd.

May the best man win. Except that's my brother and he doesn't even know about Hatrack.

Posted by TMedina (Member # 6649) on :

Like all relationships, this too will come to knot.

But I hope she will wear her gown with bride.

-Trevor

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

I've been grooming some puns for just this occasion.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

Everything said so far rings true. This thread is a real gem.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I'm so glad you all joined in and are showering us with such engaging puns.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

By the way, hope chest isn't some form of wishful thinking.

Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :

As to that one, aisle forever hold my peace.

And that was a veiled threat.

[ March 30, 2005, 06:07 PM: Message edited by: advice for robots ]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, Bob, I know you two are getting a little older. I have some extra Depends I can send you. You don't want to be wetting gowns or anything.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

tux tux [No No]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

I'm just trying to save your tails, Bob.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

I see you've got a lot invested in that pun. I should cuff you over the head. In fact, I vow to do it!

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

I do believe you're all crazy.

*aside, to self*
D'ya think she'll really go through with it?
*answers self*
Nuptial realize the puns are too much to live with!

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, bob, I think I finally found the perfect gift for you two. It is a special set of tiny spoons for serving espresso. They are known as mini-stirs.

Posted by punwit (Member # 6388) on :

Seeing as how CT is going to miss this event do we need to hire a stand in? Who is in charge of the Saramoney?

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Punwit, this is a country wedding. No need to be all CT-fied.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, Bob and Dana are married now, so we can make honeymoon puns. I hope Dana is not disappointed, and that all Bob's promises were kept. I would hate to hear that he said, "Well, Dana, I really conned you, gal!"