Not as exciting as the woman giving birth in a gas station but...
...and I have to ask, if the guy wants a hot meal, there should be a soup kitchen nearby.
What a crappy thing to do. It just stinks. He really stepped in it this time....
Thief Steals Poop From Woman Walking Dog
Thu Mar 31,11:32 AM ET Strange News - AP
SAN DIEGO - This mugger was left holding a bag he didn't really want.
Police said they were searching for a gunman who ran up to a woman while she was walking her dog Monday night and grabbed the bag she was holding. It contained poop.
When the gunman discovered what was in it, he threw it down in disgust, pointed his gun at the 32-year-old woman and demanded money, San Diego police detective Gary Hassen said.
He then aimed his .22-caliber semiautomatic at the dog, named Misty, and pulled the trigger twice but the gun didn't fire, Hassen said. The robber, who was believed to be in his 20s, ran to a waiting small, silver car and fled, police said.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
See, it's things like this that keep me away from a life of crime. I just know, if I got into that line of work, you'd be hearing about all the stupid stuff I did.
Posted by Lyrhawn (Member # 7039) on :
Attempted Dog Murder. That should be a one year sentence.
Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
I would love to know what was running through his head as this all went down. Talk about stuff not going to plan.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
*is strongly reminded of "A Fish Called Wanda"*
Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :
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